Wormholes

I cannot even find bears. They just log on for 20 minutes to defecate in the woods, and that's it.

I found some bears today.....well they found me bearing it up in their system....I ran, of course. Then everyone in our system got cloaky. Those that couldn't cloak played sheep. We waited......and waited. Finally they sent a buzzard in, he probed, went back. Then a couple of SB's came in then left again. I ordered one of our guys to get in a domi and start putting mass on the hole. He did this twice, still nothing. After the second time I had him jump out and I jumped in the domi, jumped back into their system sooner than my friend's 4min timer. Finally, they attacked, 3 SB's, all launched bombs. I played helpless on the hole. Then 3 BS's showed up 40km off the hole. Everyone was pounding that domi, gotta love 170k ehp tanks in a wolf rayet. No sense bringing the rest of our fleet in since we were close range fit. But, I did get to kill 2 of the 3 sb's with warrior 2's then jumped out just as the damage hit structure....surprise, no 4 min timer. Bait and switch always gets them!

It's true, we even NPC corp nubs posting here

That hurts Roime. Let me join your corp!

Sorry

We can't accept pilots who have been members of NPC corps during their capsuleer career

That is a bit of an issue with Eve in general.


"Hey guys, we could sit on these holes or scan new ones for hours, in the vague hope that someone is stupid enough to make a mistake...or we could have a game of League of Legends and feed our ADHD?"

Most of you guys live in C5-C6 wormholes. There aren't any noobs wandering about in those classes, especially carebearing noobs.

We don't want to fight noobs. We want to fight anyone.

Wormholes have matured. The players, the corporations, the methods and the general knowledge of living in them successfully. Its made it harder to stumble into PvP fun because more players understand how to protect themselves and who to look out for.



For a decent fight now you have to find someone who is willing, has enough pilots on, and is in the right TZ. Since everyone flies pretty much the same fleet comp, it all boils down to numbers. Meeting these requirements is rare.

Arranged fights don't have the same urgency as sh*t your pants 'here they come' PvP. Everyone laughs at the end... Oh boy that was close... Man you almost had me... It takes away the glow of victory and the bitterness of defeat.



Forcing someone to come out and fight in the past required a siege, but the average WH player has by now been in one or another big WH alliance or has friends in them. If you get pressed in your home system, you batphone for help and no telling who is comming at that point. But they will be comming and with twice what you have because if they don't have twice the phone is still ringing.



Thats it in a nutshell. Its why VoC looks for fights in Null. Its why Bite Me is in Low. Its why AHARM is afk except for someone manning the batphone. The bears have been reading your manuals using your tools and watching your instructional videos. They are grateful.

When most non C5 to C6 corps are out gunned by their higher up cousins, it makes anyone in a lower class of wormhole a tad...reluctant to pay you guys a visit, and to be honest it's the way it should be. You don't go around pissing off the great whites of W-space, less they decided to turn around and make you prey.