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Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#1 - 2011-10-06 15:24:18 UTC
As of today, I have assumed absolute control over the Ushra'Khan alliance. This may not come as a surprise due to my longtime membership as an officer and the natural aura of superiority and leadership of those of my race, but what may not be expected is what I do next.

On my orders, all Ushra'Khan isk reserves, alliance assets and capital and supercapital fleets are currently being contracted to the Ministry of War. The vast majority of the tens of thousands of Ushra'Khan non-capsuleer personnel are being detained and awaiting transfer to the Amarrian Civic Court where they will receive summary judgment for crimes of terrorism and possibly be enslaved or executed. Within 24 hours, the Ushra'Khan alliance will be wiped from the Concord registry.

In addition to this, within 72 hours embedded sleeper agents within several other pro-Minmatar corporations and alliances will be conducting similar albiet less intensive operations under my direction.

I will make no apology for what I do now, nor for my past perceived debauchery, piracy and criminal behavior. Everything I have done, I have done under orders, for I am an agent of the most holy Amarr Empire and I have always been so.

Amarr Victor
Graelyn
Aeternus Command Academy
#2 - 2011-10-06 15:38:27 UTC
Hmm.

Cardinal Graelyn

Amarr Loyalist of the Year - YC113
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#3 - 2011-10-06 15:44:45 UTC
I'm confused..

Not sure if this is Kazzzi messing around again, or if he's serious.
Not sure what to think if he is serious.

Pretty much just confused.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

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Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
#4 - 2011-10-06 15:46:25 UTC
Does this mean that the weekly IGS summaries will stop?
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#5 - 2011-10-06 15:50:36 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:
As of today, I have assumed absolute control over the Ushra'Khan alliance. This may not come as a surprise due to my longtime membership as an officer and the natural aura of superiority and leadership of those of my race, but what may not be expected is what I do next.

On my orders, all Ushra'Khan isk reserves, alliance assets and capital and supercapital fleets are currently being contracted to the Ministry of War. The vast majority of the tens of thousands of Ushra'Khan non-capsuleer personnel are being detained and awaiting transfer to the Amarrian Civic Court where they will receive summary judgment for crimes of terrorism and possibly be enslaved or executed. Within 24 hours, the Ushra'Khan alliance will be wiped from the Concord registry.

In addition to this, within 72 hours embedded sleeper agents within several other pro-Minmatar corporations and alliances will be conducting similar albiet less intensive operations under my direction.

I will make no apology for what I do now, nor for my past perceived debauchery, piracy and criminal behavior. Everything I have done, I have done under orders, for I am an agent of the most holy Amarr Empire and I have always been so.

Amarr Victor


*Astrid comes on-screen with barely-controlled fury*

You sat at our tables, you ate our food, you mouthed words of friendship and comradeship, and now you betray the Matari, and those that you called 'friend', for your own selfish ends.

What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?

Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#6 - 2011-10-06 15:50:59 UTC
Arkady Sadik wrote:
Does this mean that the weekly IGS summaries will stop?


Yes, once my work is done here, I aim to retire quietly on the planet Kaztropol and spend the rest of my days reading scripture and hunting red breasted mountain wombats with the aid of my loyal slaver hounds.
Arkady Sadik
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2011-10-06 15:52:57 UTC
Kazzzi wrote:
Yes, once my work is done here, I aim to retire quietly on the planet Kaztropol and spend the rest of my days reading scripture and hunting red breasted mountain wombats with the aid of my loyal slaver hounds.
A pity, that. I really liked them.
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#8 - 2011-10-06 15:55:56 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?


Due to my wealth, I waived the pension anyone of my rank deserves. Personal satisfaction based on serving the Empire dutifully and honorably are payment enough.
ValentinaDLM
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#9 - 2011-10-06 16:05:17 UTC
If this is true, good for you Kazzi.
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#10 - 2011-10-06 16:06:58 UTC
If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one.

Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
Kazzzi
Heathen Legion
Iron Men of the Hood
#11 - 2011-10-06 16:23:30 UTC
Rodj Blake wrote:
If this is true Kazzzi, then your victory is a dishonourable one.


Not in the eyes of our most glorious Empire and her eminence, the Empress!
Myrhial Arkenath
Perkone
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-10-06 16:26:50 UTC
If that's a joke, it's a bit bland. And if not, that's just plain sad. Yes, due to my affiliations I'm not exactly on the best terms with all things Matari, but ugh, space would be very dull without U'K.

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Jade Constantine
Jericho Fraction
The Star Fraction
#13 - 2011-10-06 16:34:13 UTC
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Vallek Arkonnis
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2011-10-06 16:37:52 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:

What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?

Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act.


That's proportionate.. Shall I order some random slaves beaten every time you say an unkind word about our Holy Empire? I don't agree with victory through treachery either, but at least keep your wrath aimed at those who are responsible, lest you become worse than your enemies.

Pretty brazen, Kazzzi, I must give you that.
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#15 - 2011-10-06 16:38:56 UTC
Myrhial Arkenath wrote:
If that's a joke, it's a bit bland. And if not, that's just plain sad. Yes, due to my affiliations I'm not exactly on the best terms with all things Matari, but ugh, space would be very dull without U'K.


And if it is a joke, it's in extremely poor taste.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Grideris
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-06 16:41:19 UTC
My word. I don't know whether to be more surprised at the idea that Kazzzi could be handing over U'K to the Ministry of War, or that Jade managed to make a single word post.

I still reckon that Kazzzi is trying to pulling the rug over everyone's eyes though. Just seems a bit crazy, not to mention that no one in U'K I've talked to seems to be panicking.

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Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#17 - 2011-10-06 16:49:41 UTC
Vallek Arkonnis wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:

What was your price, slaver? How much was the Council paying you?

Because I promise you that I will extract equal payment in Amarrian blood for this cowardly act.


That's proportionate.. Shall I order some random slaves beaten every time you say an unkind word about our Holy Empire? I don't agree with victory through treachery either, but at least keep your wrath aimed at those who are responsible, lest you become worse than your enemies.

Pretty brazen, Kazzzi, I must give you that.


Lest you forget, I suffered under the so-called 'benevolence' of the Empire. Kazzzi now intends to deliver our people back into the hands of those that first enslaved them.

If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.

Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.

Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....
Vaari
Imperial Pharmacy
#18 - 2011-10-06 16:55:39 UTC
Imperial Pharmacy could use some of the UK's wealth. I will put in on good use.

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Vallek Arkonnis
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-10-06 17:02:48 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:

If it's a joke, it's in poor taste. If it's serious, then I stand by my word: I will take payment from Amarr in blood for every soul that was betrayed by his actions.

Yes, it's a proportionate response; a life for a life. The lives you take will, in turn, be taken from you in equal measure. If you want to kill a hundred, you must be prepared to lose a hundred of your own. If you kill a thousand, equal numbers of your own people will die.

Eventually, the cost will outweigh the potential gain.


So treachery justifies indiscriminate vengeance taking the place of justice? Interesting. Returning sin for sin only begets sinners. If you ever meet your end, I pray God is more merciful to you in death than you were in life.
Rek Jaiga
Teraa Matar
#20 - 2011-10-06 17:09:01 UTC
I share Kala's confusion....


Does this mean I can have your stuff?
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