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Imperial Pharmacy Propaganda and Intelligence Office (IPPIO) Announces!
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Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#1 - 2013-01-22 10:13:31 UTC
This glorious thread in galnet will serve official announcement center of the Imperial Pharmacy Propaganda and Intelligence Office (IPPO).

Duties of this highly appreciated office are to analyze all kind if threats which may endanger me, my corporation or our allies. Then information is mutilated into ideologically proper form and then released, so people can get accurate, yet still pure information about local happenings.

Office also publishes ideologically pure material, which helps to inspire us and our allies into greater heights.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#2 - 2013-01-22 10:15:18 UTC
Imperial Pharmacy is now recruiting also spaceship captain from other language groups.

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Enlist.jpg

Let it be known to all God's children, that glorious Imperial Pharmacy is recruiting new members. We are oldest and most righteous Providence residing corporationm which is non allied. We are much loved and greatly respected by our neigbours, and our esteemed leader, Lord Vaari is without equal.

Join now and serve our Lord. We will follow the guidance of noble Theology Council, and our Lord Vaari, the spiritual leader of all the Providence nourishes our soul with his wisdom and light.

Would you like to know more? Join our public channel: Imperial Pharmacy.

Service guarantee a title.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
DeadRow
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3 - 2013-01-22 13:34:43 UTC
Without a long list of titles this has fallen short on what I expected from a Vaari announcement.

Left disappointed.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#4 - 2013-01-22 17:43:07 UTC
I, Lord Vaari, Earl of Sosan VII, Despot and Founder of the Imperial Pharmacy, Golden Mountain , Self proclaimed prophet, Skilled miner, Great industrialist, World's most beloved hero, Archbishop of the Church of Providence, Teacher of faith, Speaker of unquestioned truth, Fountain of wisdom, Paragon of independent spaceship captains, World's best Archon class carrier captain, Enlightened one and many more impressive titles kept a speech in Providence.

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Efficiently.jpg

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#5 - 2013-01-23 11:25:17 UTC
Corporation taxes are changed.

http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/Vaari/Iphar_Propaganda_Taxes.jpg

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#6 - 2013-01-23 12:15:48 UTC
I see Maths still work the way Lord Vaari wants them to.
Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#7 - 2013-01-23 12:21:55 UTC
I offer services in pubic affairs. Please, take advantage of them. It will only cost you a few hundred million ISK.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#8 - 2013-01-23 12:23:49 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
I see Maths still work the way Lord Vaari wants them to.


As you can clearly see, I had nothing to do with that tax change. It was my commissariet of Iphar, which is now two members who are elected amongst our members by voting.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#9 - 2013-01-23 12:29:49 UTC
Yes, but you see you publicized it.

You lowered the tax rate, starting at 14%, to 15%?

That isn't a lowering, that's a raising.
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#10 - 2013-01-23 12:33:00 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Yes, but you see you publicized it.

You lowered the tax rate, starting at 14%, to 15%?

That isn't a lowering, that's a raising.


I publish it, because IPPIO cannot create galnet account.

We indeed lowered tax rate from 14 to 15. If you cannot understand this, you are very stupid.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#11 - 2013-01-23 12:38:59 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Yes, but you see you publicized it.

You lowered the tax rate, starting at 14%, to 15%?

That isn't a lowering, that's a raising.


I publish it, because IPPIO cannot create galnet account.

We indeed lowered tax rate from 14 to 15. If you cannot understand this, you are very stupid.


Vaari, do you mean you lowered the tax rate from 15 per cent to the new level of 14 per cent? If so, congratulations!

Do you mean you raised the tax rate from the old level of 14 per cent to the new level of 15 per cent? If so, congratulations!

Do you mean, somehow, that you have reversed the order that numbers go in, so that you have somehow made it a lowering of taxes to go from 14 per cent to 15 per cent? In that case, congratulations for actually breaking the way math works!
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#12 - 2013-01-23 12:43:52 UTC
Our Commissariet of Iphar lowred our taxes FROM 14% from your income to 15% from your income. Before change you pad 14%, but today you pay 15%.

In Imperial Pharmacy we lowered tax rate frm 14 to 15 and my members agree that tax rate is indeed lower than before.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#13 - 2013-01-23 12:47:43 UTC
Vaari wrote:
Our Commissariet of Iphar lowred our taxes FROM 14% from your income to 15% from your income. Before change you pad 14%, but today you pay 15%.

In Imperial Pharmacy we lowered tax rate frm 14 to 15 and my members agree that tax rate is indeed lower than before.


That's.... but... numbers... what?

What?

The third option, then?

Congratulations on breaking math!
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#14 - 2013-01-23 12:50:23 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Our Commissariet of Iphar lowred our taxes FROM 14% from your income to 15% from your income. Before change you pad 14%, but today you pay 15%.

In Imperial Pharmacy we lowered tax rate frm 14 to 15 and my members agree that tax rate is indeed lower than before.


That's.... but... numbers... what?

What?

The third option, then?

Congratulations on breaking math!


We are the Imperial Pharmacy.

Fear the God and honor the Empress!

-House Valius battle shout.
Mitara Newelle
Newelle Family
#15 - 2013-01-23 14:26:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Mitara Newelle
* Mitara smiles.

And there are those that thought it was wrong that PIE normalized relations with IPHAR...

Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
Electus Matari
#16 - 2013-01-23 20:33:41 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Vaari wrote:
Our Commissariet of Iphar lowred our taxes FROM 14% from your income to 15% from your income. Before change you pad 14%, but today you pay 15%.

In Imperial Pharmacy we lowered tax rate frm 14 to 15 and my members agree that tax rate is indeed lower than before.


That's.... but... numbers... what?

What?

The third option, then?

Congratulations on breaking math!


I believe the phrase you are looking for is "Does not compute!"

Lol

Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#17 - 2013-01-23 20:55:41 UTC
Vaari delivers, as always.

Katrina Oniseki
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#18 - 2013-01-23 23:21:18 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Yes, but you see you publicized it.

You lowered the tax rate, starting at 14%, to 15%?

That isn't a lowering, that's a raising.


You suffer from a defective memory, Winston.

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#19 - 2013-01-24 06:13:27 UTC
Every time I think you slavers have absolutely no sense of style or humor Vaari turns up to post on IGS and proves me wrong. Blink

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Streya Jormagdnir
Alexylva Paradox
#20 - 2013-01-24 06:19:43 UTC
If one pays more in taxes, then one's income is lower and thus, assuming a percantage-of-income based tithing system, might result in more net ISK.

Or our esteemed Golden Mountain, Constructor of Words and Architect of IGS Threads has indeed broken maths. If I one day have children, they will grow up learning the Varri Mathematical System and count from three to horseshoe on no less than three hands!

I am also a human, straggling between the present world... and our future. I am a regulator, a coordinator, one who is meant to guide the way.

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