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Dear CCP, I need a cat.

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ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#61 - 2013-01-13 21:41:24 UTC
Who needs cats, if you can have Fedo's?Big smile

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Altessa Post
Midnight special super sexy
#62 - 2013-01-13 22:45:32 UTC
+1 for cats

And to add insult to injury you can add a cat flap to the door so that the cat can get out, although we cannot.

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Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#63 - 2013-01-13 23:44:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Wacktopia
So, when can I expect to get pu ssy in my CQ?

What?

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Juno Valerii
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2013-01-14 03:03:46 UTC
I'll take a cat..they're half-in and half-out anyway.

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bongsmoke
Visine Red
420 Chronicles of EvE
#65 - 2013-01-14 03:04:37 UTC
If i could jettison the cat and blow it to smithereens, I'd support this thread.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#66 - 2013-01-14 03:06:57 UTC
I just want to change out of this boring, smelly clothing every now and again. Also, add a laundry basket, or things will get cluttered.

Plus, since I can't get out, maybe allow me to order some take-out every now and again? Pizza, Chinese, maybe a haogie? And some beer. Gotta have the beer - this spiced wine is giving me gas. Which - with the closed doors - is hell.

Of course, my CQ is going to get a bit... Messy, if you don't let me let the janitors out of my station hold.

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Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#67 - 2013-01-14 03:11:44 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
The Captain's Quarters are too quiet. The same old crap is always on the big screens, there's nothing in the fridge and that goddamn door is still locked.

So, get me a cat.

Preferably one that likes to run around from time to time, and then sit on my lap for as long as I'm stuck on the sofa. A tabby would be nice... or a Maine Coon... something with personality... not one of those neurotic little freaks with no fur or too much inbreeding.

Oh, and a litter box... let's keep the place clean.... since the "domestics" still can't seem to get into my CQ anymore successfully than I can get out. Evil

One last thing, a small goldfish bowl with 2 or 3 goldfish happily swimming around in it... it's bad enough that I'm bored sitting around, no need to inflict that on my cat.

Please put the goldfish bowl on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

Thanks... now, get busy.

Blink

Edit:

An urgent message from JONESY

You can also try to play sims 3 or search in real life for a girl. Works perfect.
Urgg Boolean
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#68 - 2013-01-14 03:23:56 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Daimon Kaiera wrote:
Vanity pets sold for 10,000 AUR each. Let's do it. I can forsee fish that you have to feed for 500 each, dogs and cats &c. at 10,000, lizards in a cage for 2,000~, and maybe even something like a Kangaroo or giant turtle or Lion for 20,000.


Exactly... something else that CCP could use to "liberate" large quantities of ISK from overly rich players... since they are always concerned about creating necessary ISK sinks.

And while we're at it... AQUARIUMS.

Let's get some massive aquariums that "build" right into the wall of CQ's.

I'm sure various "Vanity" pricing could apply..... from the little "entry level" micro reef tanks, and right up to and including a tank full of the massive "Gen-gineered Quasi-Sharks" from Minmatar space.

What self-respecting capsuleer doesn't want one of those ? Think of the fun at feeding time. ;TwistedTwistedTwisted

I've been saving frozen corpses for just this purpose ... all we need now is a "feed mail" that gives us credit for utilizing combat victims as pet food.
Agent Trask
Doomheim
#69 - 2013-01-14 04:37:11 UTC
Skorpynekomimi wrote:


Mind you, I haven't opened the CQ in months. There might be huge mutant rats living under the sofa.


Only in Minmatar stations.

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Asuka Solo
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#70 - 2013-01-14 04:44:46 UTC
A stripper pole dancing on my little table in the cq.

kthanx

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Ocih
Space Mermaids
#71 - 2013-01-14 04:47:33 UTC
Jamyl Khanid wrote:
WiS is for pussies?
Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#72 - 2013-01-14 05:06:56 UTC
I want a dubstep parrot, so I can toss it into space.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#73 - 2013-01-14 05:08:22 UTC
I want a spider that has a french accent and is weird P

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Glathull
Warlock Assassins
#74 - 2013-01-14 05:57:08 UTC
Jayson Kassis wrote:
I wouldn't put it past CCP to implement this request. Perhaps they can name an expansion after it.





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Texty
State War Academy
Caldari State
#75 - 2013-01-14 06:04:20 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
So, get me a cat.

I'm pretty sure that they were planing to have these kind of features in CQ at first.
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#76 - 2013-01-14 06:21:54 UTC
I want a fish tank. But then I'd need a Kelly to feed my fish for me.

As for exotic dancers, why can't we have an establishment like Afterlife or Purgatory available, which we could perambulate towards at our own convenience, spending copious quantities of Aurum to keep the dancers dancing?

And it has come to my attention that EVE has no star system named "Omega". This must be fixed. Allow sovereignty holders to rename star systems.

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Dorian Mirror
Glovis Corporation
#77 - 2013-01-14 12:17:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Dorian Mirror
I'm all for Aurum-Pets! If only to see EVE in the news because someone was ganked while transporting 500 Dollars worth of cats through Null-Sec in an Atron.
Felicity Love
Doomheim
#78 - 2013-01-14 15:12:05 UTC
JONESY needs love... support this thread with a "LIKE"... do it... do it now.

You know you want to. Blink

More importantly, YOUR CAT wants you to support this thread. And you know how pissed a grumpy cat can be... make the right choice. Keep puddy happy. Blink

Thank you.

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Obax Bannon
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#79 - 2013-01-14 15:20:52 UTC
Felicity Love wrote:
Hell, I'd settle for a "channel selection" on the big screen of the CQ's...

Channel 1: fish swimming in a coral reef,

Channel 2: that uber-Xmassy log fire that never burns out,

Channel 3: High Speed planetary vehicle CONCORD chases... where they "pixel out" the faces of all those poor innocent deliquents because they have "rights".... BAH !

Blink



How about a shopping channel with Hilmar selling monacles Lol
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#80 - 2013-01-14 15:48:41 UTC
Dorian Mirror wrote:
I'm all for Aurum-Pets! If only to see EVE in the news because someone was ganked while transporting 500 Dollars worth of cats through Null-Sec in an Atron.

This is good, and should happen.

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