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Congratulations CCP Tuxford!

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#41 - 2013-02-19 18:48:23 UTC
Be watching for a new line in missile launchers - with contents from spit-up to fully-loaded diapers. Including the dreaded "aged" variety... Shocked

Oh, and welcome to parenthood, Tux! You're going to learn to make-do with a LOT less sleep now. But you're going to have fun doing it. Cool

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Marlona Sky
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2013-02-19 18:49:32 UTC
Congratulations!
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#43 - 2013-02-19 18:55:35 UTC
CCP Tuxford wrote:
aww thanks you guys.

We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. Blink

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Baby is healthy and doing fine and so is his mother. Can't really say he's difficult to take care of.
Excellent. Cherish this time - you will be looking back upon it with great nostalgia soon enough. Twisted

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I wanted to name him Loki but got vetoed Sad probably not for a reason you'd guess though P
If you mean she didn't want to give him any ideas about emulating his chaos-creating mischief-making name-sake, then we guessed quite easily. Blink Guess what, though... soon enough, you'll find he's channeling Loki quite well, even without encouragement. Twisted

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Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#44 - 2013-02-19 20:03:04 UTC
Will Baby Tux be training Crawling I or Goo-Goo Speech I first? Have you devised a good skillplan for him?

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Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#45 - 2013-02-19 20:07:56 UTC
Congrats on the sprog Tuxford, just dont push the button to celebrate :P

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CCP Tuxford
C C P
C C P Alliance
#46 - 2013-02-19 21:27:58 UTC
silens vesica wrote:
CCP Tuxford wrote:
aww thanks you guys.

We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. Blink


This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club P

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Destination SkillQueue
Doomheim
#47 - 2013-02-19 21:53:26 UTC
CCP Tuxford wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
CCP Tuxford wrote:
aww thanks you guys.

We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. Blink


This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club P

Well I'm sure things will get interesting for you when the whole litter gets to the teen years. The trust and affection will turn to avoidance, embarasment of being seen with you and periods of hormone fueled teen anger. They'll make a bittervet out of you in no time. Be sure to look forward to it. Big smile
Orbital Dyke
Doomheim
#48 - 2013-02-19 21:58:28 UTC
Did the doc say something like 'name is already taken' and suggests 'Tuxford jr1234' instead :P
Align Planet1
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#49 - 2013-02-19 22:10:03 UTC
Babies are OP.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#50 - 2013-02-19 22:21:27 UTC
CCP Tuxford wrote:
silens vesica wrote:
CCP Tuxford wrote:
aww thanks you guys.

We who are parents are always ready to welcome another vict... er, member to the club. Blink


This is actually my 3rd one as I have a 5 year old daughter and a 3 year old son so I'm not a new "victim" in the club P




Time for sleepaggedon. Get ready

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Oxandrolone
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2013-02-20 01:09:27 UTC
Its strange how the government has any say at all in what you can name your kids.

Its strange though how certain named people statistically succeed more at life. Think Lauren compared to Shanikua.
duckmonster
Perkone
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-02-20 01:52:23 UTC
HippoKing wrote:
HippoKing and aurum are great names for a new born! Big smile

I am saving the name awoxer for a mischievous pet.


"Opux Luxury Yacht".
HVAC Repairman
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#53 - 2013-02-20 03:38:13 UTC
i would congratulate you but babies are small, they cry all the time, and are incapable of providing anything but an endless supply of poop

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#54 - 2013-02-20 03:56:17 UTC
Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.

I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.

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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#55 - 2013-02-20 04:00:45 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.

I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.

You know that old saying "you get used to it"? You don't. Instead your wife finds the most expensive organic easy-on-the-bowels formula she can and you suffer the expense because poop.

And congrats to you on the third, Tuxford!

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#56 - 2013-02-20 04:40:24 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Congrats Tuxford, you'll know by now that a baby is a machine for converting liquids into extremely smelly funny coloured liquids.

I have 2 nephews, I flatly refuse to change a nappy, because if I do, I'll vomit all over them.

Which the little ones find endlessly amusing. P

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#57 - 2013-02-20 05:10:53 UTC
Read this as FoxTurd.

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