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Whores in Space [Mercs for Hire] "#1 Most damage done since Inferno" -CCP

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FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2013-04-09 15:28:24 UTC
I want Zeus to sing at my birthday party!

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#42 - 2013-04-09 20:17:05 UTC
FeralShadow wrote:
I want Zeus to sing at my birthday party!



Yay! You'll enjoy my skills!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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BORTRON BEEFBURGER
Boner Kingdom
#43 - 2013-04-10 00:43:06 UTC
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Captainn Chronicc
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2013-04-10 20:44:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Captainn Chronicc
We've accomplished a lot of contracts recently.

They have ranged from making sure people dont mine in specific systems to not allowing corporations access to new incursion sites.

One problem we have been coming across is that when our dec goes through the targets stop logging in. We suggest if you want to stop mining operations in specific systems that you continue the dec for another week. This will insure that the miners dont feel safe in their current region.


If you need to contact us for merc work feel free to contact my Alt Zeus Maximo.

btw, we dont mind going after a few offline pos's every now and again :P
Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#45 - 2013-04-11 10:15:36 UTC
FeralShadow wrote:
I want Zeus to sing at my birthday party!



Ok as his hiring agent I must apologize for the delay in my response. We have been very busy in his tour in Australia. We can try to schedule his presentation at your party. We also need to know if you want a simple presentation or require him to be wearing some specific sort of custom? Also by a small 50M fee we will record it in a beautifully crafted Blue ray case that you can later use to show to your friends!

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#46 - 2013-04-11 21:16:18 UTC
Thank you Kagura for handling the situation :)

For all other epople looking to have someone decced; operaters are on the line waiting for your call! Call now!

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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Alekksander Geinesa
Divine Mortals
Divinity.
#47 - 2013-04-11 22:03:49 UTC
I have not used these guys for the purpose of killing, but did sit and talk tactics with Zeus, fun dude seems like he would be more then fun to work with!
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#48 - 2013-04-12 09:45:46 UTC
Thank you for your kind words :)

"It is not possible either to trick or escape the mind of Zeus."

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FeralShadow
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2013-04-12 20:00:48 UTC
Ah that's ok. The clown suit with the detachable "lower section" will wait. I have also noticed that area denial, while popular, often leads to a lack of targets. But hey, it's all about the contract amirite?

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#50 - 2013-04-12 20:06:41 UTC
When one door closes others open.

My corp already has 68 kills today :p

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Athena Maldoran
Doomheim
#51 - 2013-04-13 23:41:52 UTC

The contract have had its desired effect. I am a satisfied costumer, and grateful for excellent service Big smile Will hire again when opertunity presents itself.
GenghisKaun
Ent0urage
The Pursuit of Happiness
#52 - 2013-04-14 14:46:54 UTC
Posting because of corp dictatorship.
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#53 - 2013-04-15 17:23:54 UTC
Thanks Kaun! <3 you too!


Btw we killed 3 orca's yesterday that thought ice mining was cool. No big deal. Customers are happy!

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spudzonatron
Russian Thunder Squad
Against ALL Authorities
#54 - 2013-04-15 23:27:22 UTC
Stats for this month so far:

822 Ships killed (84.7B ISK) 95.96% Efficiency (ISK)

We'll get the job done for you
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#55 - 2013-04-16 00:11:29 UTC
Thats just U-mad :)

Alliance stats:

1,966 kills
167.86 72 bil destroyed
7.25 bil lost
95.86% efficient


Only 37% of our kills have been in Jita. If you hire us you will be getting the full package. We cover ALL of high sec!

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B0ZziLLa
One Risky Click
Snuffed Out
#56 - 2013-04-16 00:28:03 UTC  |  Edited by: B0ZziLLa
Going to sound Bad for you guys, Cup Of ConKrete is a merc corp, (whores in space dont dec merc corps)


Also 194 Alliance vs 13 man merc corp (Cup of ConKrete)

And your losing to us 2-1
Cup of Concrete 38MIL isk in losses.
Whores in space 426MIL isk in losses.

1 stealth bomber kill for (whores)

1 faction kill for us- http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19345414
1 BC kill for us- [url= http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19354684]

dont know why where dec'd its strange? anywas zues fly safe
Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2013-04-16 01:16:37 UTC
I don't think a single one of them has ever shown up to a gank in suit and tie, so they're likely not professionals.

They're quite good, though.

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Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
The Pursuit of Happiness
#58 - 2013-04-16 09:01:13 UTC
B0ZziLLa wrote:
Going to sound Bad for you guys, Cup Of ConKrete is a merc corp, (whores in space dont dec merc corps)


Also 194 Alliance vs 13 man merc corp (Cup of ConKrete)

And your losing to us 2-1
Cup of Concrete 38MIL isk in losses.
Whores in space 426MIL isk in losses.

1 stealth bomber kill for (whores)

1 faction kill for us- http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19345414
1 BC kill for us- [url= http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=19354684]

dont know why where dec'd its strange? anywas zues fly safe


This was definitely written to fit your agenda.

What really happened was our 2 members engaged your bait, separately on two different occasions, and you all ganked them. If you call that a mind boggling destructive alliance ending war then so be it.

A lot in the alliance like to fly solo or in 2-3 person gangs so you won't see too many fleets around. However we do have contracts to fulfill so we don't have time to play logi/station games. If you want to test your skills leave the falcon and logi at home. Ganking gets old :)



Psychotic Monk wrote:
I don't think a single one of them has ever shown up to a gank in suit and tie, so they're likely not professionals.

They're quite good, though.



We offer a laid back environment until my corporation trolls me to the point of rage :)

Thank you for your kind words :)

Good luck in the election!

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Kagura Nikon
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2013-04-16 10:50:45 UTC
Psychotic Monk wrote:
I don't think a single one of them has ever shown up to a gank in suit and tie, so they're likely not professionals.

They're quite good, though.



Check the alliance name.... what type of Whores show up in suit and tie for their work?

"If brute force does not solve your problem....  then you are  surely not using enough!"
B0ZziLLa
One Risky Click
Snuffed Out
#60 - 2013-04-16 13:48:48 UTC
leave logi and falcons at home why?

this is for JIMMY15
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqrVl4MwWpg