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Why Aren't Tinfoil Hats Available In The Nex Store?
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Mara Tessidar
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2013-02-26 17:44:02 UTC
You'd make a killing, CCP. Hell, i'd shuck out (imaginary internet) money for a tinfoil hat. Many others would probably do the same. Give us what we want. Make tinfoil hats available for sale from the Nex.
Fix Lag
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-02-26 17:45:22 UTC
It's a conspiracy by the plastic-wrap companies :tinfoil:

CCP mostly sucks at their job, but Veritas is a pretty cool dude.
Akiyo Mayaki
Perkone
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-26 17:47:33 UTC
Would be interesting Pirate

No
Princess Saskia
Hyperfleet Industries
#4 - 2013-02-26 17:54:33 UTC
There may be no Tinfoil hat. But there is another shiny piece of metal you can wear on your head. A Monocle!!!

/P

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#5 - 2013-02-26 17:59:59 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
There may be no Tinfoil hat. But there is another shiny piece of metal you can wear on your head. A Monocle!!!

/P


Problem with that though is that you will never be as classy as this man
stoicfaux
#6 - 2013-02-26 18:05:41 UTC
Tinfoil hat or a bag of popcorn (for when threads get really entertaining.) Or maybe those old-timey tinfoil popcorn poppers as a compromise? Have your popcorn and wear your hat too!

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Jennam Musana
Alternative Management Solutions
#7 - 2013-02-26 18:50:25 UTC
Skeln Thargensen
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-02-26 19:05:53 UTC
it's really aluminium, don't believe the lies of the msm!

forums.  serious business.
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#9 - 2013-02-26 19:10:51 UTC
because CCP is run by the Greys and they don't want to let on.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#10 - 2013-02-26 19:16:23 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Princess Saskia wrote:
There may be no Tinfoil hat. But there is another shiny piece of metal you can wear on your head. A Monocle!!!

/P

Silly princess. Eyewear won't protect you from the orbital mind-control laser, or from the stupidrays being emitted by some fora members.

[/Foil]

stoicfaux wrote:
Tinfoil hat or a bag of popcorn (for when threads get really entertaining.) Or maybe those old-timey tinfoil popcorn poppers as a compromise? Have your popcorn and wear your hat too!


The mind control lasers do cook up a nifty batch of Jiffy.

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2013-02-26 20:58:48 UTC
Tinfoil hats will never happen because of Goonswarm.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
stoicfaux
#12 - 2013-02-26 21:03:50 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Tinfoil hats will never happen because of Goonswarm.

Note to self: send that link the next time someone states that deregulation is always a good idea.


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Toriessian
Helion Production Labs
Independent Operators Consortium
#13 - 2013-02-26 21:06:58 UTC
Princess Saskia wrote:
There may be no Tinfoil hat. But there is another shiny piece of metal you can wear on your head. A Monocle!!!

/P


I can guarantee if we got tin foil hats in the NEX store I'd be pimping my newly monocled self with a shiny hat.

Every day I'm wafflin!
Sala Kyss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2013-02-26 21:07:57 UTC
I'd pay isk to wear a tinfoil hat with my monocle
NEONOVUS
Mindstar Technology
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2013-02-26 21:10:10 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Tinfoil hats will never happen because of Goonswarm.

Note to self: send that link the next time someone states that deregulation is always a good idea.



It is a great idea, look at how all those people are putting their lives on the line to protect the train.

Besides tinfoil amplifies the frequencies governments control when a resonant cavity the size of a human head is formed.
this does not occur on unfoiled people.
Basically the people controlled by the gov are the ones that most would rather not be.

Now a Faraday or beekeeper suit would be better as it prevents incidental em radiation and most directed radiation from being remitted to the insides.
stoicfaux
#16 - 2013-02-26 21:17:44 UTC
NEONOVUS wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Tinfoil hats will never happen because of Goonswarm.

Note to self: send that link the next time someone states that deregulation is always a good idea.



It is a great idea, look at how all those people are putting their lives on the line to protect the train.

Besides tinfoil amplifies the frequencies governments control when a resonant cavity the size of a human head is formed.
this does not occur on unfoiled people.
Basically the people controlled by the gov are the ones that most would rather not be.

Now a Faraday or beekeeper suit would be better as it prevents incidental em radiation and most directed radiation from being remitted to the insides.

It's a HORRIBLE idea! If there was an accident, do you not understand how much water would have be used to clean off the train!?! And how tainted the run-off would be? Think of the environment, Mr Perry!

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Whitehound
#17 - 2013-02-26 21:22:36 UTC
This is a good question. Cool

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#18 - 2013-02-26 21:24:05 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Tinfoil hats will never happen because of Goonswarm.

Lends a whole new meaning to 'meat shield.'

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
#19 - 2013-02-26 22:17:19 UTC
I already got a tinfoil hat... the receding tinfoil line sort of sucks though Lol
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Felicity Love
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-02-26 22:20:45 UTC
Greatest single "ISK sink" of all time... especially if they come with an option for a little spinny thingy (that actually spins) on top. Blink

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