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[Service] Audits
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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2013-02-05 03:34:01 UTC
I will conduct Audits of your business on request. And post the results here in MD to establish potential legitimacy.

I am a software engineer and IT security specialist.

yes
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#2 - 2013-02-05 04:45:00 UTC
I cam confirm that Alex gives great backrubs.

Auditing skills unknown.

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SinTeryx
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2013-02-05 14:15:50 UTC
And he must be good with his hands being a software engineer. Just saying. Best of luck with the audits Alex.
-Sin

These may as well be farts in the wind but I have had a few beers since the start of this thread.
Vera Algaert
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-02-05 15:16:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Vera Algaert
worst time to start an auditing service ever.

at the moment MD is living under the illusion that every potential investor is perfectly capable of conducting audits.

seeing how in the past even auditors have shown amazing amounts of ignorance about the api (Breaker77 *shudder*) that is almost certainly wrong but it will take a few scams to make people realize their incompetence and the need for professionalism.

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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#5 - 2013-02-05 17:10:41 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:
worst time to start an auditing service ever.

at the moment MD is living under the illusion that every potential investor is perfectly capable of conducting audits.

seeing how in the past even auditors have shown amazing amounts of ignorance about the api (Breaker77 *shudder*) that is almost certainly wrong but it will take a few scams to make people realize their incompetence and the need for professionalism.



Would you like a complimentary backrub?

yes
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2013-02-05 19:09:24 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:
worst time to start an auditing service ever.

at the moment MD is living under the illusion that every potential investor is perfectly capable of conducting audits.

seeing how in the past even auditors have shown amazing amounts of ignorance about the api (Breaker77 *shudder*) that is almost certainly wrong but it will take a few scams to make people realize their incompetence and the need for professionalism.

interesting

liiiiightbulb

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#7 - 2013-02-06 00:39:34 UTC
Vera Algaert wrote:

at the moment MD is living under the illusion that every potential investor is perfectly capable of conducting audits.


please do explain what is the "illusion" about dropping API's (that are no different you your own) into programmes that are freely available.

Does it take an Auditor to do it? no. the programmes + new api, anyone can do it.

"Audit" is a BS word for 2 things:

1) checking they have a trade history (easily faked)
2) check the alts on the account aren't former scammer (although who would be daft enough to reveal that anyway) (easily faked)

Id trust OP over VV anyday, his record isn't tarnished by his good mate Bad Bobby & friends scam. + OP is a bit of a weirdo, & I like that.

@JerryTPepridge
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald
Doomheim
#8 - 2013-02-06 00:53:03 UTC
Who wants to bet that the OP get mysteriously selected to be auditor for unknown offering coming up!
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#9 - 2013-02-06 01:14:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
Nerdy McButtHurt Trald wrote:
Who wants to bet that the OP get mysteriously selected to be auditor for unknown offering coming up!


I would like to bet Five popsicles

yes
Scion Lex
Horizon Logistics
#10 - 2013-02-06 01:28:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Scion Lex
Jerry makes an interesting point. Why are people trusting the opinion of another investor unless they have no idea what to look for? If that is the case then they shouldn't invest at all. If this whole public secondary market was going to move forward (which its not) then it would make more sense for the IPO/Bond/Loan OP to have the API in it already. Its not like you cant change it later. If you are not willing to be transparent with the public then you shouldn't ask the public for money. Especially not in this shark tank that is often called Market Discussions. Thus, why I don't ask the public for money in the first place. It's hard for me to imagine that anyone who comes to the public for money, in eve, isn't running a scam. If you don't know enough people in this game to run your operation then your probably doing something wrong already.
Vaerah Vahrokha
Vahrokh Consulting
#11 - 2013-02-06 01:34:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Vaerah Vahrokha
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:

Id trust OP over VV anyday, his record isn't tarnished by his good mate Bad Bobby & friends scam. + OP is a bit of a weirdo, & I like that.


The only direct meeting I had with Bad Bobby (main) is easily found (but ofc you don't do any due diligence when spewing crap) in my killboard, that is when his stealth bombers squad popped my ship in 0.0.

For the rest he's an high profile scammer with a large knowledge about the game and as such he (unlike you) IS useful for didactical purposes.

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