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Quick! How do I join the Goonswarm Federation?!
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pussnheels
Viziam
#41 - 2011-10-09 12:23:12 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy. After a week it was returned to me with interest. Even better than that was how helpful they were moving all my possessions to nullsec in their jump freighters...that saved me a ton of time.



Spot the lie



Goons Delenda Est

I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#42 - 2011-10-09 13:59:44 UTC
Hint there are 97 corporations in GSF.
Pick one.

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#43 - 2011-10-09 14:01:45 UTC
pussnheels wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
When I wanted to join I had to pay a 500 million isk security deposit in case I was a spy. After a week it was returned to me with interest. Even better than that was how helpful they were moving all my possessions to nullsec in their jump freighters...that saved me a ton of time.
Spot the lie
Is it the "week" part?
The Goons being the fine and upstanding citizens they are surely did that the very next day!
Jooce McNasty
Islefive Consulting
#44 - 2011-10-09 14:12:05 UTC
Neddy Fox wrote:
Just in case OP was genuine :

You have to have a forum account for at least 6 months on somethingaweful.

From there (that forum) you will be able to read what it takes to REALLY join goons.

There is NO ingame method of joining them unless you're part of somethingaweful.



For the cost of getting a SA forum account it is worth it on that point alone, even if you have no intention of ever joining the Goons in game.

It keeps me entertained for hours while at work and at home.

Street Sweepers Tale is one of the best threads I have ever read on any forum.

Jooce
Brynhilda
Chimp Hoons Export and Expo Service
Scary Wormhole People
#45 - 2011-10-09 14:13:43 UTC
Its easy to join GoonSwarm.

Just close your eyes, fly to Delekin and scam anyone in local whose not in Goon Swarm.

How may I drug you with drugs?
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#46 - 2011-10-09 14:26:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Simetraz
Neddy Fox wrote:
Just in case OP was genuine :

You have to have a forum account for at least 6 months on somethingaweful.

From there (that forum) you will be able to read what it takes to REALLY join goons.

There is NO ingame method of joining them unless you're part of somethingaweful.



Actually this is false.
You won't be able to join Goonwaffe but as I pointed out GSF has 97 corporations in it.
You also don't have to pay to join the other corporations.

GSF like any other alliance has corporations that are invite only and others that will allow you to join if they need you.
Of course like most corporations and alliances in 0.0, it is better to know someone who is already there.

Certain GSF member corps love to troll,grief and scam people, others you won't ever hear from.
I for a fact know there are some very good corps in GSF.
You just have to be able to put up with the alliance rules, and the reputation that goes with it.
I couldn't do it, so I turned them down when asked to join.
but to each there own.

EVERYBODY KNOWS
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#47 - 2011-10-09 15:22:31 UTC
Simetraz wrote:
Hint there are 97 corporations in GSF.
Pick one.


Yes apparently none of them are personal alt corps

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Simetraz
State War Academy
Caldari State
#48 - 2011-10-09 15:30:53 UTC
Andski wrote:
Simetraz wrote:
Hint there are 97 corporations in GSF.
Pick one.


Yes apparently none of them are personal alt corps


Well Yeh thanks for stating the obvious.
And if someone is foolish enough to apply to one of them you can scam them there as well Blink

EVERYBODY KNOWS
EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#49 - 2011-10-09 19:29:01 UTC
Psychophantic wrote:
Andski wrote:
Don't listen to these idiots, I'm the only person authorized to recruit for GoonWaffe. See my title? Yeah.


Nice bio btw.

EnderCapitalG > I need to get laid. I'm turning into a bigger *******

(12:14:53 AM) the_mittani: when you gank before scouting
(12:14:56 AM) the_mittani: you gank with ******
(12:15:05 AM) the_mittani: or more accurately you flub with ******
(12:15:10 AM) the_mittani: don't be that ***


I've gotten laid exactly ONCE in the past month, and people have even commented on how much of an ******* I've been lately Oops
Landrae
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2011-10-09 21:04:41 UTC
I think Goonswarm Federation is a pretty cool guy. Eh trolls the web and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Welcome to Eve Online
Flamewave
Crimson Moon Society
#51 - 2011-10-09 21:54:29 UTC
1) Sign up to the SA forums.
2) Read the SA forums.
3) Forget GoonSwarm even exists when the SA forums are 20x more awesome.
4) ???
5) Profit!

Shocked

Lol

Some things ISK can't buy. For everything else, there's Jita.

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EnderCapitalG
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#52 - 2011-10-09 22:23:46 UTC
Flamewave wrote:
1) Sign up to the SA forums.
2) Read the SA forums.
3) Forget GoonSwarm even exists when the SA forums are 20x more awesome.
4) ???
5) Profit!

Shocked

Lol


Pretty much this. I spend my time in Serious Hardware/Software Crap and in The Firing Range.

luvguns
Lyrrashae
Hellstar Towing and Recovery
#53 - 2011-10-10 04:09:09 UTC
Send me 1 Bn. ISK, and I'll hook you up Blink

Ni.
Midnight Firestarter
Anger Management
#54 - 2011-10-10 11:10:04 UTC
Become a Dev
Thorn Galen
Bene Gesserit ChapterHouse
The Curatores Veritatis Auxiliary
#55 - 2011-10-10 11:29:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Thorn Galen
Read this carefully. Read this thoroughly. Read it again. Rinse and repeat until you can chant it like a Mantra. No really, this is "The Beginning". Whether you are ultimately recruited or not will depend on how well your comprehension is of what you read.

https://wiki.goonfleet.com/Joining_GoonWaffe_101

Follow those instructions meticulously. Post a lot (on SA Forums). Wait. Post more and more and wait more.

Plus you have to send me 500Million ISK for that link to point to the correct version of the instructions.

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