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How to destroy TEST & GOON.

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NickyYo
modro
The Initiative.
#1 - 2013-01-23 00:38:31 UTC  |  Edited by: NickyYo
Heres the answer, do nothing.

Yes thats right nothing! upon till they take some kind of large scale offensive action anyways..
When children get bored they move on, when test and goons get bored their player base will shrink resulting in leadership planning conflicts to keep them active. What do you do? ignore those small/medium conflicts!

Only when they prepare large organised conflicts should everyone attack their turf bears etc let them return and just simply leave.
Boring goons and test is the only way to win!

Anyways got that off my chest.

HOWEVER:
The only way to beat the Russians is to stop buying their isk of dodgey isk selling sites!

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FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#2 - 2013-01-23 00:40:54 UTC
How to bore Goons:

Step 1: stop making threads about them.

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Sala Kyss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2013-01-23 00:41:28 UTC
The real secret is for you to stop posting. Because its so unfathomable that you desire nothing but attention as such a terrible poster, that by you actually not posting would cause a rift in the space-time continuum and end all life in EVE, thus killing the game forever.

tl;dr stop posting, you're really bad at it
Feligast
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2013-01-23 00:43:55 UTC
NickyYo wrote:


Only when they prepare large organised conflicts should everyone attack their turf bears etc let them return and just simply leave.


Please, please do this. Ktks.
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2013-01-23 00:44:07 UTC
Maybe you should get an SA and a reddit account. Destroy them from within!

Sugar Von MurdererTits : Jake Warbird gets my vote for most intriguing and attractive male character in Eve.
NickyYo
modro
The Initiative.
#6 - 2013-01-23 00:44:12 UTC
Sala Kyss wrote:
The real secret is for you to stop posting. Because its so unfathomable that you desire nothing but attention as such a terrible poster, that by you actually not posting would cause a rift in the space-time continuum and end all life in EVE, thus killing the game forever.

tl;dr stop posting, you're really bad at it


When posting there is no good or bad we are not in competition are we? i know i'm not. Just goes to show how shallow some people are.

If you don't like my thread, please dont respond let it dies onto page 2, thank you.

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NickyYo
modro
The Initiative.
#7 - 2013-01-23 00:45:51 UTC
Jake Warbird wrote:
Maybe you should get an SA and a reddit account. Destroy them from within!


Already creating a recruitment app that will put an end to goon and test spies, keep an eye on the tech forums for more info.

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2013-01-23 00:45:53 UTC
NickyYo wrote:


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Anyways got that off my chest.



Nice to hear.
Do you feel a little better now?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Rellik B00n
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2013-01-23 00:50:05 UTC
I believe the stated goal was to kill EvE.

As far as im aware this goal has never changed.
[Of a request for change ask: Who Benefits?](https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&find=unread&t=199765)
NickyYo
modro
The Initiative.
#10 - 2013-01-23 00:52:45 UTC  |  Edited by: NickyYo
Rellik B00n wrote:
I believe the stated goal was to kill EvE.

As far as im aware this goal has never changed.


To be honest, i don't think they will ever kill EvE.

If they fight and take space they are just creating entertainment for everyone.
If they don't do anything they will just lose their space.
If they harrass empire noobies, empire will just be made safer by CCP.

This is what i love about eve.

EDIT: Though they attempted to kill eve with that hulkageddon on noobs for isk when mittani went on a tantrum for having his CSM status removed for bullying someone at fanfest, that failed also.

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ISD Suvetar
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2013-01-23 01:10:55 UTC
Hi,

There's already a discussion regarding this in CAOD, over here.

Thanks.

[b]ISD Suvetar Captain/Commando Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department[/b]