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Out of Pod Experience

 
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But who was phone?

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2013-02-25 21:32:43 UTC
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;

"What you do with my daughter?!"

I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating her. But she say, her father is dead! Then KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.

Such is life in Moscow.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#2 - 2013-02-25 22:12:20 UTC
Boo, very poor attempt.

Out of Pod is getting In the Pod - Join in game channel **IG OOPE **
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2013-02-25 22:14:36 UTC
The universe sent a big rock as a warning. Dont badpost like the OP, the next one won't miss.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-02-25 22:16:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Wow..soviet creepypasta.. a fellow /x/phile I presume?

http://chanarchive.org/4chan/x/8258/soviet-creepypasta

btw, the Eve version is : THEN WHO WAS PHOON

edit. *ducks at the incoming rock from baltec*

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-02-25 23:05:21 UTC
This was never more deserved..... WAT?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#6 - 2013-02-25 23:26:45 UTC
I can hardly wait till 30 years from now to read sociological papers on early Internet memes.

I think they will conclude we were losing our languages and our minds.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#7 - 2013-02-25 23:40:33 UTC
Contentless, Partially racist and basically offensive.

Please don't post this again.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]