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What race would win a football tourny.
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Nariya Kentaya
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2013-02-14 04:52:39 UTC
None, since any and all New Eden citizens are hardcore enough to play and enjoy a rough game of Rugby.

Rugby, the only contact-sport where men rigthfully fear their female opponents.
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#42 - 2013-02-14 12:10:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Liafcipe9000
Aracimia Wolfe wrote:
Amarr would win naturally. As it is our divine right and decreed by the gods. Silly heathens.


That's obviously what any amarrian would say, until...

Skorpynekomimi wrote:
Generally, the amarr, being wusses, would be beaten in the first game, and forced to retire. The gallente, being french, would surrender to the caldari capitalists, who then would be outperformed by the minmatar.


also, Amarr only believe in ONE god. silly girl.

also #2: Caldari are slow while Gallente are the real men who excel at hull tanking. they'd just pull the clothes off the Caldari team and call it a day. But they'd never beat Minmatar.
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#43 - 2013-02-14 12:18:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Joran Dravius
Fredric Wolf wrote:
I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.


They would surrender half way through the game and go eat snobby, overpriced cheese and wine while chatting up the guys on the other team's bench.

Obviously the Amarr would win. The Minmatar are our slaves so we'll just order them to throw the game and the Caldari will also throw the game if we bribe them enough. Even Caldari soccer teams are corporations. Plus god won't let us lose.
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-02-14 14:30:04 UTC
Liafcipe9000 wrote:
also #2: Caldari are slow while Gallente are the real men who excel at hull tanking. they'd just pull the clothes off the Caldari team and call it a day.



Clothes off they could probably charm minmatar/amarr/caldari chicks while playing chippendale, but shortest range guns would probably make them laugh loud before they get back to alpha strikes Lol

In short, Minmatar wins.

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#45 - 2013-02-14 15:12:33 UTC
I will just let you know: the referee would be Amarrian.

Draw your own conclussion.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#46 - 2013-02-14 15:43:12 UTC
Fredric Wolf wrote:
I think the Gallente would win because they are French and have football in their blood.



Minmatar, they're fastest. Also they'll just alpha strike the gallente defense into oblivion.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2013-02-14 15:44:05 UTC
DarthNefarius wrote:
Amarr would win of course because they breed big black slaves on Vitoc for all the positions except quarterback


Are You talking about american football or real football?

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Fredric Wolf
Black Sheep Down
Tactical Narcotics Team
#48 - 2013-02-14 15:48:43 UTC
With this thread it would be really cool if CCP had the create pole ability like some other forums have.
Warpshade
Warped Industries
#49 - 2013-02-14 16:31:01 UTC
Caldari would clearly win, being capatlistic about everything, they probably have tonnes of professional sport players/teams to entertain the masses for monies! Then with the corruption of Sport, Caldari probably use that capitalistic wealth to completely corrupt the games in their favour.

Cheat to win!
Gal'o Sengen
Doomheim
#50 - 2013-02-14 17:14:22 UTC
Brutor. There's just not much of a competition when one side is 8 feet tall and weighs as much as a small bear.
Charlepetit LaJoie
Trust Me Ltd
#51 - 2013-02-15 00:19:14 UTC
Brutor look tough, but Gallente would win. We'd use drones.
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#52 - 2013-02-15 01:32:44 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Soccer is football, American football is handegg.

Actually, both are football.

Soccer fans have no sense of history.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#53 - 2013-02-15 01:33:20 UTC
Fredric Wolf wrote:
With this thread it would be really cool if CCP had the create pole ability like some other forums have.

I too endorse the idea of pole dancing in the forums.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Finn Yr
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#54 - 2013-02-15 02:01:50 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Goons, probably. Maybe the Russians. They would RMT the refs, and distract you with bikini cheerleaders.


literally lol'd at the thought of massive portly goons trying to do active things without there rascals.

For Goon activities watch Peter Griffins fat convention.
stoicfaux
#55 - 2013-02-15 02:51:07 UTC
Amarr would win because it's the team owners that win.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#56 - 2013-02-15 07:30:31 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
DarthNefarius wrote:
Amarr would win of course because they breed big black slaves on Vitoc for all the positions except quarterback


Are You talking about american football or real football?

American football is real football. I don't understand the question.
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#57 - 2013-02-15 07:53:21 UTC
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?

American Football? This gay sport where you wear protection like little girls? Ah I see...

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Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
The Perfect Harvesting Experience
#58 - 2013-02-18 17:49:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Shan'Talasha Mea'Questa
Charles the Miner wrote:
Ronix Aideron wrote:
I am confused. Do you mean Football or the gay sport called soccer?

Sorry, majority rules, it's football Big smile


First lose the padding, then we can talk.

Joran Dravius wrote:
American football is real football. I don't understand the question.


Why isn't it called American Handball? The ball spends more time in their hands than on their feet.
Cari Cullejen
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#59 - 2013-02-19 09:14:47 UTC
1. Gallente is not France, a country that began with kings and queens.

2. Caldari are more like nationalists then capitalists

3. All your arguments are invalid, Jove would special breed superior athletes that would kick our butts in either sports. Well... I guess you could infect the entire team with their virus...

What are you looking for here? Read the post!
Steve Spooner
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2013-02-19 10:44:34 UTC
The slave race.