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NEED DONATIONS - The Zol Interbottom Almost Entirely Not For Profit Exotic Dancer Christmas Charity
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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#1 - 2012-12-19 07:41:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Zol Interbottom
This Christmas, when you are enjoying your brand new Dragoon as it spins around in your hanger, give a thought to those less fortunate, those without exceedingly large numbers of Exotic Dancers.

The Zol Interbottom Exotic Dancer Christmas Charity aims to bring Exotic Dancers to those less fortunate this Christmas and ensure that everyone can have a pleasant and Exotic Dancer filled celebration.

Donations can be sent to me, Zol Interbottom, with the reason "Zol Interbottom Exotic Dancer Christmas Charity", all money donated will be available in a spreadsheet to check the finances of the organisation and to ensure that i am not spending it on Exotic Dancers and drugs for myself.

If you find youself in need of Exotic Dancers this christmas, send me an EVE mail and i will set up a contract to provide you with as many Exotic Dancers as deemed necessary, due to this being a not for profit donation based charity there is expected to be large shortages in supply.

Please, think about those less fortunate this Christmas, think about those without large numbers of Exotic Dancers.

All finances can be seen here
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AkRfX8xzASBddFBXT2FVUmZhX1VkLWlyaDV4cUp6UlE&output=html

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#2 - 2012-12-19 08:16:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
The Exotic Dancers Union will monitor this activities very carefully. There are massive concernes among the workforce of our industry regarding pricedumping, work times, health insurance and unfair employment contracts in general.

We are also disapointed that you didn't contact us directly and we had to learn about this in a public forum. That's not a good start for a long-term business relationship. Our lawyers (and mercenaries) are ready to intervene if this "Charity" gets out of control.

Rovinia

CEO of the Exotic Dancers Union
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#3 - 2012-12-19 08:18:50 UTC
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Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#4 - 2012-12-19 09:03:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Zol Interbottom
Rovinia wrote:
The Exotic Dancers Union will monitor this activities very carefully. There are massive concernes among the workforce of our industry regarding pricedumping, work times, health insurance and unfair employment contracts in general.

We are also disapointed that you didn't contact us directly and we had to learn about this in a public forum. That's not a good start for a long-term business relationship. Our lawyers (and mercenaries) are ready to intervene if this "Charity" gets out of control.

Rovinia

CEO of the Exotic Dancers Union


This is a charity event, all proceeds will go to hiring of Exotic Dancers for those in need, i have no intention of damaging your control over the market or conditions

No disrespect intended

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#5 - 2012-12-19 10:17:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Sounds good. Help us to keep (and even improve) the high quality standards in our business by hireing only Union-certified workforce for your project.

In favour of the charitable character of your action, we are pleased to give you a discount of 5% on the union dues. Please contact me to discuss the terms of payment soon!
dethleffs
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#6 - 2012-12-19 12:00:50 UTC
As a perpetually space-poor pirate I want to thank mr Interbottom for making this charity possible.

I am now the owner of 5 (five) fabulous exotic dancers to keep in my atrons quaters while I patrol the spacelanes.

Thanks a million!
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#7 - 2012-12-19 13:09:42 UTC
I approve of this service or product.

Posessing an adequate number of Exotic Dancers*, I have a warm and properly-entertained holiday season planned for myself. It didn't occur to me to think of the poorer cousins amongst the Capsuleer population until I stumbled upon this advert. Certainly, this service will spread Festival cheer amongst the lower quarters of the stations.



*Union-Certified. No scabs here!

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#8 - 2012-12-19 14:30:13 UTC
Exotic dancers keep the corpses company.
BadAssMcKill
Aliastra
#9 - 2012-12-19 15:09:50 UTC
Do you take donations of excess Exotic Dancers?
Zol Interbottom
Blimp Requisition Services
#10 - 2012-12-20 01:05:42 UTC
BadAssMcKill wrote:
Do you take donations of excess Exotic Dancers?


the Organisation excepts donations of ISK or Dancers, however we only accept them at major trading hubs as of right now

"If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba
Empress Siri
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2012-12-20 01:28:58 UTC
Give me some iskies and I will dance for ya

Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#12 - 2012-12-20 01:41:30 UTC
This is a great idea. Just don't be surprised if you get contacted by the EOFJ (Equal Opportunities For Janitors) legal group. They are touchy on this stuff I've heard.

Profit favors the prepared
Capt Starfox
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2012-12-20 01:50:37 UTC
Zol Interbottom wrote:
Exotic Dancers and drugs

Sounds like a great ChristmasRoll

Abandon all hope ye who x up in fleet
Santa Spirit
Christmas Spirit and Goodwill Toward Man
#14 - 2012-12-20 01:58:30 UTC
briliant!

Please come join the fun Dec 14th., 2017 Find the details [HERE] when the post is made
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#15 - 2012-12-20 11:12:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
As a result of successful negotiations with "The Zol Interbottom Exotic Dancer Christmas Charity" (TZIBEXDCC) and the "Exotic Dancers Union" (EX.U), we are proud to announce our support for this Charity event. It's now fully certified by the Union!

Even if our employees have to make lot's of overtime and won't be able to see their families at christmas, we thank Zol for his cooperation and constant efforts in making New Eden an a little bit better place for all of us.

In order to experience the maximum enyoiment from this event, it's necessary to obey the following rules when dealing with our employees:

- protect yourself (no, we don't speak about firearms here)
- No food after midnight
- No bright light
- No wat... uh no, let's skip that one...
- No phrases like "Torpedo launched!", "See, MY Avatar CAN dock!" or "Entering Wormhole now!" when interacting with our employees - It's NOT funny!

Thank you for your understanding and have a nice Christmas!
Katran Luftschreck
Royal Ammatar Engineering Corps
#16 - 2012-12-20 14:13:33 UTC
Rovinia wrote:
The Exotic Dancers Union will monitor this activities very carefully.


Let me guess, checking for holes? Roll

http://youtu.be/t0q2F8NsYQ0