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Priorities man, Priorities!

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Lone Crow
Dust 514 pro ops
#1 - 2013-02-28 12:48:33 UTC
I was watching an amateur video on the Internet. I was not expecting to see anything to do with EVE. It featured a bunch of yung naked University girls running around a dorm trying to get other University students to join their “Naked party”.

Two of these girls run into a dorm room where a slightly overweight, slightly bearded yong man is sitting at his computer playing EVE Online. (He was somewhere in Gallente space.) These very attractive and very naked girls enthusiastically invite him to their “naked party”. His response: “Could you come back in an hour?”

DUDE! If “AFK, Naked chicks” is not an acceptable excuse in your Corp, then YOU ARE IN THE WRONG CORP!

Just saying...
okst666
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-02-28 12:54:28 UTC
Please send me the url of that video. I think this needs further investigation.

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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3 - 2013-02-28 12:56:22 UTC
Moved to the correct forum.

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#4 - 2013-02-28 13:13:36 UTC
Are you saying you are now angry because you didn't get to a see a naked slightly over weight bearded man?

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-02-28 17:58:24 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Are you saying you are now angry because you didn't get to a see a naked slightly over weight bearded man?


After re-reading the op several times, this is also the impression I am getting....

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#6 - 2013-02-28 18:55:43 UTC
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2013-02-28 19:34:13 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.


Just not drunk enough.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-02-28 21:06:28 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.


You mean...all those movies about college....they could be ..er...slightly inaccurate?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#9 - 2013-02-28 21:10:13 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.


You mean...all those movies about college....they could be ..er...slightly inaccurate?

Noooooooooooooooooo...!
Sad

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2013-02-28 21:27:21 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.


uh huh. not easily goaded

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2013-02-28 21:56:11 UTC
That guy is going to regret that for the rest of his life.... Smile
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#12 - 2013-02-28 22:12:29 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
for the record, when i was in college, i never ran around nude with other girls screaming "naked party!" and inviting any random mouth breathers along i encountered. oh, much to my chagrin, i assure you.

maybe i was just lame.


uh huh. not easily goaded


Blink lol
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#13 - 2013-02-28 22:45:37 UTC
Why doesn't stuff like this happen where I live. Sad

Must be the cold.

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Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#14 - 2013-02-28 22:48:38 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Why doesn't stuff like this happen where I live. Sad

Must be the cold.


But.. I like the cold... Sad

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2013-03-01 00:37:11 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
That guy is going to regret that for the rest of his life.... Smile


Not necessarily Blink

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Slymah
DorpCorp
#16 - 2013-03-01 01:42:40 UTC
NEVER leave your wingman!




*unless random naked chicks run into your room.




I'm pretty sure that's a SOLID internet gaming rule.
peacebee
Turian Standings and Loans
#17 - 2013-03-01 01:55:42 UTC
Slymah wrote:
NEVER leave your wingman!




*unless random naked chicks run into your room.




I'm pretty sure that's a SOLID internet gaming rule.


If it wasn't, it is now.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#18 - 2013-03-01 01:59:52 UTC
spaceships is srs bsnss

wumbo
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#19 - 2013-03-01 02:02:27 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
spaceships is srs bsnss
Nekkid chicks are still trump.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#20 - 2013-03-01 02:10:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Eli Green
silens vesica wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
spaceships is srs bsnss
Nekkid chicks are still trump.

not for that guy Shocked anyway I call shenanigans until the video is sourced and confirmed.

Until then...it was the OP Pirate

wumbo
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