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Tired of Care-bearing your EVE carrer? Join 33RD - NULL SEC
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Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#101 - 2013-03-01 15:23:28 UTC
After a particularly successful night at the bar, a man brought a gorgeous woman back to his apartment.

On the wall, a huge gong with a mallet the size of a sledgehammer sitting next to it was right next to the wall.

"Why do you have a giant gong on your wall?" the woman asked.

"Oh that's not a gong. That's a talking clock!" he replied.

"Oh? How does that work?" she asked, clearly confused.

"Just watch!"

With that, he grabbed the mallet and smacked the gong sharply, creating a loud ringing tone.

Through the wall, they heard a voice screaming "IT'S 3 O'CLOCK IN THE F***ING MORNING!"





and...


Join the 33rd.
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#102 - 2013-03-02 08:11:20 UTC
If you haven't applied yet...today is the day.
Lupus Rexrgis
S0utherN Comfort
#103 - 2013-03-02 08:36:01 UTC
BUMP - RECRUITMENT STILL OPEN
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#104 - 2013-03-03 00:30:57 UTC
The Mom from Good Luck Charlie is smoking hot. (Yup, I'm a dad.)

Join the 33rd.
Sebastyen
Catskull Horizons
Grimskulls
#105 - 2013-03-03 12:08:54 UTC
Neuts and Reds to shoot...we got em....
faction drops and bounties galore...we got em....
ISK that rolls in like flowing water...we have it..
Pucker factor that is active 23/7...right here
a good team willing to teach and help out as long as one is willing to learn....that is the 33RD.

Follow the instructions in the first post and come out and see us in Wicked Creek.
Zuzmaw
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#106 - 2013-03-04 02:38:44 UTC
Shortbus is full.

Apply today!
Raster Arnoux
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#107 - 2013-03-05 04:01:42 UTC
Still looking for great recruits to join us down here!

I received a 300+ million ISK payout for loot we got the other day. If you're looking to learn life in nullsec and make some friends, apply today!
Sebastyen
Catskull Horizons
Grimskulls
#108 - 2013-03-05 13:16:58 UTC
We need YOU.

Competent Miners....welcome
Aspiring Industrialists....welcome
Bloodthirsty PvPers....welcome
Explorers and Ratters...welcome

We have a place for you all...just follow the instructions on the initial post in this thread and come hang out with us in Wicked Creek.

33RD for Life!!!!
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#109 - 2013-03-05 19:43:08 UTC
Come on down!
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#110 - 2013-03-06 14:39:46 UTC
Bump with minimal content.
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#111 - 2013-03-06 21:28:39 UTC
Menstruation jokes are not funny. PERIOD.

Join the 33rd.
William R Blake
We Did A Thing
#112 - 2013-03-09 10:48:33 UTC
what is your fleet main doctrine?
Cereal Kill3r
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#113 - 2013-03-17 06:36:56 UTC
still recruiting?
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#114 - 2013-03-18 13:04:48 UTC
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
still recruiting?


We might be. I will have to point Lupus to you.

Your character name is fantastic, so you have a shot.

I picture you stabbing the crap out of a box of Cheerios.
Cereal Kill3r
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#115 - 2013-03-19 08:16:49 UTC
Akanamon wrote:
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
still recruiting?


We might be. I will have to point Lupus to you.

Your character name is fantastic, so you have a shot.

I picture you stabbing the crap out of a box of Cheerios.


i never was a fan of Cheerios.... :D
Akanamon
Ralph's Monestary
#116 - 2013-03-20 13:46:32 UTC
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
Akanamon wrote:
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
still recruiting?


We might be. I will have to point Lupus to you.

Your character name is fantastic, so you have a shot.

I picture you stabbing the crap out of a box of Cheerios.


i never was a fan of Cheerios.... :D


You just went up on the list again. Humor is a plus.

I didn't talk to Lupus last night because I only got on long enough to update my skills, but I will be on tonight.
Cereal Kill3r
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#117 - 2013-03-20 22:24:52 UTC
no worries, I've been a little busy lately so I've only been on to do the same.
Sera Quinn
Overwhelmed And Undereducated
#118 - 2013-03-21 16:31:05 UTC
Akanamon wrote:
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
Akanamon wrote:
Cereal Kill3r wrote:
still recruiting?


We might be. I will have to point Lupus to you.

Your character name is fantastic, so you have a shot.

I picture you stabbing the crap out of a box of Cheerios.


i never was a fan of Cheerios.... :D


You just went up on the list again. Humor is a plus.

I didn't talk to Lupus last night because I only got on long enough to update my skills, but I will be on tonight.


It would be great if you could mention me as well; I sent Lupus an in-game mail about joining on Monday but haven't heard anything yet, didn't want to hound him but if you could let me know if I'm "under review" that would be ace! :D