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Why do explosions sounds like door slams now?

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Invisusira
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#1 - 2012-12-16 21:24:06 UTC
No seriously, I feel like I'm in a Taylor Swift song or something. y u do CCP.
Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-12-16 21:30:34 UTC
What a new & exciting topic.

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Sentamon
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2012-12-16 21:34:26 UTC
It's a bug, or insanity.

Put World Sounds down to 0 to make the pain go away.

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Tee Kay Solus
Poseidon Industries And Trading
#4 - 2012-12-16 21:47:53 UTC
I enjoy the sound as you enter warp more!

Sounds like you`re slurping last tablespoon of soup from a plate and you`re trying to catch that last noodle as it`s about to slip away from your mouth.

Besides this and already mentioned "door slamming" i enjoy the new expansion !

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Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#5 - 2012-12-16 21:52:17 UTC
It sounds more like a hissing snake or something to me.

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2012-12-16 21:52:52 UTC
opening cargo sounds like the intro to an Akon beat, and makes me want to say "convict..."
J3ssica Alba
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2012-12-16 21:53:43 UTC
Through a convergence of quantum particles and higgs boson particles that are created in the fiery plasma of the explosion as the warp drive detonates, the door in the captains quarters opens for a split second and then slams shut. Scientists all across New Eden are now studying this weird effect.
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Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#8 - 2012-12-16 22:03:06 UTC
"its a soda bottle exploding in a bathroom far, far away"

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#9 - 2012-12-16 22:08:17 UTC
stop complaining. you can't hear anything in space, to be honest. so all these "sounds" you don't like...aren't even real. they are in your head! have a good day! Big smile
MadMuppet
Critical Mass Inc
#10 - 2012-12-16 23:04:09 UTC
I always feel like a census person in Afghanistan asking the Taliban how many terrorists are in each cave and they slam the door on me. Like others have said, if they were going to change the sounds they should have added more control of the sounds as well.

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baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2012-12-16 23:14:13 UTC
What I want to know is who was it blowing down the cardbord tube to make the gate jump noiseLol
Leah Solo
Lag No Use
#12 - 2012-12-16 23:33:33 UTC
What cartboard tube? Dude, it's the magician casting a spell..so we should all really blame Merlin.
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#13 - 2012-12-16 23:43:17 UTC
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Acac Sunflyier
The Ascended Academy
#14 - 2012-12-16 23:48:45 UTC
You do realize that space is a vacuum and sound waves cannot travel through vacuum? The fact that there is any sound at all should be the real annoyance.
Evei Shard
Shard Industries
#15 - 2012-12-16 23:55:37 UTC
Invisusira wrote:
No seriously, I feel like I'm in a Taylor Swift song or something. y u do CCP.


It's just CCP trolling everyone who supported WiS, reminding them about the door in the CQ. Big smile

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Usagi Toshiro
Strategic Exploration and Development Corp
Silent Company
#16 - 2012-12-17 00:47:35 UTC
Tee Kay Solus wrote:
I enjoy the sound as you enter warp more!

Sounds like you`re slurping last tablespoon of soup from a plate and you`re trying to catch that last noodle as it`s about to slip away from your mouth.

Besides this and already mentioned "door slamming" i enjoy the new expansion !


Ayup. >.<

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Mallak Azaria
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-12-17 00:59:53 UTC
Acac Sunflyier wrote:
You do realize that space is a vacuum and sound waves cannot travel through vacuum? The fact that there is any sound at all should be the real annoyance.


This is explained in 'Wet Grave'.

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#18 - 2012-12-17 02:31:38 UTC
in addition: i like taylor swift. Cool
Merouk Baas
#19 - 2012-12-17 02:32:26 UTC
To remind you to play the game responsibly.

Play too much and you'll hear doors slam RL as your SO leaves you.

Or something.
Marr Aridia
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2012-12-17 02:46:32 UTC
Invisusira wrote:
No seriously, I feel like I'm in a Taylor Swift song or something. y u do CCP.


I hate this sound.. along with all of the other sounds recently 'updated' in EVE.

Very disappointed.
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