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Ovv Topik
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2013-02-07 14:30:46 UTC
My wife takes her Nan shopping.
First stop the market to get her watch repaired.
It needs a new winder and she’s most annoyed at paying £10 for such a small repair.

Next stop Asda.
They walk in and she see’s a stand of new watches for £5.99.
At the top of her voice she stops declares “Look at that!”
Everyone in the area turns to see what the fuss is and she turns to Ka and says:
“AND I PAID £10 FOR A SCREW! AND IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE KNOB!”

"Nicknack, I'm in a shoe in space, on my computer, in my house, with a cup of coffee, in't that something." - Fly Safe PopPaddi. o7

Onyx Nyx
Trillium Invariant
Honorable Third Party
#2 - 2013-02-07 14:31:27 UTC
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I kill kittens, and puppies and bunnies. I maim toddlers and teens and then more.

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silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#3 - 2013-02-07 14:55:13 UTC
That belongs with the crazy grandpa blog what is full of the crazy stuff he says.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-02-07 15:18:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Onyx Nyx wrote:
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

I like your Bio, Mirror-Alpheias.
Maybe you should add the last verse of the poem, too, for increased awesomeness:

And the widows of Ashur are loud in their vail
And the idols are broke in the temple of Bael.
For the might of the gentile, unsmote by the sword
Hath melted like snow in the glance of the Lord.


Curse you, I always wanted to use that poem for my Bio somehow.
Gahh..too late now.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#5 - 2013-02-07 20:11:09 UTC
+1 for crazy grandma accidental innuendo.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?