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Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#1 - 2011-10-12 12:44:41 UTC  |  Edited by: CCP Zymurgist
Ok so, a buddy and I decide to go suicide ganking in gall space to get goon-iskies (best iskies!). This is where **** gets awesome, we suicide gank the guy, and he rages for at least an hour and a half (ok, maybe just an hour), he gets so pissed off he gives me and my buddy all his stuff, 122M isk, a charon, and a fuckton of blueprints.

Here's proof
The KB
*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

A screen shot of his stuff in my hangers
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8853/20111012025402.jpg

much tears and isk today comrades.


If anyone want the chatlog, evemail me your email and i'll send it to ya (its a full hour of rage!)

S H I T P O S T I N G
Officer Nyota Uhura
#2 - 2011-10-12 12:56:10 UTC
Sir:

I congratulate you for bringing us this lame story. I had trouble getting sleep but reading your story immediately helped. Yawn...
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#3 - 2011-10-12 12:56:57 UTC
Stick the logs into the Pirate Story thread :)

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Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#4 - 2011-10-12 14:58:00 UTC
The first 20 minutes of the log is in the pirate story thread now :) enjoy

S H I T P O S T I N G
Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#5 - 2011-10-12 15:25:51 UTC
Cheers ^_^

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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#6 - 2011-10-12 15:45:17 UTC
"I'M SO FCUKING ANGARY IM LEEVEING TEH GAEM!!!! TAKE ALL MY STUFF!!!!" /gives stuff to the guy who griefed the victim into a ragequit

You're living the griefer's dream tbh.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2011-10-12 15:49:45 UTC
The press could hold a magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus. Or they could use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, then perhaps host a week of shows about the sudden flaming ants epidemic.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Orangj
State War Academy
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-10-12 15:51:31 UTC
I wasnt SO pissed off that I gave you my money. Nor was I raging for a full hour. You guys like to exaggerate when someone is ticked to FULL BLOWN OMG HE SO MAD! Guess it gives you a little chubby or something. Yes I continued to talk **** to more idiots that chimed in with their opinion... trying to be in the "cool crowd" of those who actually did the deed. If anything I was raged for 10mins and still am a little annoyed. The fact that you guys did it? Nah I would never give the satisfaction... but moreso on the mechanics. I was tanked (guess i should of used rigs too) but that wasnt enough to hold off until concord arrives. I was simply irritated that such a cheap pair of ships, destroyer and cruiser, could set someone back an entire hulk

After about 20mins of dealing with idiots in local and talking to you I decided I cared not one ****. I gave you my money and charon to fund more of you ganks. Hopefully you can **** more people off with it. You failed to mention my language and racial slurs were INTENDED to get myself banned, also another reason I was giving away ****. This event just showed me how ******* boring it is to be an industrialist and would rather keep my other account open.

Anyways gg and keep up with the crusade
Anachronic
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2011-10-12 15:52:08 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
The press could hold a magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus. Or they could use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire, then perhaps host a week of shows about the sudden flaming ants epidemic.


I lol'd...and it's true.
Jack Carrigan
Order of the Shadow
#10 - 2011-10-12 16:53:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Jack Carrigan
Orangj wrote:
I wasnt SO pissed off that I gave you my money. Nor was I raging for a full hour. You guys like to exaggerate when someone is ticked to FULL BLOWN OMG HE SO MAD! Guess it gives you a little chubby or something. Yes I continued to talk **** to more idiots that chimed in with their opinion... trying to be in the "cool crowd" of those who actually did the deed. If anything I was raged for 10mins and still am a little annoyed. The fact that you guys did it? Nah I would never give the satisfaction... but moreso on the mechanics. I was tanked (guess i should of used rigs too) but that wasnt enough to hold off until concord arrives. I was simply irritated that such a cheap pair of ships, destroyer and cruiser, could set someone back an entire hulk

After about 20mins of dealing with idiots in local and talking to you I decided I cared not one ****. I gave you my money and charon to fund more of you ganks. Hopefully you can **** more people off with it. You failed to mention my language and racial slurs were INTENDED to get myself banned, also another reason I was giving away ****. This event just showed me how ******* boring it is to be an industrialist and would rather keep my other account open.

Anyways gg and keep up with the crusade



Oh look, the carebear came forward. Show us on the doll where the evil ganker touched you.

And to address the question of how a destroyer and cruiser can take out an entire Hulk? Hulks are not designed to be durable. They're designed to mine quickly. Destroyers and Cruisers are designed for combat. And thus utilizing guns, damage mods, oh, and let's not take into account the skills trained as well as hardwires, can be outfitted to do very high dps/volley. And most of the ships outfitted in this manner are used for one thing, and one thing only, and that is ganking. The purpose is to get the highest amount of damage in the shortest amount of time (thus allowing for the destruction of another ship prior to CONCORD arrival).

And furthermore, you are right, you weren't raging for a full hour. You were raging from 2011.10.12 01:01:56 until 2011.10.12 02:26:58, which is one hour, twenty-five minutes and two seconds. That is a lot of tears, raging, and butthurt.

Probably going to need one of those inflatable donuts to sit on for a while from that *** pain.

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Xuse Senna
Nocturnal Romance
Cynosural Field Theory.
#11 - 2011-10-12 16:57:54 UTC
Orangj wrote:
I wasnt SO pissed off that I gave you my money. Nor was I raging for a full hour. You guys like to exaggerate when someone is ticked to FULL BLOWN OMG HE SO MAD! Guess it gives you a little chubby or something. Yes I continued to talk **** to more idiots that chimed in with their opinion... trying to be in the "cool crowd" of those who actually did the deed. If anything I was raged for 10mins and still am a little annoyed. The fact that you guys did it? Nah I would never give the satisfaction... but moreso on the mechanics. I was tanked (guess i should of used rigs too) but that wasnt enough to hold off until concord arrives. I was simply irritated that such a cheap pair of ships, destroyer and cruiser, could set someone back an entire hulk

After about 20mins of dealing with idiots in local and talking to you I decided I cared not one ****. I gave you my money and charon to fund more of you ganks. Hopefully you can **** more people off with it. You failed to mention my language and racial slurs were INTENDED to get myself banned, also another reason I was giving away ****. This event just showed me how ******* boring it is to be an industrialist and would rather keep my other account open.

Anyways gg and keep up with the crusade



You Mad Bro? :P

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Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#12 - 2011-10-12 17:01:22 UTC
Someone ragequit and even offered me his account once, true story.

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Officer Nyota Uhura
#13 - 2011-10-12 17:01:49 UTC
Orangj wrote:
... SO pissed off ... raging for a full hour ... talk **** to more idiots ... raged for 10mins ... still am a little annoyed ... simply irritated ... idiots in local ... not one **** ... **** more people off ... INTENDED to get myself banned ... showed me how ******* boring


Sir: You just made a lame and uninteresting forum thread to deliver. Thank you for fixing it.

Keep on talking, you got our undivided attention now. We're all ears.
Kitty McKitty
In Praise Of Shadows
#14 - 2011-10-12 17:13:15 UTC
Orangj wrote:
I wasnt SO pissed off that I gave you my money. Nor was I raging for a full hour. You guys like to exaggerate when someone is ticked to FULL BLOWN OMG HE SO MAD! Guess it gives you a little chubby or something. Yes I continued to talk **** to more idiots that chimed in with their opinion... trying to be in the "cool crowd" of those who actually did the deed. If anything I was raged for 10mins and still am a little annoyed. The fact that you guys did it? Nah I would never give the satisfaction... but moreso on the mechanics. I was tanked (guess i should of used rigs too) but that wasnt enough to hold off until concord arrives. I was simply irritated that such a cheap pair of ships, destroyer and cruiser, could set someone back an entire hulk

After about 20mins of dealing with idiots in local and talking to you I decided I cared not one ****. I gave you my money and charon to fund more of you ganks. Hopefully you can **** more people off with it. You failed to mention my language and racial slurs were INTENDED to get myself banned, also another reason I was giving away ****. This event just showed me how ******* boring it is to be an industrialist and would rather keep my other account open.

Anyways gg and keep up with the crusade



p dumb

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Nephilius
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-10-12 18:05:37 UTC
/facepalm

Seriously, any accolades I might have given were lost when you put goon and best in the same sentence. What a coinpurse. Roll
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Herping yourDerp
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-10-12 19:08:39 UTC
PC pubbies
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#17 - 2011-10-12 19:32:40 UTC
Angry Onions wrote:
Ok so, a buddy and I decide to go suicide ganking in gall space to get goon-iskies (best iskies!). This is where **** gets awesome, we suicide gank the guy, and he rages for at least an hour and a half (ok, maybe just an hour), he gets so pissed off he gives me and my buddy all his stuff, 122M isk, a charon, and a fuckton of blueprints.

Here's proof
The KB
*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist

A screen shot of his stuff in my hangers
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/8853/20111012025402.jpg

much tears and isk today comrades.


If anyone want the chatlog, evemail me your email and i'll send it to ya (its a full hour of rage!)


Can i have your stuff !?

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
#18 - 2011-10-12 19:34:39 UTC
No! go gank your own miners! ***** hard work too!

S H I T P O S T I N G
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-10-12 20:06:38 UTC
Nephilius wrote:
/facepalm

Seriously, any accolades I might have given were lost when you put goon and best in the same sentence. What a coinpurse. Roll

Don't hate on us...we're here to make the game better for everybody.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Lady Go Diveher
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-10-12 21:35:38 UTC
Thread of the day.
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