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so why post here?

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Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#21 - 2011-10-15 05:37:58 UTC
Narcissism. I love to read my own posts.
Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#22 - 2011-10-15 13:32:04 UTC
Darius III wrote:
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:


Sir: You post those stories here for our amusement. Perhaps I need to explain you something about C&P.

We at C&P are starved for attention and recognition, and we get immense pleasure from stories of grief and heist. It makes us feel superior to other Eve pilots. It doesn't matter if none of us was part of the wicked act in question; we are able to collectively take credit for others' evil deeds. We find hilarity in your misfortunes, we laugh at our fellow capsuleer's tragedy. We thrive on your sorrow, drink your tears, and suck the marrow out of your despair.

When you lose your corp assets, we chuckle. When your ship of pride gets suicide ganked, we giggle. When you quit Eve in rage, we howl with laughter. We are the bullet you couldn't see coming. We are the scum of space.

When you think of writing to C&P, be informed that you're talking to the worst of the worst of Eve.


I bronzed this.


I licked it.
"If."
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