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GM's Prepare, Jove Invasion this Friday!
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Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#1 - 2013-02-04 04:46:18 UTC
Dear Game Masters,

Be advised that this Friday at 23:00 EVE time, a coalition of capsuleers will be launching an assault on the Jove in an attempt to harvest your implants for study.
We're comin' for your frozen corpses, so get your god-mods ready, ...or are you chicken?

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
DeMichael Crimson
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2013-02-04 05:31:51 UTC
Arronicus
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-02-04 06:04:54 UTC
Dear Galaxy Pig.

I have informed the Game Masters of your cruel and inhumane plan, and have been reassured that the Jove have now disabled and locked down all connecting stargates, so you will not be able to reach their sectors of space.

Consider yourself thwarted.

-Arro
Galaxy Pig
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#4 - 2013-02-04 07:03:22 UTC
Stargates? Where we're going, we won't need stargates.

Highsec is owned by players now. Systems 0.5-1.0 are New Order Territory. All miners and other residents of Highsec must obey The Code. Mining without a permit is dangerous and harmful to the EVE community. See www.MinerBumping.com
FluffyDice
Kronos Research
#5 - 2013-02-04 07:12:53 UTC
I predict a blob showing up and shooting all attendees. Have fun.
Pak Narhoo
Splinter Foundation
#6 - 2013-02-04 07:38:47 UTC
FluffyDice wrote:
I predict a blob showing up and shooting all attendees. Have fun.

Unless they have a mining permit. Lol
Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
#7 - 2013-02-04 08:53:28 UTC
Pak Narhoo wrote:
FluffyDice wrote:
I predict a blob showing up and shooting all attendees. Have fun.

Unless Especially if they have a mining permit. Lol

FYP

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Sometimes when I post, I look at my sig and wish that I'd follow my own god damned advice.
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#8 - 2013-02-04 09:14:44 UTC
Ahahahaha... Lol

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers
#9 - 2013-02-04 09:30:53 UTC
hmmm i wounder how the last attemt at an invasion of jove space went? ... oh wait, yea it ended with The Battle of Vak'Atioth :-P

have fun
Kiteo Hatto
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2013-02-04 10:42:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Kiteo Hatto
Galaxy Pig wrote:
Stargates? Where we're going, we won't need stargates.

Are you bumping ALL the way towards the Jove space ?!
Oh my.

Also, replace "push" with "bump" and you are good to go! I can honestly imagine you and james having a party on your spaceships to this song.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#11 - 2013-02-04 10:46:59 UTC
Good luck, OP!

Make sure you all come in Navy Apocalypses and approach the enemy mothership in a straight phalanx formation.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#12 - 2013-02-04 11:29:59 UTC
Just take the first star on the right, and continue on till morning.

Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne
Wodensun
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2013-02-04 11:56:55 UTC
uhm..

You do realise jove space is pretty much empty right, and that there is no way to invade their space?

Do not give me likes them 101 likes arent a accident...
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#14 - 2013-02-04 11:59:58 UTC
Wodensun wrote:
uhm..

You do realise jove space is pretty much empty right, and that there is no way to invade their space?

That's what they want you to think.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Wodensun
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-02-04 12:01:33 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
Wodensun wrote:
uhm..

You do realise jove space is pretty much empty right, and that there is no way to invade their space?

That's what they want you to think.


Eh no, last I checked this was still fact.

And since this isnt the RP forum....

Do not give me likes them 101 likes arent a accident...
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#16 - 2013-02-04 12:07:24 UTC
Wodensun wrote:
Abrazzar wrote:
Wodensun wrote:
uhm..

You do realise jove space is pretty much empty right, and that there is no way to invade their space?

That's what they want you to think.


Eh no, last I checked this was still fact.

And since this isnt the RP forum....

You can only check the information you are given by them.

And this is the general concussion forum. You seem awfully coherent for posting here.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Generals4
#17 - 2013-02-04 12:17:24 UTC
What's your plan? Bumping Jove Miners?

_-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. _
Kestrix
The Whispering
#18 - 2013-02-04 12:39:53 UTC
Oh this sounds fun! A blob turns up in a system, just sits there because there is no way into Jove space and then ???
luZk
Fivrelde Corp
#19 - 2013-02-04 12:55:12 UTC
Galaxy Pig wrote:
...or are you chicken?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDCEiBeVAY

http://i.imgur.com/1dl4DM6.jpg
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#20 - 2013-02-04 17:01:16 UTC
I suppose if enough players demand it they'd have to open Jove space or have the Jove invade or something.

Else we'll destroy the Amarr monument this time.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
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