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101 uses for a Dust Bunny

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Thomas Gore
Blackfyre Enterprise
#41 - 2013-01-09 06:44:37 UTC
They should be loaded in our festival launchers for a new *splat* type effect on impact.
Torakenat
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2013-01-09 06:53:32 UTC
nothing....

leave it with the rest of the remaining junk that won't sell on the market
Gilbaron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2013-01-09 07:50:37 UTC
do they actually have working genitals ? just asking
Muad 'dib
State War Academy
Caldari State
#44 - 2013-01-09 07:52:57 UTC
put them all in a freighter and tell goons where it is

Cosmic signature detected. . . . http://i.imgur.com/Z7NfIS6.jpg I got 99 likes, and this post aint one.

Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2013-01-09 12:26:02 UTC
I'd like to use him as a surf board to enter some planets atmosphere while surfing into the sunrise.

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Inquisitor Kitchner
The Executives
#46 - 2013-01-09 12:47:03 UTC
Soylent Green

"If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared." - Niccolo Machiavelli

Beta Miner
COBRA Logistics
#47 - 2013-01-09 16:21:39 UTC
Allergic reactions ... Dust makes me sneeze.

AFK Cloaking? An afk cloaker has never ganked me. In fact a cloaker at his keybourd has never ganked me either.

SpoonRECKLESS
Beach Boys
The Minions.
#48 - 2013-01-09 16:37:58 UTC
So dust bunnies will be slaves right? Or cannon fodder? And do we get into trouble if our pew pew from above kill them?

Blue

Alpheias
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#49 - 2013-01-09 16:39:54 UTC
Tell them its great that console gamers can finally be useful in a PC game.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Bucky O'Hair
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2013-01-09 16:40:33 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Anyura wrote:

2) Impale him on the front of your Phantasm and use him to scare people in the starting systems.


I vote this or strapping them to the hull "reaver" style.



I wish I could "Like" your post about a trillion times for the Firefly reference!!!

[b]We Are Ushra'Khan!

We are coming for our people.[/b]

Fractal Muse
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2013-01-09 16:43:18 UTC
Can we breed them for desireable traits?

I want floppy-eared dust bunnies.
Spacing Cowboy
Perkone
Caldari State
#52 - 2013-01-09 16:50:52 UTC
Do vivisection on them, see what happens when you use strong mindflood on something soft and smelly
Spacing Cowboy
Perkone
Caldari State
#53 - 2013-01-09 16:54:02 UTC
Strap them on the 1400mm rounds im shooting on his bro's below.
Ruskarn Andedare
Lion Investments
#54 - 2013-01-09 17:18:08 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
I'd like to use him as a surf board to enter some planets atmosphere while surfing into the sunrise.


Nice reference

I assume it'll require use of a bomber
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#55 - 2013-01-09 17:40:56 UTC
Katran Luftschreck wrote:
All jokes aside...

Ok, so it has been established that an EvE player can do orbital strikes on Dust planets. Dust planets can return fire at EvE ships in orbit. Fair enough, right?

So let's say one day you're in an unarmed hauler going to pick stuff from the local customs station when all of a sudden...

Yeah, not liking that idea.

I'd like to assume that CCP has mechanics already set to keep that from happening. I'd like to, but I won't, because we all know that no one in EvE loves tears more than CCP themselves.

I'm in the Dust beta, I am under NDA so I can't tell you exactly how it works BUT I can tell you it doesn't work this way at all.
If you sniff around I think you will find out how it works exactly.

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."

De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2013-01-09 18:02:40 UTC
Cut them in half and use them as bookends.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.

Arcaus Rotrau Romali
Empyrean Enterprise Conglomerate
#57 - 2013-01-09 18:06:31 UTC
cosmetics or cybernetics testing
Shadowschild
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2013-01-09 20:53:26 UTC
Does Dust514 offer any in game benefits to null sec players?
Sergeant Acht Scultz
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#59 - 2013-01-09 20:54:38 UTC
I can use their corpses as carpet so my ship stays clean. Downside is they stink, and hard.

removed inappropriate ASCII art signature - CCP Eterne

Devon Krah'tor
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2013-01-09 23:33:45 UTC
They may help increase the amount of moronic chat traffic in local
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