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Going out w/ a bang

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CJ Dashto
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-02-23 07:08:38 UTC  |  Edited by: CJ Dashto
Just for the sake of argument...let's say I wanted to leave my main's current corp for greener pastures, but I wanted to leave in style. Maybe I'm wanting to leave my carebearing ways behind and begin a life of crime.
Pirate

What if said corp has a wormhome loaded with goodies, and nary a soul online most of the time to guard them? And maybe said corp has very little PvP experience, and oh say, a low member count where a lot of them are just alts. What if I were willing to provide details? The total number of POS's for example, what type, and their defenses. I'd probably throw in the hisec entry bookmark as well.

Who might I contact that could use such information, and be willing to pay handsomely for it?

Yanno...hypothetically.
SB Rico
Sumo Wrestlers
#2 - 2013-02-23 07:18:48 UTC
CJ Dashto wrote:
Just for the sake of argument...let's say I wanted to leave my main's current corp for greener pastures, but I wanted to leave in style. Maybe I'm wanting to leave my carebearing ways behind and begin a life of crime.
Pirate

What if said corp has a wormhome loaded with goodies, and nary a soul online most of the time to guard them? And maybe said corp has very little PvP experience, and oh say, a low member count where a lot of them are just alts. What if I were willing to provide details? The total number of POS's for example, what type, and their defenses. I'd probably throw in the hisec entry bookmark as well.

Who might I contact that could use such information, and be willing to pay handsomely for it?

Yanno...hypothetically.


Hypothetically I would hypothetically reply that you should hypothetically load up a hypothetical freighter with as much hypothetical stuff as you could and move it to your hypothetical new hypothetical home. Oh and empty the hypothetical wallet.

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-23 07:43:23 UTC
CJ Dashto wrote:
Just for the sake of argument...let's say I wanted to leave my main's current corp for greener pastures, but I wanted to leave in style. Maybe I'm wanting to leave my carebearing ways behind and begin a life of crime.
Pirate

What if said corp has a wormhome loaded with goodies, and nary a soul online most of the time to guard them? And maybe said corp has very little PvP experience, and oh say, a low member count where a lot of them are just alts. What if I were willing to provide details? The total number of POS's for example, what type, and their defenses. I'd probably throw in the hisec entry bookmark as well.

Who might I contact that could use such information, and be willing to pay handsomely for it?

Yanno...hypothetically.


I'll give you 50% of everything I steal from them, but you'd probably make more if you do it yourself.

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CJ Dashto
Doomheim
#4 - 2013-02-23 07:48:38 UTC  |  Edited by: CJ Dashto
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I'll give you 50% of everything I steal from them, but you'd probably make more if you do it yourself.


Well, that's kinda the trick. This is obviously a forum alt, but even my main is fairly new (only about 2 months old). Can't fly a freighter yet, nor most of the ships that I know are stored there...and really I wouldn't know where to begin.

I'd be willing to provide details for an up front "finder's fee" based on what someone with experience in such matters would deem is acceptable, and then walk away. Whether you blow the whole place up or perform an inside job by joining the corp, that's up to whoever is interested.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#5 - 2013-02-23 08:03:37 UTC
Having wallet access would be a bonus, you can eject pretty much everything from the ship maintenance array and bump it out of the forcefield for your hypothetical partner(s) to remove if you can't fly it, if you can access any of the corp hangar arrays, fill up whatever you can fly with all the shiny stuff .

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#6 - 2013-02-23 10:51:48 UTC
CJ Dashto wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I'll give you 50% of everything I steal from them, but you'd probably make more if you do it yourself.


Well, that's kinda the trick. This is obviously a forum alt, but even my main is fairly new (only about 2 months old). Can't fly a freighter yet, nor most of the ships that I know are stored there...and really I wouldn't know where to begin.

I'd be willing to provide details for an up front "finder's fee" based on what someone with experience in such matters would deem is acceptable, and then walk away. Whether you blow the whole place up or perform an inside job by joining the corp, that's up to whoever is interested.


Send me a mail of whats up for grabs, Defences etc... I won't Ask for locations till we're at an Agreement.

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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-02-23 11:08:32 UTC
Drop me a mail and I`ll see to it that we get you the resources you need to rob your carebear corp blind. What this would probably entail is you bumping **** out of the POS and us providing dudes with the skills to fly those things out of the wormhole.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-02-23 12:00:28 UTC
Can you force a WH to collapse and if yes, what happens to whatever is inside?
CJ Dashto
Doomheim
#9 - 2013-02-23 14:52:40 UTC
o7

I'll start taking inventory and sending out a few mails to interested parties.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2013-02-23 18:45:30 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Can you force a WH to collapse and if yes, what happens to whatever is inside?


Are you referring to the wormhole as an entry/exit or as an area of space? yes to the entry/exit, no to the system, at least not until CCP gives us a weapon to force the gravitational collapse of a star Evil

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#11 - 2013-02-24 23:43:30 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Can you force a WH to collapse and if yes, what happens to whatever is inside?


Are you referring to the wormhole as an entry/exit or as an area of space? yes to the entry/exit, no to the system, at least not until CCP gives us a weapon to force the gravitational collapse of a star Evil


The CCP hamsters can collapse it...well if they want, they can collapse the entire EVE universe.

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#12 - 2013-02-25 00:55:26 UTC
CJ Dashto wrote:
Mallak Azaria wrote:
I'll give you 50% of everything I steal from them, but you'd probably make more if you do it yourself.


Well, that's kinda the trick. This is obviously a forum alt, but even my main is fairly new (only about 2 months old). Can't fly a freighter yet, nor most of the ships that I know are stored there...and really I wouldn't know where to begin.

I'd be willing to provide details for an up front "finder's fee" based on what someone with experience in such matters would deem is acceptable, and then walk away. Whether you blow the whole place up or perform an inside job by joining the corp, that's up to whoever is interested.



Patience is a virtue... Train up for a treighter first :)