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The CTA of The Future

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masternerdguy
Doomheim
#1 - 2013-01-11 23:42:50 UTC
The Dust EVE link will present fascinating new battle tactics for FCs to exploreBig smile

FC: "Align planet 5 align planet 5 align planet 5 Align planet 5 align planet 5 align planet 5 planet 5 5 5 55 5 5 55 no wait planet 6 alighn planet 6..........shoot broadcasts mwd 1 cycle 1 cycle 1 cycle 1"

Dust Scout: "FC, they're taking the district we need some help."

FC: "Damn, really. Everyone grab your ps3 controllers grab your controllers grab your controllers switch to dust switch to dust switch to dust......."

EVE Scout: "FC, they're within 40km"

FC: "God dammit! MWD 1 cycle 1 cycle 1 cycle, we're shooting scimis check broadcast....WAIT YOU IDIOTS THEY'RE STILL TAKING THE DISTRICT PAY ATTENTION! SHOOT THE SCIMI AND SHOOT THAT GUY CAMPING ON THE ROOF!.........................WHY ISN'T THE SCIMI DEAD AND WHY IS HE STILL ON THE ROOF SWITCH TO THE OTHER SCIMI GO GO GO GO................MULTITASK PEOPLE! THIS ISN'T HARD! WHY AREN'T YOU BROADCASTING FOR REPS AND WHY IS HE STILL ON THE ROOF!"

Things are only impossible until they are not.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2013-01-11 23:43:25 UTC
What's a CTA?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Mag's
Azn Empire
#3 - 2013-01-11 23:44:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Mag's
James Amril-Kesh wrote:
What's a CTA?
Cat Training Academy?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2013-01-11 23:46:19 UTC
Crass Toddler Autists?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Mag's
Azn Empire
#5 - 2013-01-11 23:49:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Mag's
Crispy Toad Arms?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
#6 - 2013-01-11 23:51:29 UTC
Corporate Telephone Arrangement?

wumbo
Mag's
Azn Empire
#7 - 2013-01-11 23:54:36 UTC
Celery Tasting Authority?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2013-01-11 23:56:09 UTC
Cyclical Temporal Anomaly

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#9 - 2013-01-11 23:58:14 UTC
Creative Training Argument

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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#10 - 2013-01-11 23:58:33 UTC
Crotch Touching Assembly
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#11 - 2013-01-11 23:59:19 UTC
Carebears Transition to Alt
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#12 - 2013-01-11 23:59:49 UTC
Can't Type Anything

Profit favors the prepared
Mag's
Azn Empire
#13 - 2013-01-12 00:00:28 UTC
Crafty Touching of Ass?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2013-01-12 00:00:58 UTC
Can't They Abscond?

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
stoicfaux
#15 - 2013-01-12 00:01:52 UTC
Crowd Tasering Automation.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#16 - 2013-01-12 00:02:37 UTC
Combo Test Action?

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#17 - 2013-01-12 00:03:39 UTC
Crass Tazer Assault

Signatures should be used responsibly...
James Amril-Kesh
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#18 - 2013-01-12 00:04:44 UTC
Cancel The Arbitration

Enjoying the rain today? ;)
Nicolo da'Vicenza
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2013-01-12 00:04:47 UTC
Calling Tearfilled Autists
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#20 - 2013-01-12 00:05:23 UTC
Wonder if troll op saw this derail coming...?

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