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Where do you troll now?

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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#61 - 2013-02-13 20:14:54 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
I've been back lurking in Eve Forums for a few months now, and I'm saddened by the pitiful state of trolling in Eve forums these days. Once a bustling hub of all kinds of scammers, trolls, threadjackers, generic asshats, and other lowly life forms, the forum discussions of today seem dismally appropriate and unimaginatively mature.

After CCP killed C&P and CAOD forums, where do you guys troll these days? Has the trolling moved on to other, previously clean forums, like sell orders and skill discussion? Or have the previously active hives of scum, like Kugu, sneakily poached the dirt of Eve Forums?

Where do today's Xenurias, Singeabooty Rajs, Lady Spanks, Surfin's PlunderBunnies, and other provocateur champions loiter? Where can I now find trolls trolling other trolls?

EDIT: Added a troll overlord to the list.


I dunno about trolling, but ~goodposting~ is pretty unimaginative and lacking as well. Eve-O has become a hive of mediocrity and bad trolling. Such a shame.

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#62 - 2013-02-13 20:51:32 UTC
Lykouleon wrote:
All of the real good trolls are in here: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=topics&f=268

Holy pizza batman, that place is swarming! My troll-o-meter is glowing bright blue.

I just took another look at Kugu, and it does have plenty of hilarious posts as well as the occasional poster going full retardando. But because no-one takes anything in Kugu seriously, old-fashioned high-quality trolling of the innocent won't work there.

CCP Punkturis wrote:
Rakshasa Taisab wrote:
DUST 514 forums are virgin ground, just waiting for some good trolling.

*moonwalks over to dust 514 forums*

I'll just go and buy me an xbox and some popcorn, and join dust 514.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#63 - 2013-02-13 20:53:11 UTC
So I guess this thread is pretty much troll-proof, huh?



*curses*

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Jurgen Strottenpotten
Love Squad
#64 - 2013-02-13 20:57:20 UTC
Glathull wrote:
So I guess this thread is pretty much troll-proof, huh?

They are all here already, and they are immune to each other's lures.
Jurgen Strottenpotten
Love Squad
#65 - 2013-02-13 21:01:19 UTC
Liang Nuren wrote:
I dunno about trolling, but ~goodposting~ is pretty unimaginative and lacking as well. Eve-O has become a hive of mediocrity and bad trolling. Such a shame.

The same applies to blogs. Show me a good Eve blog and I'll show you a straight Gallente man.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#66 - 2013-02-13 21:04:13 UTC
Jurgen Strottenpotten wrote:
Glathull wrote:
So I guess this thread is pretty much troll-proof, huh?

They are all here already, and they are immune to each other's lures.



So you're saying that one troll can't beat another troll? That's preposterous.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Jurgen Strottenpotten
Love Squad
#67 - 2013-02-13 21:11:14 UTC
Glathull wrote:
Jurgen Strottenpotten wrote:
Glathull wrote:
So I guess this thread is pretty much troll-proof, huh?

They are all here already, and they are immune to each other's lures.

So you're saying that one troll can't beat another troll? That's preposterous.

That would be disastrous to reality. It's like dividing by zero, escaping from a black hole, reversing quantum mechanics, or listening the full Eve soundtrack. It would end up in consequences no-one here wants to witness.
Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#68 - 2013-02-13 21:26:50 UTC
Jurgen Strottenpotten wrote:
Glathull wrote:
Jurgen Strottenpotten wrote:
Glathull wrote:
So I guess this thread is pretty much troll-proof, huh?

They are all here already, and they are immune to each other's lures.

So you're saying that one troll can't beat another troll? That's preposterous.

That would be disastrous to reality. It's like dividing by zero, escaping from a black hole, reversing quantum mechanics, or listening the full Eve soundtrack. It would end up in consequences no-one here wants to witness.


You're no troll, clearly. Otherwise you would understand that I divided by zero for breakfast this morning after I woke up from my black hole (I sleep with the entire EvE soundtrack time-compressed into .001 second bursts that fire every pi seconds) and then I did the reverse quantum mechanic to your mother.

I honestly feel like I just read fifty shades of dumb. --CCP Falcon
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#69 - 2013-02-13 21:29:52 UTC
I spent a couple of days listening to the entire eve soundtrack at work... I thought it was pretty great.

:S

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
MailDeadDrop
Archon Industries
#70 - 2013-02-13 22:35:01 UTC
CCP Punkturis wrote:
*moonwalks over to dust 514 forums*

I'm reasonably confident that "moonwalking while pregnant" is physically impossible... Lol

MDD
GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#71 - 2013-02-13 22:38:46 UTC
All the pro trolls derail threads with foodtalk.
GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2013-02-13 22:39:20 UTC  |  Edited by: GallowsCalibrator
PS: Be careful with blenders and raspberries/blueberries, my flat looks like a murder scene now, welp
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#73 - 2013-02-13 22:39:42 UTC
MailDeadDrop wrote:
CCP Punkturis wrote:
*moonwalks over to dust 514 forums*

I'm reasonably confident that "moonwalking while pregnant" is physically impossible... Lol

MDD


Pretty sure you haven't been around enough pregnant women. Cool

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.
GallowsCalibrator
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2013-02-13 22:45:56 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Mara Rinn wrote:
Someone is wearing their rose-tinted NeX goggles.

If you are going to miss the likes of Surfin's Plunderbunny, are you going to remember the likes of Kryxtal Icefluxor?



Why remember ? I'm right here.

-1 for misspell. And another -1 for thinking I troll.


Your posts are like thread diarrhea. Inconsistent and watery.
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#75 - 2013-02-13 22:52:58 UTC
Mai Khumm wrote:
I usually troll on non CCP forums, where they edit/snip/delete/ban posts and posters.
Sites that remind me that China has more freedom.


Either you have horrible grammar, or you are saying that they do not moderate posts/posters on CCP forums.

Before you say, 'That's an example of me trolling', no, it is not. That is an example of you looking bitter about the fact that when you troll, you do it in ways that force the moderators to act. You need to learn to be a little more subtle.

As for your comment that China has more freedom, somehow I get the feeling you haven't the faintest clue about some of the restrictions that are subjected to, in terms of what people can say or do.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#76 - 2013-02-13 23:03:32 UTC
Liang Nuren wrote:
I spent a couple of days listening to the entire eve soundtrack at work... I thought it was pretty great.

:S

-Liang


I call Bull****. You obviously havent jumped out of a window.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#77 - 2013-02-13 23:05:22 UTC
MailDeadDrop wrote:
CCP Punkturis wrote:
*moonwalks over to dust 514 forums*

I'm reasonably confident that "moonwalking while pregnant" is physically impossible... Lol


Says the man who has never been pregnant.

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Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#78 - 2013-02-13 23:09:40 UTC
I never troll so I wouldn't know.

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli
Proletariat Tingtango
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#79 - 2013-02-13 23:13:39 UTC
I don't troll, but this website is my dump-taking grounds.
Liang Nuren
No Salvation
Divine Damnation
#80 - 2013-02-13 23:18:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Liang Nuren wrote:
I spent a couple of days listening to the entire eve soundtrack at work... I thought it was pretty great.

:S

-Liang


I call Bull****. You obviously havent jumped out of a window.


I've spent years wading through the troll-sewage that is the Eve Online forums. This is what I look like now: http://timeentertainment.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/hobbit.jpg?w=360&h=240&crop=1

-Liang

I'm an idiot, don't mind me.