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What's in the ******* box CCP?

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The Protato
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#21 - 2012-12-15 17:57:32 UTC
Wait, what box?
Azriel Geist
Pure Victory
#22 - 2012-12-15 18:03:13 UTC
Eve has boxes?
Robus Muvila
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#23 - 2012-12-15 18:26:28 UTC
The developer smiled slyly as he hit the enter key on his machine and the Christmas presents were distributed across new eden, he hoped everyone enjoyed their Iron Charge S, they hadn't done anything to deserve more anyway

TMC Senior Developer http://themittani.com - Because EvE has needed a proper news site for ages
loki energon
Anasazi Wanderratter's Social Club
#24 - 2012-12-15 18:49:32 UTC
a nice soft towel.

kill em all.
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
#25 - 2012-12-15 20:19:14 UTC
I know what's not in the box... Me.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#26 - 2012-12-15 20:23:42 UTC
Random stuff.

Each one is unique. I'm hoping mine has shoes.
Opertone
State War Academy
Caldari State
#27 - 2012-12-15 20:54:41 UTC
inflatable GF?

This post sums up why the 'best' work with DCM inc.

WARP DRIVE makes eve boring

really - add warping align time 300% on gun aggression and eve becomes great again
John Caligan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2012-12-15 20:56:30 UTC
You remember how in old cartoons like Tom and Jerry there's always be that box where one of the characters opens it and a spring-loaded boxing glove springs out and hits them in the face?

Yup.
No More Heroes
Boomer Humor
Snuffed Out
#29 - 2012-12-15 20:56:59 UTC
Eric Ryan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2012-12-15 21:56:49 UTC
It's a Templar, the amarr fighter. Its a combat drone used by carriers.
Zack Korth
Livid CO.
#31 - 2012-12-15 23:16:02 UTC
its the suspense thats killin me!
Perihelion Olenard
#32 - 2012-12-15 23:16:58 UTC
What is this thread?
Luke Visteen
#33 - 2012-12-15 23:19:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Luke Visteen
Hannott Thanos wrote:
What is it?!


**** in a box ofc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

.
Zack Korth
Livid CO.
#34 - 2012-12-15 23:20:18 UTC
lol wifes head.. more eve
Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2012-12-15 23:40:02 UTC
Skydell wrote:
Random stuff.

Each one is unique. I'm hoping mine has shoes.


Actually, your box is tight, wet and tastes yummy.

Don't ban me, bro!
EvEa Deva
Doomheim
#36 - 2012-12-16 03:46:23 UTC
Himnos Altar
An Errant Venture
#37 - 2012-12-16 03:50:29 UTC
Malgaran wrote:
Tuxford looking quizzacally at the plug he just unplugged?


with the caption "my bad.

Rest assured I'm being ridiculed by my co-workers."
Cataca
Aspiring Nomads
#38 - 2012-12-16 04:27:05 UTC
Sarmea Moon wrote:
Schrodinger's Cat.


So best case, its a dead cat, worst case its one really pissed of cat and some poison gas?

I think i will pass on that one.
Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2012-12-16 04:48:59 UTC
Well if it's a box unlike any we've seen before, I have to ask, will it fit inside a compression container?

Must put box inside compression container inside ship inside maintenance bay, and another inside compression container inside courier contract inside corporate hanger....ON THE SAME SHIP AT ONCE!!!

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#40 - 2012-12-16 07:17:29 UTC
Chribba wrote:
boots.ini


Funny thing is they are already listed in the market...

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."