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So glad we have none of this in our corp
Daily bump : )

They say that when some body loves you they dont need to say it because it shows in what they do
So virkman please stop sending me flowers and chocolates duder

Afew more have swung our way
Come on guys if you have read this far then you deserve to be in this great corp....

So recently Lee Boots was in the process of recruiting people/corporatioins AND a real lady didn't want to call him a "Naught Boy" on command. She was playing hard to get! Quite frusterating for most men. But where most lesser men would have given up or played nice in the attempt to get on her good graces, that is not our fearless leader Lee! He just turned to her and said "I'm the Drone master *****. Now look at my Dam and winky" (In an English accent of course).

Needless to say she caved in and couldn't resist him. She wouldn't stop calling him a "Naught Boy" ever since. At first it was entertaining but now it is just getting annoying. But the moral of the story is our leader Lee is able to get what he wants. Which is what makes him a great leader. Come join us and watch Lee Boots command the recapture of the British Empire again but this time in Space. Apply now or become an enslaved colony. Cheers

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Rumtin entered the hanger where the mining barge was held. The barge was powered up and ready to go, Aura’s voice came over the com, “Ships power systems are already.” Rumtin had a image of the ship on his Nerocam palm pilot, reading the ships diagnostics. “Check the connection on that Survey Scanner; it might need to be re-calibrated.” Rumtin ordered. “Would you like me to have the technicians investigate it before departure?” Aura asked. “No, they’re too standard; they easily over look things that could lead to potential malfunctions later. I’ll have to take a look at it later after I get to my destination.” He answered casually. Rumtin walked to his Capsule as he started to undress to his underwear, he placed his clothes in a small side slot next to the capsules pilot seat. He grabbed the connecting cable and attached it to the small plug in ports at the base of his skull on the back of his neck as he entered the Capsule. There was a slight jolt through his body as the power to the Capsule turned online. The Capsule Bio Fluid began to flood the capsule as the three doors began to close. The capsule lifted to the large mining barge ship as it entered in the ship and locked into place. The power to the ship turned on as the capsule connected to the ship and synchronized. The long 404 meter long vessel turned and approached the exit to the station. The vessel cleared the station with no problems, as Rumtin opened the link to the Alliance com channel, the com channel was full of chatter about several different things. He broadcasted “This is Rumtin, requesting a scout to the MJI3-8 solar system please.” There was a slight pause in the alliance com channel as he waited. A young girl with platinum white hair, perfectly cut and shaped, with smooth silky skin with dark colored lip stick surrounding a cute sharp smile answered Rumtin’s request. “Hi Rumtin.” She said with a slight smile, confident and cool. “Hi Frolyn.” Rumtin answered with a slight blush. “I heard you needed a scout?” she said with an enthusiastic voice. “Yeah, that’s correct; would you be able to help me with that?” Rumtin asked. “I sure can.” She answered excitedly. Her ship turned as if it was a sword being swung to chop an opponent in half, and initated warp drive towards the star gate, she jumped through as soon as she dropped out of warp drive. Rumtin followed in his mining barge, over the alliance com Rumtin heard “System’s all clear.” Frolyn called out. The escort scouting went with no hassel, as they finally reached MJI3-8 with no incidents. Frolyn’s voice came over the com’s channel again. “All clear Rumtin, have fun out here.” She said with a smile as she warped off to travel back to J-Gamp.

Rumtin warped to the local station, Aura going through the usual protocols for docking procedures. The factory station was loud as ever with announcements and chatter. As the mining barge docked, the capsule disconnected from the vessel and hovered down towards the landing platform connecting to the captain’s quarters. The capsule pod fluid drained, Rumtin grabbed towels an

There once was a ugly duckiling
Its feathers all stubby and brown
along comes lee boots loads his guns and shoots
And mows that f*cking ugly duck down.....

Rumtins story seems to be getting very interesting : ) nice work there..

And i WILL be called a naughty boy............
You hear me? i WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, now you all can see that not only are we awesome, have a sense of humor and enjoy ourselves but we also have many elegant wordsmiths in this corporation. Mostly, all one will hear in recruitment threads is one blanket statement and followed in subsequent posts with the over used word "Bump". I think there are only a few appropriate ways to use the word "Bump":

1. If "Bump" is used in a well written post to contextualize the reason for the post

2. If "Bump" is used in TS during a gate camp or other PvP excursions to order a fellow member to get an enemy off of the gate so we can kill them

3. If "Bump" is used in any tense to describe what one has done or is going to do in their spare time outside of Eve (usually used in but not limited to a sexual context).

Am I missing anything? Don't think so but open to suggestions from our corporation mates or YOU, yes you (the one reading this and thinking whether you should join us or not. How can you NOT WANT TO after the way Cerlin put it? Shortest post on here and straight to the point of our awesomeness.)

Well, my duck is getting cold. Even you can get some, if you come to the station while it lasts. Yes, it's true, Lee Boots does share. It might have been an ugly duckling but it makes a wonderful snack.

Life is about kicking arse not kissing it..

When you look up the leadership tree all you see are arseholes : )

The people higher up the tree just have further to fall then you..

All these are true statements..

But dont forget when you are at the top your sh*t only falls downwards.

Yarrrhhhh

Hans christian Anderson once said..

I love children,,

Fly safe..

Why does Lee Boots wear a kilt?















Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

I honestly cant believe that some people are reading this thread all the way through ..

Well congratz to you guys that do..
They are the ones that are putting applications into corp and joining our great crusade...
Why dont you do the same thing and come a join IMPTECH channel have a chat,,
Now for some thing funny...

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In all my years of playing online games, how many corporations/guilds watch The Highlander on their systems projector system whle having wargames and finding ships to kill? Just our Corp!

What else happened in our corp today? Well if you're not part of it, you missed:

- Someone declaring that they are 'easy'

- Someone admitting they had spent all their isk on **** and lolly pops"

- Lastely someone gave the individual with all the "**** and lolly pops" an old decrepit space van to use anyway seen fit, but probably just to lure children adn space animals to the van.

See how much fun we have in just a day. And it's only the afternoon. Get a hold of Lee Boots or anyone else ASAP.

Beer time, cheers.