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Lapine Davion - The CSM8 Joke Candidate EVE Online Needs (to get out)
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Lapine Davion
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#1 - 2013-02-19 10:39:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Lapine Davion
I am hereby announcing my candidacy for CSM8. I vow to make up my platform as I go, to not know roughly 0-50% of what I am talking about, and to never lie to the player base, unless required to do so.

I also promise to be appealing to less than half of all of you, and to ruin eve online for botters and cheaters. I will be reasonably likable in person, and promise to not stink too much unless I am hung over, and I will disagree vehemently with any CSM members that I turn out to not like.

Edit: Also I will campaign to add bitcoins to the account payment options.

[b]Don't worry about posting with your main!  Post with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."[/b]