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Hate lists

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Jenshae Chiroptera
#1 - 2011-10-15 11:28:58 UTC
I hate:

1) Everyone.
Doesn't matter what country, colour, religion, if you are human I hate you all equally.
2) Tool bars
3) Opt out options such as running and install and having to opt out to make their crap your home page and adding their tool bar.
4) Captains Quarters - it blew up my 8800GTX Cry
5) Kill board point farmers.
6) Most EVE players on a general basis, see point 5)
7) Can flippers, similar to point 5)
8) Whom ever is buying low and selling all the PLEX high - my second account is closed as a result.
9) Sneaky little cloaked ship bastards.
10) Weedy little drips that think they mean something in life because they ganked a ship that can't shoot back.
11) Babies
12) Puppies
13) Marriage
14) Morgages
15) Taxes
16) Recession
17) Airport security
18) George Carlin being dead. [Clicky]What?

As he says, "I have psychotic ****ing hatreds."

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Alara IonStorm
#2 - 2011-10-15 11:30:58 UTC
Your hate is weak, I am glad Carlin is dead, 6 Billion to go.
Kehro Urgus
Dark Nebula Academy
O X I D E
#3 - 2011-10-15 11:33:22 UTC
**** **** **** **** ********** ************ **** Shocked

Yeeee! 

Jenshae Chiroptera
#4 - 2011-10-15 11:33:42 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Your hate is weak, I am glad Carlin is dead, 6 Billion to go.

7

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Akrasjel Lanate
Lanate Industries
#5 - 2011-10-15 11:49:07 UTC
19. Trolls like you

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Arakazzi
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-10-15 11:50:31 UTC
Nothing on that list is worth my attention let alone my hatred. Twisted
Jenshae Chiroptera
#7 - 2011-10-15 11:52:27 UTC
Arakazzi wrote:
Nothing on that list is worth my attention let alone my hatred. Twisted


Yeah, people being autistic means that one can pretend they don't even exist and not waste energy on hating them? P

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
#8 - 2011-10-15 11:58:20 UTC
you know what everyone likes? cake

have you ever said to anyone 'hey man, you want some cake' and them go like 'nah man, cake is awful, it's all spongy and frosting-covered'

hell no, everyone's like 'hell yes, i love cake, gimme three slices and a side order of diabeetus'

anyhow, i don't know what this thread was about but i felt like posting about cake

Zerra Zeta
Doomheim
#9 - 2011-10-15 11:58:33 UTC
>country, colour

humph, seems to matter to me
Jenshae Chiroptera
#10 - 2011-10-15 12:02:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Chaos Incarnate wrote:
you know what everyone likes? cake


I hate chocolate cake
I hate chocolate cake that has been dropped on the floor
I hate birthday chocolate cake when it is a "special surprise" every year.
I hate carrot cake
I hate ice cream cake

Actually, can I just have a doughnut and Pepsi?

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Zerra Zeta
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-10-15 12:06:56 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Chaos Incarnate wrote:
you know what everyone likes? cake


I hate chocolate cake
I hate chocolate cake that has been dropped on the floor
I hate birthday chocolate cake when it is a "special surprise" every year.
I hate carrot cake
I hate ice cream cake

Actually, can I just have a doughnut and Pepsi?


Whenever I poop it is in shades of brown,
how I love flushing it down.
This century amuses me more than most,
put grape jelly on my toast.


Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
#12 - 2011-10-15 12:08:54 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Chaos Incarnate wrote:
you know what everyone likes? cake


I hate chocolate cake
I hate chocolate cake that has been dropped on the floor
I hate birthday chocolate cake when it is a "special surprise" every year.
I hate carrot cake
I hate ice cream cake

Actually, can I just have a doughnut and Pepsi?


don't take this the wrong way man, but there is something wrong with you if you can't enjoy a good piece of cake
Alara IonStorm
#13 - 2011-10-15 12:17:41 UTC
Chaos Incarnate wrote:

don't take this the wrong way man, but there is something wrong with you if you can't enjoy a good piece of cake

Unless the Cake is trying to eat you.

More likely then you think.
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#14 - 2011-10-15 12:37:10 UTC
You hate everyone and yet still want something from us? Otherwise why make this thread?
Do you like talking to people you hate? You've probably just accepted that everyone you talk to you're going to hate so it doesn't matter what you/they do/say. So i'll just add that I don't think you're alone.

Lots of others in these forums only see things they hate.

Sara XIII
The Carnifex Corp
#15 - 2011-10-15 12:44:36 UTC
It seems like your path to being a shut-in is almost complete.

Maybe masterbate more?
Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-10-15 12:49:42 UTC
Chaos Incarnate wrote:
you know what everyone likes? cake

have you ever said to anyone 'hey man, you want some cake' and them go like 'nah man, cake is awful, it's all spongy and frosting-covered'

hell no, everyone's like 'hell yes, i love cake, gimme three slices and a side order of diabeetus'

anyhow, i don't know what this thread was about but i felt like posting about cake



I once had a friend who told me he didn't like cake. He is my friend no longer.

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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2011-10-15 13:18:54 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
I hate:

1) Everyone.
Doesn't matter what country, colour, religion, if you are human I hate you all equally.
2) Tool bars
3) Opt out options such as running and install and having to opt out to make their crap your home page and adding their tool bar.
4) Captains Quarters - it blew up my 8800GTX Cry
5) Kill board point farmers.
6) Most EVE players on a general basis, see point 5)
7) Can flippers, similar to point 5)
8) Whom ever is buying low and selling all the PLEX high - my second account is closed as a result.
9) Sneaky little cloaked ship bastards.
10) Weedy little drips that think they mean something in life because they ganked a ship that can't shoot back.
11) Babies
12) Puppies
13) Marriage
14) Morgages
15) Taxes
16) Recession
17) Airport security
18) George Carlin being dead. [Clicky]What?

As he says, "I have psychotic ****ing hatreds."


Think I agree with all of the above, but I still hate you too though. Smile
Jenshae Chiroptera
#18 - 2011-10-15 13:28:35 UTC
non judgement wrote:
You hate everyone and yet still want something from us?


No. I want to give you my hate. Then I shall care no longer at all. P

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Alara IonStorm
#19 - 2011-10-15 13:34:02 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:


No. I want to give you my hate. Then I shall care no longer at all. P

You can not give away hate, life is not that easy.

Do what I do and portion it out over a series of small fires set quietly in public places then find a safe place to watch and see what happens.

Highest score is only 3 at the Public Library. I blame those stop, drop and role PSA's.
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#20 - 2011-10-15 13:44:54 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
non judgement wrote:
You hate everyone and yet still want something from us?


No. I want to give you my hate. Then I shall care no longer at all. P

Roll
At lease you like sharing
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