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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#1 - 2013-02-05 00:36:44 UTC
You know you're doing "bad" right when someone calls your cell phone and demands the isk you've taken from them. Yes, folks, I just crossed into the Twilight Zone where Eve really is real, and people take their in-game problems into the real world. A world where real men sent prank calls from prankdial.com and breathe heavily into the phone when they call you from Google Voice five times before working up the nerve to finally utter a word.

Hey Mr. Google World Champion, I'm sure you'll read this eventually. Thanks for the memories, I'm gonna be telling this story for a while.

Sincerely,

Robert

(inside joke, he'll get it).

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#2 - 2013-02-05 00:38:27 UTC
please tell us you recorded it and are in the process of posting this to the interwebs for our enjoyment.

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#3 - 2013-02-05 00:42:49 UTC
Some people just can't seperate reality from fantasy, it takes a special kind of moron to carry a virtual grievance into the real world, also what Tallian said, if you recorded it please post it for the lols.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#4 - 2013-02-05 00:45:06 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
It was somewhat unexpected, and I don't make a habit of recording my calls and honestly wouldn't know how to if I needed to. It went something like this:

*Phone rings. I see it's the Google Voice number, yet again. I answer with...*

Me: This is Bob.
Google World Champion: Hello, *name*, you owe me some I - S -K (yes, he spelled it out)
Me: Who is this?
GWC: Take a guess. Probably one of the hundreds of people you've robbed.
Me: What are you talking about?
GWC: Is this *name*?
Me: No, man. This is Bob. Weren't you listening?
GWC: When will *name* be back?
Me: There's no one here by that name. This is my cell phone, dude. Just me.
GWC: What's your name?
Me: Robert Davidson.
GWC: And there's no *name* there?
Me: No, dude. Sorry.

*click*

edit: I was getting dinner with a friend when that call came in. He looked rather confused when I said my name was Bob.

And yes, I want this guy to know what I did to him.

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loyalanon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#5 - 2013-02-05 00:48:25 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
It was somewhat unexpected, and I don't make a habit of recording my calls and honestly wouldn't know how to if I needed to. It went something like this:

*Phone rings. I see it's the Google Voice number, yet again. I answer with...*

Me: This is Bob.
Google World Champion: Hello, *name*, you owe me some I - S -K (yes, he spelled it out)
Me: Who is this?
GWC: Take a guess. Probably one of the hundreds of people you've robbed.
Me: What are you talking about?
GWC: Is this *name*?
Me: No, man. This is Bob. Weren't you listening?
GWC: When will *name* be back?
Me: There's no one here by that name. This is my cell phone, dude. Just me.
GWC: What's your name?
Me: Robert Davidson.
GWC: And there's no *name* there?
Me: No, dude. Sorry.

*click*

edit: I was getting dinner with a friend when that call came in. He looked rather confused when I said my name was Bob.

And yes, I want this guy to know what I did to him.



Please tell me background story?
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#6 - 2013-02-05 00:57:07 UTC
loyalanon wrote:
Please tell me background story?

Assuming he is who I think he is, I don't know the whole story. You see, I had nothing to do with what was done to him. Some of my corpmates did a mean thing to him (gasp!) and I contributed heavily to the ensuing trollfest. Somehow in his warped carebear little brain, he's concluded that my presence in a chat session makes me liable for something I wasn't even witness to.

Real winner, this one.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#7 - 2013-02-05 00:59:10 UTC  |  Edited by: FloppieTheBanjoClown
Also, I should note that my monocle is worth more than his entire loss.

edit: in light of the next post, that might not be entirely true. But then his second loss was entirely his own fault.

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Psychotic Monk
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-02-05 01:20:12 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#9 - 2013-02-05 01:33:07 UTC
Well, so much for being subtle and not giving out his name :)

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Vojk
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-02-05 01:48:00 UTC
I want an 'I am gay' medal.

Jelly.

Also jelly of stalker.

Too much jelly for words.

/jelly
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#11 - 2013-02-05 02:29:19 UTC
Sure do hope he decides to post in this thread

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#12 - 2013-02-05 02:32:14 UTC
Tallian Saotome wrote:
Sure do hope he decides to post in this thread

I sort of picture him sitting at his computer seething in anger, his mouth involuntarily opening and closing as he reads this thread over and over while the realization that his vain attempts at intimidation have resulted only in him being publicly mocked.

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rareden
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2013-02-05 02:40:00 UTC
WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!! that dude is beyond mad, you could get him banned lol. ooohhh the rage that would insure from that. This probably falls under personal threat or harassment of some kind. Absolutely hilarious.
Someone contact the cancer research firm, these tears can cure cancer.
Tallian Saotome
Nuclear Arms Exchange Inc.
#14 - 2013-02-05 02:49:18 UTC
rareden wrote:
WOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!! that dude is beyond mad, you could get him banned lol. ooohhh the rage that would insure from that. This probably falls under personal threat or harassment of some kind. Absolutely hilarious.
Someone contact the cancer research firm, these tears can cure cancer.

If both live in the US, he could charge him with terroristic threat, which obviously is a pretty serious charge nowadays.

My wife drove someone into leaving the country to hide from the law for making similar threats recently.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#15 - 2013-02-05 03:34:36 UTC
Well, the fun's semi-over. He involved a family member in one of his childish pranks and I had to lay down the law. I don't expect any more hilarity to come of it, but this is definitely one for the storybooks.

Remember, guys. Eve is REAL. And if you can't get revenge on your enemy there, order them pizza. Because that'll teach them.

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#16 - 2013-02-05 06:42:50 UTC
Aaaaand it makes Redditt:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/17wm8l/being_harassed_because_of_eveonline_and_i_dont/

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Adriel Malakai
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#17 - 2013-02-05 07:11:43 UTC
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Aaaaand it makes Redditt:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/17wm8l/being_harassed_because_of_eveonline_and_i_dont/


And yet the carebears call people like us sociopaths...
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2013-02-05 07:46:14 UTC
Adriel Malakai wrote:
FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:
Aaaaand it makes Redditt:

http://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/17wm8l/being_harassed_because_of_eveonline_and_i_dont/


And yet the carebears call people like us sociopaths...


Sometimes i wonder wether it's me or them too.
Usually ends up being my a buddy of mine, but you know.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#19 - 2013-02-05 07:46:35 UTC
Is that a blaster Legion in the second Raven kill or are my eyes broken
culo duro
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2013-02-05 07:52:11 UTC
BadAssMcKill wrote:
Is that a blaster Legion in the second Raven kill or are my eyes broken


your eyes shall last a few more years good sir.

I've starting blogging http://www.epvpc.blogspot.com 
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