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Officially too stupid for jury duty

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#21 - 2013-02-22 17:17:48 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Complex Potential wrote:

You. Brain. Big. Ug!

Yeah. I have to wear a special hat to cover it.
Makes Me look like a dork - my kids hate to be seen with me. Blink

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#22 - 2013-02-22 17:48:58 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:

You. Brain. Big. Ug!

Yeah. I have to wear a special hat to cover it.
Makes Me look like a dork - my kids hate to be seen with me. Blink


Thats just the dad effect.

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#23 - 2013-02-22 18:13:28 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Complex Potential wrote:

You. Brain. Big. Ug!

Yeah. I have to wear a special hat to cover it.
Makes Me look like a dork - my kids hate to be seen with me. Blink


My daughter thinks it is super cool that her daddy is smart. But, she is still at that age where daddy is still cool, even if I'm a dork. Very soon, she'll be an ebil teenager, and I'll do everything I can to properly embarrass her. Twisted

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#24 - 2013-02-22 18:14:09 UTC
so if you're so smart silens why did you think looking like bruce willis would be cool
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#25 - 2013-02-22 18:21:43 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:

Very soon, she'll be an ebil teenager, and I'll do everything I can to properly embarrass her. Twisted


It is our sacred duty, as fathers. Carry on smartly!

Rain6637 wrote:
so if you're so smart silens why did you think looking like bruce willis would be cool

Toldja - I'm a dork. P

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#26 - 2013-02-22 18:25:45 UTC
I too like Bruce Willis. I think he makes some good action movies. But then, I'm probably just as big a dork as Silens. It's a Naval Nuclear thing, especially with us submariners.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#27 - 2013-02-22 18:34:03 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:

It's a Naval Nuclear thing, especially with us submariners.

Yup. We take after our Patron Saint, the late, great, unbelievabley dorky, Admiral Rickover.
Who was also an incredible troll.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#28 - 2013-02-22 18:48:30 UTC
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#29 - 2013-02-22 18:50:11 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
so do you guys own jeeps

Of course.
Lol

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#30 - 2013-02-22 18:52:34 UTC
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#31 - 2013-02-22 18:54:42 UTC
Depends on which rumors you're talking about....

Some are incredably laughable, others are uncomfortably close to true.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#32 - 2013-02-22 19:01:10 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:

It's a Naval Nuclear thing, especially with us submariners.

Yup. We take after our Patron Saint, the late, great, unbelievabley dorky, Admiral Rickover.
Who was also an incredible troll.


All Hail The Great Overlord, Admiral Rickover. For without him, we nukes would not be the people we are today.

While I was in, Adm DeMars was large and in charge of NR during all of my first tour.

I find it interesting, that my first boat, the USS Cavalla, was DeMars first command. I did, briefly, get to meet him while I was in school.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#33 - 2013-02-22 19:03:42 UTC
Rain6637 wrote:
so do you guys own jeeps


Had a Jeep Cherokee while I was stationed in Portsmouth, NH. Glad I did.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#34 - 2013-02-22 19:07:22 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:

I find it interesting, that my first boat, the USS Cavalla, was DeMars first command. I did, briefly, get to meet him while I was in school.


The Cavalla. Smile Had an EMC from the Cavalla on the Russell. Chief Koski, IIRC.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#35 - 2013-02-22 19:12:38 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Depends on which rumors you're talking about....

Some are incredably laughable, others are uncomfortably close to true.


50% of the rumors are 95% false.

35% of the rumors are wildly inaccurate.

10% of the rumors are mostly true.

The last 5% are told by us.

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Marie Hartinez
Aries Munitions and Defense
#36 - 2013-02-22 19:17:47 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:

I find it interesting, that my first boat, the USS Cavalla, was DeMars first command. I did, briefly, get to meet him while I was in school.


The Cavalla. Smile Had an EMC from the Cavalla on the Russell. Chief Koski, IIRC.


Don't think I've heard of him. But for some strange reason, the name seems vaguely familiar. Possible in a scary way.

Ah yes, the Cavalla, the only other 637 boat in Papa Hotel that was capable of carrying a DDS. It was, or was not, my pleasure to be throttleman with divers in the water. Ugh

Surrender is still your slightly less painful option.

Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#37 - 2013-02-22 19:26:35 UTC
Marie Hartinez wrote:
It was, or was not, my pleasure to be throttleman with divers in the water. Ugh


Shocked
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#38 - 2013-02-22 19:27:51 UTC  |  Edited by: silens vesica
Marie Hartinez wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
Marie Hartinez wrote:

I find it interesting, that my first boat, the USS Cavalla, was DeMars first command. I did, briefly, get to meet him while I was in school.


The Cavalla. Smile Had an EMC from the Cavalla on the Russell. Chief Koski, IIRC.


Don't think I've heard of him. But for some strange reason, the name seems vaguely familiar. Possible in a scary way.

Ah yes, the Cavalla, the only other 637 boat in Papa Hotel that was capable of carrying a DDS. It was, or was not, my pleasure to be throttleman with divers in the water. Ugh

You've seen the photos of the Russell rigged as a mothership, I presume. Blink Which may explain why he came to us. He'd have been properly qualified.

Quote:
The last 5% are told by us.

Usually prefaced by "You're not going to believe this..." or "This is a 'no-sh!tter'..."
Cool


Rain6637 wrote:


Shocked

Exactly.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#39 - 2013-02-23 01:31:30 UTC
"perverting the course of justice"? Is that like when your stripper wears a cop costume?
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#40 - 2013-02-23 02:22:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6637
hahahhaha costumes. why does that trigger this question:

am I the only one whose exes have invariably put them in a dress and then ...?

make up and everything. first time it happened I was 15

invariably: "can I dress you up as a girl?"
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