Out of Pod Experience

Snippets from his and Gene Siskel's reviews of Bad Movies over the years:


"This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't below the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with barrels. -"Freddy Got Fingered ""


"As Torquemada, the inquisitor, Brando sulks about the set looking moody and delivering his lines with the absolute minimum of energy necessary to be audible. He's phoned in roles before, but this was the first time I wanted to hang up. -- "Christopher Columbus: The Discovery""

"Here it is at last, the first 150-minute trailer. "Armageddon" is cut together like its own highlights. -- "Armageddon""


""Pearl Harbor' is a two-hour movie squeezed into three hours, about how on Dec. 7, 1941, the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle."


http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2011/12/test_in_the_meadow.html



edit: It's a rather massive list. A good hour of entertainment.