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New Order of dumb miner head killings no help new player

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#21 - 2013-03-22 21:26:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Mallak Azaria
The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#22 - 2013-03-22 21:34:23 UTC
-1/10

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2013-03-22 21:43:10 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE !!!!!!! \:D/
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#24 - 2013-03-22 21:53:46 UTC
Solstice Project wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.
I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE !!!!!!! \:D/


They are proving popular with the new & old guys alike.

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Wescro
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2013-03-22 21:59:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Wescro
Should have used google translate. It creates more authentic "foreign speak" or "engrish." Bad grammar with good punctuation and spelling...c'mon gurl...
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#26 - 2013-03-22 22:10:32 UTC
Hannah Achasse wrote:

I am no want mining it boring and miner all dumb not even play game. Me is want kill dumb miner heads no one want help new player all mean.


Contact any member of CODE., they'll be more than happy to help you fulfil your ambitions of killing miners. I see Mallak Azaria has already provided you with the essentials for carrying out the good work, well done that man.

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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#27 - 2013-03-22 22:31:15 UTC
Trouble understand this for be!

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2013-03-22 22:34:21 UTC
Wescro wrote:
Should have used google translate. It creates more authentic "foreign speak" or "engrish." Bad grammar with good punctuation and spelling...c'mon gurl...


To be fair, English as a secondary language can be bloody hard to learn. It's commonly known as the worst language in the world. Getting the spelling right is the easy part (In theory. Native English speakers are pretty bad at this), getting the word placement right is the hard part.

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CATPAIN KIRK
State War Academy
Caldari State
#29 - 2013-03-22 23:17:12 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:

Native English speakers are pretty bad at this



I argee
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#30 - 2013-03-22 23:31:38 UTC
Mallak Azaria wrote:
The New Order isn't helping new players do the good work of killing miners? I'll get on this right away, in the meantime, please accept this gift of 1 'Zero to 10 hour hero' pack, which includes the relevant skill books, 3 sets of +3 implants & 20 fitted ganking Catalysts.


You are doing the lords work.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#31 - 2013-03-23 03:40:47 UTC
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