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Introducing Eve's most Handsome pilot.

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Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-02-12 18:00:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Kristopher Rocancourt
Hello.
My name is Kris and i am VERY handsome.
I like , going for long walks on the beach, classical music ,puppies and exploding others space ships.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

fukier
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2013-02-12 18:01:54 UTC
Hi kristopher may i welcome you to OOPE its over there <-----------------------------
At the end of the game both the pawn and the Queen go in the same box.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-02-12 18:03:10 UTC
I don't see Cannibal Kane in this thread. When is he getting here?

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-02-12 18:05:13 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Hello.
My name is Kris and i am VERY handsome.



You and I have VERY different definitions of handsome.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-02-12 18:06:43 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
I don't see Cannibal Kane in this thread. When is he getting here?

Or Large Collidable Object... I miss her...

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2013-02-12 18:07:17 UTC
I have to agree that she is very handsome.

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Sadie Eriker
Savage Socks And Shoes
#7 - 2013-02-12 18:08:54 UTC
Maybe not so much handsome as pretty.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-02-12 18:34:53 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
I don't see Cannibal Kane in this thread. When is he getting here?



While Kane has awesome Mel Gibson Lethal weapon hair, and abs of a Greek God, I think he would agree that he caters to a different set of ladies than i would consider undertaking.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

LoneEcho
Mining and Salvage Corporation
#9 - 2013-02-12 18:52:06 UTC
Wow, you created a thread just for ME! =o

Well ladies, I'm already taken but don't let that sway you. I'm still available as a 12" action figure that you can play with ;)
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-02-12 18:53:58 UTC
Needs more green to be honest.
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#11 - 2013-02-12 18:54:09 UTC
I hate to tell you, good sir, I am not only better looking but also greasier.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2013-02-12 18:55:21 UTC
LoneEcho wrote:
Wow, you created a thread just for ME! =o

Well ladies, I'm already taken but don't let that sway you. I'm still available as a 12" action figure that you can play with ;)

Sorry sir. The Boy band auditions are in Rens, not this thread.

http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

LoneEcho
Mining and Salvage Corporation
#13 - 2013-02-12 19:02:15 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:
I hate to tell you, good sir, I am not only better looking but also greasier.


I'm calling John Travolta and telling him you're stealing his style. Grease lightning.
Solomar Espersei
Quality Assurance
#14 - 2013-02-12 19:03:54 UTC
Came into this thread expecting awesome, left satisfied.

Also, dat GREEEEEN, where dat come from?

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#15 - 2013-02-12 19:07:24 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Hello.
My name is Kris and i am VERY handsome.
I like , going for long walks on the beach, classical music ,puppies and exploding others space ships.



You are not my 'type'. Smile

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Charles the Miner
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2013-02-12 19:09:18 UTC
Solomar Espersei wrote:
Also, dat GREEEEEN, where dat come from?
Don't believe the rumors ORE are spreading. Mining cystals really are toxic Cry
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2013-02-12 19:15:20 UTC
I am slightly jelly of your handsomeness, teach me master.....
Arix Sarn
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#18 - 2013-02-12 19:20:09 UTC
I haz sex appeal!
Kristopher Rocancourt
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2013-02-12 19:20:44 UTC
Kiteo Hatto wrote:
I am slightly jelly of your handsomeness, teach me master.....


- zoom out some.
- smile, but don't
- give the impression of confidence,
- make sure you hair is lookin GOOD.
- press your shirt.
- stick your cheekbones out
- lose the face jewelery.



http://killalliance.co.uk/tears/tears-holeysheet/

Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#20 - 2013-02-12 19:23:45 UTC
Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:
Kiteo Hatto wrote:
I am slightly jelly of your handsomeness, teach me master.....


- zoom out some.
- smile, but don't
- give the impression of confidence,
- make sure you hair is lookin GOOD.
- press your shirt.
- stick your cheekbones out
- lose the face jewelery.






It's like Duran Duran's Nick Rhodes crossed with The Angel of Death.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
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