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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#1 - 2013-01-26 17:33:44 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ&feature=endscreen

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SeenButNotHeard
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2013-01-26 17:39:26 UTC
"He narrated his own birth"

Made me laugh.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2013-01-26 17:44:02 UTC
"Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. When he smiles a baby simply appears in a field of kittens" Lol +1

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#4 - 2013-01-26 17:46:18 UTC
Thanks for finding the truth for us, Mr. Dietrich...I knew all the time that it would be somewhere out there and was only waiting to be found by a brave and noble internet warrior with a pure heart.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Juno Valerii
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2013-01-27 23:46:46 UTC
Morgan Freeman is God..that is all.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#6 - 2013-01-28 00:42:36 UTC
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#7 - 2013-01-28 00:47:57 UTC
Eli Green wrote:
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad


Remember, he does it in a way that makes the whole action appear noble, so you hurt your knee with pride and grace.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2013-01-28 01:37:10 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad


Remember, he does it in a way that makes the whole action appear noble, so you hurt your knee with pride and grace.


I hurt my knee when I missed the rope... in training Oops

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#9 - 2013-01-28 06:00:54 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad


Remember, he does it in a way that makes the whole action appear noble, so you hurt your knee with pride and grace.


I hurt my knee when I missed the rope... in training Oops


I dislocated my knee once while getting into bed OopsOops

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2013-01-28 06:03:45 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad


Remember, he does it in a way that makes the whole action appear noble, so you hurt your knee with pride and grace.


I hurt my knee when I missed the rope... in training Oops


I dislocated my knee once while getting into bed OopsOops


There's a story here... Shocked

I have a plausible explanation... the helo was 40 feet up and I was nervous.

What's your excuse? Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Micheal Dietrich
Kings Gambit Black
#11 - 2013-01-28 06:21:49 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Eli Green wrote:
You mean... Morgan Freeman narrated injuring my knee Shocked Morgan Freeman Why have you forsaken me Sad


Remember, he does it in a way that makes the whole action appear noble, so you hurt your knee with pride and grace.


I hurt my knee when I missed the rope... in training Oops


I dislocated my knee once while getting into bed OopsOops


There's a story here... Shocked

I have a plausible explanation... the helo was 40 feet up and I was nervous.

What's your excuse? Big smile


My femur doesn't cup the ball of the tibia all the way, in fact it's only about half as normal, so its really easy to dislocate my knee. The bed frame at the time was about 3 and half feet high and I did a kind of a sideways flop onto the bed only my foot didn't leave the floor. Took about 30 seconds to pop it back in but as usual I couldn't really walk the next day.

If the crazy wasn't the ultimate factor in keeping me out of the military, my knees certainly would have been. All my years of mosh pits and throwing freight have pretty much destroyed whats left and even kneeling for a few minutes leaves me limping now.

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Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-01-28 09:42:21 UTC
Micheal Dietrich wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:


There's a story here... Shocked

I have a plausible explanation... the helo was 40 feet up and I was nervous.

What's your excuse? Big smile


My femur doesn't cup the ball of the tibia all the way, in fact it's only about half as normal, so its really easy to dislocate my knee. The bed frame at the time was about 3 and half feet high and I did a kind of a sideways flop onto the bed only my foot didn't leave the floor. Took about 30 seconds to pop it back in but as usual I couldn't really walk the next day.

If the crazy wasn't the ultimate factor in keeping me out of the military, my knees certainly would have been. All my years of mosh pits and throwing freight have pretty much destroyed whats left and even kneeling for a few minutes leaves me limping now.
but remember, you did all that with grace and honour.

when you fail miserably at something, remember that Morgan Freeman narrated that so that it sounds like you failed miserably with grace and honour.

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ISD Cyberdyne
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#13 - 2013-01-28 17:27:06 UTC
I wish Morgan Freeman would narrate me getting a girlfriend...


...Also, these are arguably better than Chuck Norris "facts".

ISD Cyberdyne

Lieutenant Commander

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#14 - 2013-01-28 19:46:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Krixtal Icefluxor
I remember when about the only thing he had done was be one of the adults on the kid's show "Electric Company" back in the 70s. I didn't even remember it being him in particular until I saw an "Electric Company" clip about a year ago.


Also, if he knows the specific manner ahead of time, he could indeed narrate his own death.

Morgan Freeman as Dracula

As 70s Soul DJ (omg)

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Juno Valerii
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2013-01-30 11:19:40 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
I remember when about the only thing he had done was be one of the adults on the kid's show "Electric Company" back in the 70s. I didn't even remember it being him in particular until I saw an "Electric Company" clip about a year ago.


Also, if he knows the specific manner ahead of time, he could indeed narrate his own death.

Morgan Freeman as Dracula

As 70s Soul DJ (omg)


What makes you think he DOESN'T know the circumstances? He's just waiting for the appropriate time.