Intergalactic Summit

Former gravball player Daemire Cadelanne, star forward for the Lirsautton Cool Refreshing Quafes, recently shocked an audience at a book signing event when he claimed that Tibus Heth, and several other important political figures in New Eden, was in fact a Reptilian Were-Slaver !

Unprecedented !

Daemire Cadelanne claims that Tibus Heth is a shape-changing creature, a reptilian Slaver hound in human form, and this amazing fact is the reason behind so many of the cluster's political problems in recent years!

The Empress Jamyl I, President Jacus Roden and Sanmatar Malaetu Shakor were also identified as reptilian were-slavers.

The alleged properties of a were-slaver, include unnatural lifespan, inexplicable charisma, a tendency to wear gloves when meeting the public, and a Taste for Human Flesh !

Shocking !

Reactions from members of the public were mixed, with many condemning Cadelanne as having taken too many balls to the head, while others claimed much of what he said was right on target, just like his playing career, such as the thrilling defeat of the Intaki Mystics by the Lirsautton Cool Refreshing Quafes in YC101.

"Reptilian were-what ?" said one Quafe vending machine technician.

"Yeah, President Roden, he's always seemed just a bit odd. I voted for the other guy!" said a Federal Navy Academy janitor.

"Gloves are a sensible precaution, to guard against contact-activated genetic weapons" said a University of Caille microbiology professor. "Plus, people have disgusting hands. Have you any idea of how many germs the average human hand has on it?"

"See, he starts out alright, talking about how the forces of oppression keep the average man down, but then were-slavers? that just blasts a big hole in the credibility of the whole thing!" said one outlandishly-haired politics student.

A gravball league spokesman had this to say: "It's a funny old game, is gravball."

Since this is obviously a Jovian Plot, this clearly proves the Jove are in fact were-slavers who have deceived us in their humanoid form!

Shocking!

Hey! Stay outta my popcon.....Oh all right i'll share.

Plot Twist: The Jove are us...FROM THE FUTURE.

Double Plotwist: Sansha's nation...ARE THE JOVE...

Is there any reason youre still going with the green lip stick, Ms. Raker?

Im hardly an expert on cosmetics or fashion, but I do believe another color would certainly flatter you more. And one must change ones color at least once a season or appear gauche, Im told.

I've tried telling her this on several occasions Gottii but, she refuses to change. I guess it's her anti-fashion statement.

Incredible!

P.S. You're missed in alliance fleets. I hope all goes well with you.

That boy ain't the smartest peanut in the turd.

In light of recent events, this story may be more accurate than we thought. Heth may not be a reptilian were-slaver however I wouldn't say he's human.

So you do know his work? Yes I've run into a few of his holos when searching the Amarr marketplaces on a corp supply run. I'd say his holo skills are adequate but he has a certain rut of putting plot twists in his holos. Every one of them almost. Still a pretty good production though.