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Wormhole Gorilla Tactics?
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Kalel Nimrott
Caldari Provisions
#21 - 2013-03-21 01:47:52 UTC
This is my favorite Gorillaz tatics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoQYw49saqc

Bob Artis, you will be missed.

O7
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#22 - 2013-03-21 03:26:06 UTC


W-space Gorillas.

W-space Gorillas are what happens when you make Bob angry. They come and rifle through all of your stuffs looking for W-space bananas. Since bananas cannot grow in outer space, they don't find any. This makes the gorillas angry.

Then the Gorillas re-arrange all the ships in the SMA's, dump sleeper loot in the wrong compartments, and forget to feed all of your gas reactions. Unload all the stront from your carriers and dreads.

They just want their W-space Bananas.

You don't have any.

Your stuffs will get messed with.

W-space Gorillas.
Adoris Nolen
Sama Guild
#23 - 2013-03-21 04:41:10 UTC
do they have a corp hangar or not? if they don't, RF'n the tower is going to be a huge waste of time. Ship maintainance arrays can be cleared out pretty fast with carriers involved.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#24 - 2013-03-21 09:47:11 UTC
Mattalious wrote:

Well there's the small amount of thermal from the heated space suit, and explosive from the decompression as the gorilla thwacks into the hull.



Would save a few ISK if you used the un-jacketed rounds. Cool

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#25 - 2013-03-21 14:36:47 UTC
the corp name gorilla tactics is already taken ._.

I should buy an Ishtar.
King Aires
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2013-03-21 15:10:25 UTC
I don't know what you could do other than make their hole unprofitable.

TBH once they have your names of your characters, they will know when you log in and the element of surprise is gone.
Rob Benson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2013-03-21 15:11:59 UTC
Incindir Mauser wrote:


W-space Gorillas.

W-space Gorillas are what happens when you make Bob angry. They come and rifle through all of your stuffs looking for W-space bananas. Since bananas cannot grow in outer space, they don't find any. This makes the gorillas angry.

Then the Gorillas re-arrange all the ships in the SMA's, dump sleeper loot in the wrong compartments, and forget to feed all of your gas reactions. Unload all the stront from your carriers and dreads.

They just want their W-space Bananas.

You don't have any.

Your stuffs will get messed with.

W-space Gorillas.


I am pretty sure those Gorillas are the jerks that have been un-routing my pi materials too!

Skyriders, ride on!
Rall Mekin
End-of-Line
#28 - 2013-03-21 18:52:06 UTC
I am pretty sure OP lost any element of surprise by posting on the forums.

In the event he did not, they deserve to boil in their own tears and blood.
Ethan Revenant
Adhocracy Incorporated
Adhocracy
#29 - 2013-03-21 19:05:51 UTC
Rob Benson wrote:
Incindir Mauser wrote:


W-space Gorillas.

W-space Gorillas are what happens when you make Bob angry. They come and rifle through all of your stuffs looking for W-space bananas. Since bananas cannot grow in outer space, they don't find any. This makes the gorillas angry.

Then the Gorillas re-arrange all the ships in the SMA's, dump sleeper loot in the wrong compartments, and forget to feed all of your gas reactions. Unload all the stront from your carriers and dreads.

They just want their W-space Bananas.

You don't have any.

Your stuffs will get messed with.

W-space Gorillas.


I am pretty sure those Gorillas are the jerks that have been un-routing my pi materials too!


I hereby rename "hangar gremlins" to "space gorillas".
dark dreamur
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#30 - 2013-03-21 19:53:34 UTC
yes you need the caps to land on grid, there was a time when just sending fighters in from a carrier was enough to trigger a spawn but those days are gone

warping both caps in at 300km after 1st carrier and dread are in is a great thing to do, id try an pop a few shots off on each cap with a sub cap to whore on the killmails, once they loose a dread and a cap they may re evaluate their future in that hole, or you may have taken the next step in burning them by removeing a dread and carrier from their side making your odds a little better.
Marsan
#31 - 2013-03-21 20:21:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsan
Jack Miton wrote:
Marsan wrote:
Last I checked you didn't need to warp a cap into the site to escalate you can always hit warp and cancel...

so you havent checked in 4 years? ok...


I've been in lower class wormholes for a many many years. Every time a corp I'm in goes deep bad bad things tend to happen. Heck I was about to join the Timber Wolves or one of their allies a few months ago. Maybe I'm just bad luck in a C5-6....

Former forum cheerleader CCP, now just a grumpy small portion of the community.
Incindir Mauser
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#32 - 2013-03-21 22:20:12 UTC
Rob Benson wrote:

I am pretty sure those Gorillas are the jerks that have been un-routing my pi materials too!


Did you have W-space Bananas in your Poco?

There is no stopping an 800 m3 W-space Gorilla when it wants W-space Bananas.

It will find them. Or mess up your stuffs.
Rob Benson
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2013-03-21 23:39:24 UTC
Incindir Mauser wrote:
Rob Benson wrote:

I am pretty sure those Gorillas are the jerks that have been un-routing my pi materials too!


Did you have W-space Bananas in your Poco?

There is no stopping an 800 m3 W-space Gorilla when it wants W-space Bananas.

It will find them. Or mess up your stuffs.


Loading them in my ship now to be sacrificed at the sun to Bob

Skyriders, ride on!
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