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The Devil's Warrior Alliance - HS Merc Alliance

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Starrakatt
Celtic Anarchy
Dead Terrorists
#681 - 2016-12-17 16:33:46 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months.
I'm back.

It's real hard to beat the Devil out of EVE.

Or the other way around.

WB Big smile
Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#682 - 2016-12-17 21:07:08 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
I did a terrible thing and resubbed after being gone two months.
I'm back.


You too, Omar? I upgraded my Alpha status last night. Tired of making Gallente alts just so I can fly blaster ships. It's not right, I tell ya.

Things that went boom

Storytime with Moon Moon New stories semi frequently-ish!

Promising Young Murderer, Education Appreciated.

Veine Miromme
Gallente Federation
#683 - 2016-12-18 20:56:31 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
The Devil's Warrior Alliance is a PvP alliance composed by players with solid pvp experience, and also with the skills and willingness necessary to find and destroy your enemies anywhere they hide. We offer every type of merc service. We are also willing to work with other merc alliances and corporations.

Killboard: http://www.devilswarrior.info/kb/?a=home

Contact: Lord Razpataz, Sir Tearz or Wael Hucel-Ge

Prices will be negotiated depending on the contract details, but in most cases only a flat rate fee is applied. If you would like different payment options all can be discussed and we can even work with you on a permanent basis.

We are small, but we do what we can. Even against overwhelming odds Twisted

We offer total confidentiality.

Recruitment is currently open for members and corps, but don't expect being accepted immediately if we don't know you.

"We offer every type of merc service. "
Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?

Ship Type : Out of pod (for now)

Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#684 - 2016-12-18 22:51:19 UTC
Veine Miromme wrote:

Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?


I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#685 - 2016-12-19 01:21:57 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Veine Miromme wrote:

Would that include Escort services in the right conditions?


I'll dress any way you want if you promise to buy me a McFlurry afterwards, sweetheart.

Oi I'm the official Highsec escourt boy around these parts. Just ask Tora

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#686 - 2017-01-07 16:30:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Lord Razpataz
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted
Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#687 - 2017-01-07 16:37:13 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted



Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister? Ugh
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

Lord Razpataz
Devils Rejects 666
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#688 - 2017-01-07 17:11:43 UTC
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted



Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister? Ugh

You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you?
If you had.. you would know its anything than boring.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#689 - 2017-01-08 12:07:40 UTC
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted



Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister? Ugh

You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you?
If you had.. you would know its anything than boring.

Vouch

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#690 - 2017-01-08 16:44:25 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted



Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister? Ugh

You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you?
If you had.. you would know its anything than boring.

Vouch


Slippery would be an understatement.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#691 - 2017-01-09 01:07:24 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
Vipsan Agrippa wrote:
Lord Razpataz wrote:
A Devil Chef Health tip!
In case of suprise buttsex Twisted



Not getting enough merc contracts eh Razzy, bored sitting around station with your corporation playing naked twister? Ugh

You have never attended one of our naked twister party's have you?
If you had.. you would know its anything than boring.

Vouch


Slippery would be an understatement.

I mean last time I got tangled up with you guys my deimos went missing... Lol

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Vipsan Agrippa
Machine Gun Coitus
#692 - 2017-01-09 01:17:45 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:

I mean last time I got tangled up with you guys my deimos went missing... Lol




I've heard of some giant Red Dwarfs and some humongous Black Holes, but I did not think a proctologist would pull a deimos from Morts nether region. Smile
  • Fk Bob Praise Kek! -

They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Alliances will rise and fall, but one constant in Eve is the smouldering dumpster that is C & P.

(Bob's a cuck)

renwahh
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#693 - 2017-01-20 13:48:22 UTC  |  Edited by: renwahh
Anyone got a jump starter?..

Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest

Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder Shocked
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#694 - 2017-01-20 14:53:34 UTC
renwahh wrote:
Anyone got a jump starter?..

Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest

Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder Shocked

I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair.

No really, had a black eye and everything.
Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate.
Mortlake
Somalian Coast Guard Authority
#695 - 2017-01-20 16:50:24 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
renwahh wrote:
Anyone got a jump starter?..

Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest

Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder Shocked

I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair.

No really, had a black eye and everything.
Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate.


LOL.

I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood.

I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is).

After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left.

What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him?

Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#696 - 2017-01-20 20:35:17 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
renwahh wrote:
Anyone got a jump starter?..

Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest

Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder Shocked

I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair.

No really, had a black eye and everything.
Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate.


LOL.

I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood.

I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is).

After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left.

What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him?

Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age.

I mean my first thought at a response would have been 'Sorry you aren't paying enough' so I guess he was just a little self concious

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#697 - 2017-01-20 21:42:56 UTC
Festival chair huh.... I lost a battle to the sun once.... My arm still bares a scar....Ask Kaely about it.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Jamwara DelCalicoe Ashley
New Eden Tech Support
#698 - 2017-01-24 01:54:03 UTC
Mortlake wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
renwahh wrote:
Anyone got a jump starter?..

Need to crank this impossible drive back into motion from my winters rest

Actually more of a forced rest after having a fight with a ladder Shocked

I once lost a fight to a small fold out Festival Chair.

No really, had a black eye and everything.
Apparently it was a spectacular fight given one side of it was entirely inanimate.


LOL.

I once went for hot stone treatment on my back. It was very nice except for the fact that the young gentleman who was treating me had wood.

I made some light-hearted quip about it (something along the lines of "Is that for me to bite down on?") and within seconds he'd dragged me off the bed and started swinging at me (his arms, that is).

After what seemed like forever he calmed down, most likely due to the fact that I had him in an arm lock. He apologised, I paid and I left.

What I've always wanted to know is this - was he angry because I made what could be misconstrued as a suggestion that he was gay (not bothered - quite flattered in fact), or because I'd embarrassed him?

Anyway, it's nice to know you've still got it at my age.


This is how I know our love is real.
The PitBoss
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
#699 - 2017-02-07 19:50:42 UTC
I endorse this product.

Lord Razpataz and Sir Tearz are experts at what they do and will get the job done Twisted

Confirming: The Devil's Warrior Alliance [DEVIL] currently is listed in the MERC Contracts channel and is a member in good standing.
renwahh
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#700 - 2017-03-09 08:57:40 UTC
Dun Dun Duuuunnnnnnnn!!!

On the verse of Trainspotting ill just leave this here


Choose Avatar. Choose a Skill. Choose a career. Choose a Corp. Choose a fking big ship, choose guns, web, warp scramblers and ECCM mods. Choose clone, Attributes, and Skill Plan. Choose fixed Bookmarks in space. Choose a System. Choose your friends. Choose Missions and PVP. Choose an alliance with ship fking replacement. Choose Manufacturing and wondering who the fk you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that chair watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing mining ops, stuffing fking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, wishing yourself you could quit, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fked up brats you spawned when you podded back to station.Choose your Alpha.

Choose EvE.

On lighter note Devils taking on contracts.