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Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-01-16 06:04:53 UTC
Quote:
My Demands
From: ColonelSplendido
To: Daniel Plain
INBOX
Send 1b isk to this character within the next 24 hours or we will deploy dedicated ganking alts to end your mining operations for the next month.


I do not even know what to say.....

I should buy an Ishtar.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#2 - 2013-01-16 06:05:39 UTC
i do

GTFO

C&P --------------------------->

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#3 - 2013-01-16 06:06:59 UTC
soooo... are you implying there is crime or punishment in there somewhere?

I should buy an Ishtar.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#4 - 2013-01-16 06:08:49 UTC
Daniel Plain wrote:
soooo... are you implying there is crime or punishment in there somewhere?


no, im telling you, your tears belong in C&P not here.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Varius Xeral
Doomheim
#5 - 2013-01-16 06:08:53 UTC
I'll get them off your back for 500m.

Official Representative of The Nullsec Zealot Cabal
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#6 - 2013-01-16 06:10:54 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:
Daniel Plain wrote:
soooo... are you implying there is crime or punishment in there somewhere?


no, im telling you, your tears belong in C&P not here.

i guess the irony is too subtle. oh well.

I should buy an Ishtar.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#7 - 2013-01-16 06:13:44 UTC
Daniel Plain wrote:
Candy Oshea wrote:
Daniel Plain wrote:
soooo... are you implying there is crime or punishment in there somewhere?


no, im telling you, your tears belong in C&P not here.

i guess the irony is too subtle. oh well.


so you aren't denying the tears, just so were clear.

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#8 - 2013-01-16 06:15:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Alex Grison
TEAR VACUUM IN MD

I REPEAT WE NEED A T-VAC IN MD

yes
Tikktokk Tokkzikk
V0LTA
OnlyFleets.
#9 - 2013-01-16 07:23:11 UTC
Varius Xeral wrote:
I'll get them off your back for 500m.


Don't listen to this scammer!



This service is only worth 250m which is a price I am more than happy to do it for.
GreenSeed
#10 - 2013-01-16 08:05:50 UTC  |  Edited by: GreenSeed
Candy Oshea wrote:
Daniel Plain wrote:
soooo... are you implying there is crime or punishment in there somewhere?


no, im telling you, your tears belong in C&P not here.

what tears?



and yeah this belongs in C&P, but that's just because its the trashcan of all the other forums.



oh, and i would do it for 200m... and by doing it i mean "pretend to do it" which is more than what the others would do... you shameless thieves.Pirate
Claire Coffee
Coffee Inc
#11 - 2013-01-16 09:11:28 UTC
Offering 3 scimi shield umbrella support. For 500m Cool
Aside from all these scammers posted above, this one is legit! Bear

[b]DRINK COFFEE Do stupid things Faster with More Energy[/b]
Bob Killan
Dzark Asylum
#12 - 2013-01-16 11:14:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Bob Killan
Daniel Plain wrote:


I do not even know what to say.....


1) WCS - Warp to station
2) FInd a barge with a tank that makes it a pain to gank
3) hide in the station until the bigger kids go in for tea...
4) run to a new system and continue with your op until they relocate you however they'll probably be more inclined to ransom the miner next to you instead of hunting you down.
5) do a few missions get a few skills and keep a PvP ship/alt on standby and return the favour.
6) spend ISK on a mercenary group to help fight your wars for you.

Im sure there are more options...just use that grey matter between your ears.
Bob Killan
Dzark Asylum
#13 - 2013-01-16 11:14:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Bob Killan
edit hmm somehow managed to quote my own post, I fail at clicking.....Oops
flakeys
Doomheim
#14 - 2013-01-16 13:52:22 UTC
I'll fill the full loan ........... oh wait this ain't such a thread.

Carry on gents ....

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Barakach
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2013-01-16 17:54:26 UTC
My money maker doesn't undock.

Call his bluff if you're in highsec. Put some tank on your ships and let CONCORD do its job. If he attacks you, sell the kill-right or just randomly activate it on him.

http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Kill_rights

Ships and pods do NOT need to be destroyed for the kill right to be generated.
...
If the kill right activation does not result in a kill, then the kill right will not be spent, and will continue to be available for activation.

ANYONE in EvE will be allowed to attack him in highsec.
Kara Books
Deal with IT.
#16 - 2013-01-16 18:15:15 UTC
Step 1.
Open moderated PW protected chan force every one in there, wait for one of the harassers to show up, yes you have a spy.

Step 2.
Kick every one from corp.

Step 3.
Buy Procurers and skiffs for all members.

Step 4.
Tease enemies till they reveal where their headed next time they head to nulsec.

Step 5.
Assemble Venture/cheep fleet challenge.

Step 6.
Loot and salvage.

Step 7.
Send them mails demanding ISK or you wont let them operate for a month.
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#17 - 2013-01-17 03:17:48 UTC
thank you for all the advice. it would have been very useful, if i was in fact a miner. or was in a real corp. or had undocked in the last eighteen months. or put a skill in my queue, ever. but yea, test alliance best alliance... i guess.

I should buy an Ishtar.
Candy Oshea
Techfree Investment Group
#18 - 2013-01-17 03:33:11 UTC
Daniel Plain wrote:
thank you for all the advice. it would have been very useful, if i was in fact a miner. or was in a real corp. or had undocked in the last eighteen months. or put a skill in my queue, ever. but yea, test alliance best alliance... i guess.


do you feel cool now?

You fist pumped didn't you

iCandy  - I have accidently swallowed some Scrabble tiles, my next shit could spell disaster!
Daniel Plain
Doomheim
#19 - 2013-01-17 06:40:12 UTC
Candy Oshea wrote:
Daniel Plain wrote:
thank you for all the advice. it would have been very useful, if i was in fact a miner. or was in a real corp. or had undocked in the last eighteen months. or put a skill in my queue, ever. but yea, test alliance best alliance... i guess.


do you feel cool now?

You fist pumped didn't you

do you feel dumb now?

You just face palmed, didn't you

I should buy an Ishtar.