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Gota love the Noobs of Eve.. And the new Bounty System
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KyDraco
Ky's Del
#1 - 2013-02-11 19:18:54 UTC  |  Edited by: KyDraco
Been a great day for laughs in Eve thought i would share with you all.

So last night some time, one of our members got on the killmail of a very poorly fitted hyperion and concord also managed to get on the killmail as well. They were also able to get the pod. We wake up the next morning we discovered a 1bil bounty on our member that killed the hyperion and pod, and a 1 bil bounty on the corporation, and our alliance has suddenly appeared 4th on the most wanted alliances with a 1 bil bounty. We all cant stop laughing :D

here are the killmails

Hyperion: http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5844
Pod: http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5845

So apparently after the bounties were placed, the member that killed the hyperion and pod was challenged to fight his brutix, and i kid you not.. this was the killmail...

http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5849

apparently this guy doesnt like to tank his ships...
KyDraco
Ky's Del
#2 - 2013-02-11 19:24:19 UTC
seems there is more to the story.. i just heard..

the guy had GC and kept undocking.. so are alliance mate waited until concord killed his ship.. and then he killed his pod a few times..

ROFL

Now it makes the 4B isk on bounties even funnier

Gota love noobs!!!!
Eram Fidard
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-02-11 19:38:35 UTC
sounds like a new, fun way to play internet spaceships.


I call it.....


The Highslot Challenge (THC)

self-explanatory, tbh.

Poster is not to be held responsible for damages to keyboards and/or noses caused by hot beverages.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2013-02-11 19:45:01 UTC
Alcohol is bad...mmkay?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-02-11 20:40:38 UTC
That's how i fly my ships.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
Envenra Reignsun
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2013-02-11 20:42:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Envenra Reignsun
Apparently, the website you are linking to have a odd way of sayin' "DONT WATCH THIS KILL ******" - So could you please probably have a site like battleclinic or eve kill instead? :P

Edit: Upon further inspection, I came to the conclusion this guy is either a ****** or simply a troll. Which either way is pretty amusing in itself. Gj o7

Double Edit: .... I meant that I searched for the kills manually in the webpage and had a laugh. **** i'm tired.
Infamous ElGuapo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2013-02-11 20:56:06 UTC
Shields, armor & electronics are overrated.
Takseen
Federal Defense Union
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2013-02-11 21:14:55 UTC
Was that a full set of +5 implants?
Derp Durrr
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2013-02-12 00:53:23 UTC
Finally,
the return of the Game Over content

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Joran Dravius
Doomheim
#10 - 2013-02-12 03:20:12 UTC
KyDraco wrote:
Been a great day for laughs in Eve thought i would share with you all.

So last night some time, one of our members got on the killmail of a very poorly fitted hyperion and concord also managed to get on the killmail as well. They were also able to get the pod. We wake up the next morning we discovered a 1bil bounty on our member that killed the hyperion and pod, and a 1 bil bounty on the corporation, and our alliance has suddenly appeared 4th on the most wanted alliances with a 1 bil bounty. We all cant stop laughing :D

here are the killmails

Hyperion: http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5844
Pod: http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5845

So apparently after the bounties were placed, the member that killed the hyperion and pod was challenged to fight his brutix, and i kid you not.. this was the killmail...

http://veyr.griefwatch.net/?p=details&kill=5849

apparently this guy doesnt like to tank his ships...

How does someone that stupid have that much money?
Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2013-02-12 03:22:54 UTC
Envenra Reignsun wrote:
Apparently, the website you are linking to have a odd way of sayin' "DONT WATCH THIS KILL ******" - So could you please probably have a site like battleclinic or eve kill instead? :P

Edit: Upon further inspection, I came to the conclusion this guy is either a ****** or simply a troll. Which either way is pretty amusing in itself. Gj o7

Double Edit: .... I meant that I searched for the kills manually in the webpage and had a laugh. **** i'm tired.



If you look at the URL when you follow the link to the killboard you will see it has a "&kill" in it...
To get the correct link, just remove the amp; so it looks like "&kill"

And you will get the joy of seeing the kill...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
Raiz Nhell
State War Academy
Caldari State
#12 - 2013-02-12 03:24:20 UTC
Also...

Why doesn't AURA scream "YOU IDIOT" at people who do this... After clone revival obviously, we all need to enjoy the laughs...

There is no such thing as a fair fight...

If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
Ynot Eyob
Nisroc Angels
The Obsidian Front - Reborn
#13 - 2013-02-12 11:07:17 UTC
Joran Dravius wrote:

How does someone that stupid have that much money?


I belive its called buying PLEX and think you own the universe.What?

Nisroc - Angel of Freedom Nisroc is known as "The Great Eagle".
Brocknar Leetel
HotStick Tools Inc.
#14 - 2013-02-12 13:14:57 UTC
Raiz Nhell wrote:
Also...

Why doesn't AURA scream "YOU IDIOT" at people who do this... After clone revival obviously, we all need to enjoy the laughs...



Actually, if i don't remember wrong wich would be normal considering my age, before i stopped playing with sound Aura used to laugh and say something like "Silly you, now you went and died and your clone has been activated".
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#15 - 2013-02-12 15:36:47 UTC
Infamous ElGuapo wrote:
Shields, armor & electronics are overrated.



No, no, it's obvious that he just likes to fly gankfit ...Brutixes?

Roll

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Frank McKain
Doomheim
#16 - 2013-02-13 08:38:09 UTC
Whoa this post seems interesting oh wait. Cool its about me.
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#17 - 2013-02-13 08:54:47 UTC
THE EMPTY SLOTS
THEY DO NOTHING

!!!

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Frank McKain
Doomheim
#18 - 2013-02-13 09:19:37 UTC
Now if i may I would like to explain my side of this story.

1. Yes I am new to this game started January 1st 2013 :D Yay me!
2. I got all that money from selling plex's I bought the big 400 dollar pack (30 plex's) when i first started

OK so I met this guy who said he would teach me combat skills I agreed cause I am new and want to learn anyways he instructed me to disable my safety then form fleet with him I did that then he told me to attack him I said no because concord would attack me he then replied don't worry were in a fleet people can fight in a fleet so fire away. So skeptical of this now obvious bs i opened fire and guess what BOOM concord kicked my ass as thought lol. Now this is the first time I was in a red aggression timer so i did not understand what it meant I did know how ever that my Hyperion could be destroyed and I thought great this would be a great time to get rid of my 1,000,000 ISK bounty cause i heard that bounty's claimed are 20% of the destroyed ships value so losing a Hyperion would be more then enough to get rid of my bounty. So i got in the ship and undocked anyways like I thought I got destroyed perfect bounty's gone i said then to my surprise i got poded i was like WTF
anyways in rage I undocked several more times in my pod and same thing i got killed like 7 times after in anger i put 1 billion bounty's on buddy who killed me and 1 billion each on his corp and alliance.

Anyways here the aftermath and what I have learned

I lost -0.5 security status, lost 7 days of skill points, and lost about 5,000,000,000 ISK In bounty's placed and equipment lost.

Now what have I learned.

1. Don't trust anyone in game there always 99.99% of the time bsing you.
2. Do not exit station when in a red aggression timer.
3. Don't rage just quit game and come back when calm.
4. Always upgrade your clone.
5. Bounty's are useless just a way to waste valuable ISK.
6. This game is full of players who would rather poke fun and insult someone on multiple forum sites then take time and teach them how to play eve successfully.

Thanks for everything EVE community!
Reppyk
The Black Shell
#19 - 2013-02-13 09:45:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Reppyk
They didn't insulted you. Telling you you're bad at this game is a fact, not an insult.
Quiting (I mean, closing the game window) is a very bad idea when done "at the wrong moment".
Next time, don't think paying 400 bucks allows you to not even reading the tutorial (it covers stuff like clone insurance). You do great things in this game using cunning tactics, impressive knowledge of the game mechanics and good control of the UI ; not with SPs nor money.

And welcome to C+P. Today you're our sheep, maybe one day you'll become the wolf.

I AM SPACE CAPTAIN REPPYK. BEWARE.

Proud co-admin of frugu.net, a French fansite about EVE !
Frank McKain
Doomheim
#20 - 2013-02-13 10:49:51 UTC
IC where this is going you know I started playing eve in 2008 I played for 3 weeks and quit because people were mean I started again Jan 2013 thought maybe things would be different I was obviously very wrong anyways I am quitting this once and for all games are suppose to be fun not make you feel sick and sad. I still have 9 billion ISK if any one wants they can have no catch I'm done that's all. Anyways sorry for any inconveniences I may have caused you during my time here. Goodbye.
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