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Look for a Small loan... ASAP

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The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
#1 - 2013-02-01 03:40:29 UTC
Well me just cut to the chase...

Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.

The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)

ANYWAYS

Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014

Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. (Blink)

API Key? Shocked If requested, certainly not.

How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...

Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#2 - 2013-02-01 03:44:43 UTC
bored at work eh?

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
The Greenmachine Greenmachine
Green's Bicycle Shop
#3 - 2013-02-01 04:00:40 UTC
Robin quick to the bat cave!
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#4 - 2013-02-01 04:18:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
Well me just cut to the chase...

Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.

The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)

ANYWAYS

Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014

Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. (Blink)

API Key? Shocked If requested, certainly not.

How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...



Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people.

Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod

Common Side Effects may include:

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dry Mouth
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Stomach Ulcers
  • Kidney Stones
  • Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
  • bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
  • Subdermal hematoma
  • pulmonary embolism
  • terminal vertigo
  • heart attack
  • leg attack
  • brain attack
  • shark attack
  • Uncontrollable laughing
  • desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
  • strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )

    • Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.


Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers

Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"

yes
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2013-02-01 05:34:13 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
Well me just cut to the chase...

Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.

The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)

ANYWAYS

Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014

Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. (Blink)

API Key? Shocked If requested, certainly not.

How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...



Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people.

Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod

Common Side Effects may include:

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dry Mouth
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Stomach Ulcers
  • Kidney Stones
  • Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
  • bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
  • Subdermal hematoma
  • pulmonary embolism
  • terminal vertigo
  • heart attack
  • leg attack
  • brain attack
  • shark attack
  • Uncontrollable laughing
  • desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
  • strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )

    • Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.


Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers

Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"



omg alex...i almost woke the baby laughing,i think this is your best post ever
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#6 - 2013-02-01 05:55:20 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
Well me just cut to the chase...

Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.

The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)

ANYWAYS

Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014

Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. (Blink)

API Key? Shocked If requested, certainly not.

How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...



Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people.

Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod

Common Side Effects may include:

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dry Mouth
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Stomach Ulcers
  • Kidney Stones
  • Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
  • bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
  • Subdermal hematoma
  • pulmonary embolism
  • terminal vertigo
  • heart attack
  • leg attack
  • brain attack
  • shark attack
  • Uncontrollable laughing
  • desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
  • strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )

    • Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.


Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers

Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"


"[*] Uncontrollable laughing" < this =)
Tul Breetai
Impromptu Asset Requisition
#7 - 2013-02-01 07:50:40 UTC
No loitering.

There's nothing worse than an EVE player, generally considered to be top of the food chain in the MMO world, that cannot smacktalk with wit and coherency.
Ariana DeSoto
High-Tech Duct Tape
#8 - 2013-02-01 09:08:01 UTC
Damn you Alex, you made me login to the forums just so I could give you a "Like".

I don't always play EvE, but when I do, I prefer it to be a masochistic sandbox hell. Stay wardecked my friends.
Cooyaw
State War Academy
Caldari State
#9 - 2013-02-01 15:32:13 UTC
Barakach
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2013-02-01 16:14:30 UTC
Alex Grison wrote:
The Greenmachine Greenmachine wrote:
Well me just cut to the chase...

Hello Market Discussions. I am looking for a 5 Trilllion InterStellar Kreditz Loan.

The loan will cover the cost of a every item that it currently on the market in all main trade hubs. Jita, Amarr, Dodixie, Rens, and uhh (Forgot this one)

ANYWAYS

Loan will be paid in full January 1st 2014

Collateral is a possibility, but I do not have anything as a Collatorol. We can talk and figure out this part in person. I live on the East Coast of the United States of the Americas and I am very flexible. (Blink)

API Key? Shocked If requested, certainly not.

How will I use your ISK? (AKA InterStellar Kreditz) Well I'm pretty sure I already told you this silly so get out of my Bicycle Shop now if you aren't going to buy anything...



Collatorol The first CONCORD approved drug to reduce the desire to scam people.

Collatorol is not to be taking outside of your pod

Common Side Effects may include:

  • Headaches
  • Fatigue
  • Dry Mouth
  • Heart Palpitations
  • Stomach Ulcers
  • Kidney Stones
  • Flaking and peeling of the dermis ( skin )
  • bleeding out of the eyes,ears,nose, rectum and/or urethra
  • Subdermal hematoma
  • pulmonary embolism
  • terminal vertigo
  • heart attack
  • leg attack
  • brain attack
  • shark attack
  • Uncontrollable laughing
  • desire to consume cheese or other dairy products
  • strange desire for a blood sacrifice ( usually a goat )

    • Collaterol is to be injected straight into the heart up to 6 times a day.


Collaterol has a 95% success rate. And is guaranteed to make you trustworthy. Hear from one of our loyal customers

Chribba: "I STARTED TAKING COLLATEROL, AND NOW I AM A TRUSTED 3RD PARTY!!!!. THANK YOU COLLATEROL!!!!"


I pooped my pants - Family Guy Reference
CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
#11 - 2013-02-01 16:33:31 UTC
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