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Radamant Nemess Fusion Enterprises Ltd Likes received: 53	#21 - 2013-02-14 15:02:10 UTC 1 If you get laid only twice a year.. phew.. maybe it`s time to consider a divorce.. i can fail at any speed you like

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#22 - 2013-02-14 16:43:17 UTC

Borlag Crendraven wrote:

Omnathious Deninard wrote:

Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.

That'll still leave 23 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds left of the day for EVE, don't give up.

Yes, but it takes 23h 59m to get her in the mood...
so he only has enough time to login and get in fleet.

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Solstice Project Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 5,312	#23 - 2013-02-14 16:48:52 UTC \| Edited by: Solstice Project 1 Congratulations. The dumbest thread of the month, filled with virgins.

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#24 - 2013-02-14 16:52:39 UTC

Omnathious Deninard wrote:

Today (Valentine's day) is one of the 2 times a year that married guy has a pretty good chance to get laid, sorry EvE you will have to wait a day.

I don't rate your chances today.

Tomorrows not looking good either

Happy V.Day!

There are good ships,

And wood ships,

And ships that sail the sea

But the best ships are Spaceships

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#25 - 2013-02-14 16:58:13 UTC

Onyx Soulbane wrote:

Whats this whole married thing? Dont gotta buy the cow when yah can get the milk for free?

If you buy the cow, you always have milk on-tap. It may be a touch difficult getting to it at times, but it's there.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc

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Google Voices Doomheim Likes received: 165	#26 - 2013-02-14 17:08:28 UTC 2 Perhaps it's EVE that prevents you from getting laid most nights? "Fozzie could not comment on when this issue would be resolved and stated that “one day Veritas will come up to me and say ‘hey I fixed off-grid boosting’”, but he had no idea on a potential timeframe for this sort of miracle."