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Eurydia Vespasian Storm Hunters Likes received: 18,737	#161 - 2012-12-29 18:08:02 UTC 2 thread is starting to get odd. lol!

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic 114,583
Krixtal Icefluxor INLAND EMPIRE Galactic Likes received: 114,583	#162 - 2012-12-29 18:10:27 UTC 2 Apparently 9 pages of advice is not working out too well. "He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Surfin's PlunderBunny

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#163 - 2012-12-29 20:03:14 UTC

Chribba wrote:

All of these suggestions are great, but so far all I got was this lousy restraining order? Did I miss a step somewhere?

/c

Did you molest her dog? Without the visual aid of what you're planning she might have taken it the wrong way

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff

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Calapine Xeno Tech Corp Likes received: 347	#164 - 2012-12-30 01:56:08 UTC \| Edited by: Calapine 3 Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question: How does one get a boyfriend? I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right? Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. *Pain is short, and joy is eternal.*


Surfin's PlunderBunny Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic Likes received: 29,245	#165 - 2012-12-30 02:12:40 UTC 1 Calapine wrote: Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. Well... that's really not that important "Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has? http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#166 - 2012-12-30 02:38:55 UTC

Calapine wrote:

Well, now that the OPs question is sucessfully solved, lets answer the next question:

How does one get a boyfriend?

I heard personality is key...thats what men are after, right?

Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone.

I sorta hinted at that on Page 1: Post 18

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Telegram Sam

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#167 - 2012-12-30 03:21:16 UTC

Calapine wrote:

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So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly things.

Telegram Sam

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#168 - 2012-12-30 03:35:48 UTC

Telegram Sam wrote:

Calapine wrote:

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So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly, immature monitor-staring things.

Surfin's PlunderBunny

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#169 - 2012-12-30 04:07:38 UTC

Telegram Sam wrote:

Calapine wrote:

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So far, the panel is stumped. More info is needed. We can't imagine why you'd want one of those hairy, smelly things.

I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy and seem to have a rather pleasant smell. Also they seem like they would be easy to pick up if I ever decided to patron their establishment.

Just do what I did that apparently makes you very attractive.

Let a ghey give you fashion advice and listen to it.

Go to a "salon" and get a "stylist" to make your hair better (they can do it, it's magic!)

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff

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Eurydia Vespasian Storm Hunters Likes received: 18,737	#170 - 2012-12-30 05:22:07 UTC 1 Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: Go to a "salon" and get a "stylist" to make your hair better (they can do it, it's magic!) more guys should go to the salon! and stop cutting their hair off so short. long hair is sexy!

Rain6635

GoonWaffe

Goonswarm Federation

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#171 - 2012-12-30 06:19:09 UTC | Edited by: Rain6635

//serious reply mode: on//

magic words: at the first opportunity or urge, be honest. try something like

"I want to _____ your _____ " (hint: it is not "meet" and "parents")

work these into your vocab, even on day 1:

"sup"
"heyyy"
"I feel like I know you." ('from where?') "MY DREAMS"
"marry me"
"I love you, girl"
"how... are you so cute."
"hi, you're beautiful."
"i want to touch you with my mouth"

whatever she says, your response is,"that doesn't sound like 'i love you.' say it with me: 'I love you.'"

lose weight, drive a cool car, wear clean clothes, shave, bathe often, OH ... this is my secret weapon:

pass her a folded note, that inside says something inconsequential like "hey." or "sup?"

----- or -------

"hey this is just trash, will you throw it away for me?" but by that point she's given herself away with her expression when you handed it to her.

also have your own place, pretty much any form of privacy.

ummm... my latest fling is this 19 yr old who accepted a random invitation after class, to a gathering of friends of mine, then came back to my place with me (and my buddies) for whatever. then she asked to see my room, IN WHICH I HAD ONLY A COT, LIKE THE CAMPING ONES? cuz I had just moved back after leaving the army (us army)... and we sat down and she said,"what do you wanna do?"

and I said,"play doctor"

she said,"how do you play that? show me?"

aaaaaaaaand I got laid on my cot. in my empty, undecorated room.

//end serious reply mode//

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Rain6635

GoonWaffe

Goonswarm Federation

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#172 - 2012-12-30 06:36:14 UTC | Edited by: Rain6635

now, about the girlfriend thing. I'm assuming that means commitment.

-=IN MY OPINION:=-

the thing about commitment is... we think it's a good thing, and that it's something we want, but really, we're incapable of it.

it's a sentiment that's sorta like when people go,"if I had ten million dollars, i would TOTALLY donate most of it to charity."

it's a nice thought, but it's not real.

-SO- the solution to all this is, once you start getting yourself laid, right, you don't call them or see them more than once a week. it keeps them wanting to see you(first of all), and you won't be the reason they have the realization that,"oh crap, i guess i didn't want to commit to someone after all."

win win.

cast your net far and wide, don't tie yourself down to a girlfriend it is fail

i'm not that great, brother, so it's a good thing that some things are fun the first time around, no matter how disappointing it turns out to be

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Rain6635

GoonWaffe

Goonswarm Federation

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#173 - 2012-12-30 07:12:49 UTC

Arpu Shigura wrote:

I don't think an alpha male would be a selfish scumbag.

As a matter of fact, when I consider the most basic needs - like the theory does - I actually want my alpha male to be nurturing as well as assertive and strong. After all he has to hunt for me when I'm weak after childbirth and busy with breastfeeding, he has to defend my children based on his own motivation and I generally want him to have my back and protect me against nature's dangers or other humans who want to kill my children so they can have a higher chance for their own offspring to prosper.

That whole theory sounds a lot like middle aged men defending the fact that they let themselves go, become fat and boring and then say it's the women's fault who turned them into "betas".

If you think you're on the right track by being a selfish abusive prick, then you might eventually realize how all the women who are attracted to you are damaged goods who have serious abuse issues in their childhood, and while they might even be easy on the eyes they are certainly not alpha females.

TL;DR DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING THEY SAY.

Arpu Shigura wrote:

Confirming, I am unstable, insane and sociopathic. All men should stay away from me, especially the ones playing EVE and particularly the ones offering advice in this thread.

are you my ex-wife

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Zol Interbottom Blimp Requisition Services Likes received: 354	#174 - 2012-12-30 07:20:11 UTC 1 Arpu Shigura wrote: Confirming, I am unstable, insane and sociopathic. All men should stay away from me, especially the ones playing EVE and particularly the ones offering advice in this thread. well at least you dont sound boring, but then again crazy is my thing "If you're quitting for the 3rd time you clearly ain't quitting" - Chribba

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Herzog Wolfhammer Sigma Special Tactics Group Likes received: 8,697	#175 - 2012-12-30 11:21:05 UTC 1 Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: Calapine wrote: Edit: Also having a pulse is important. Very beneficial when trying to woo someone. Well... that's really not that important Pulse? I never even have time to check for that. Bring back DEEEEP Space!

Mizhir

Devara Biotech

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#176 - 2012-12-30 11:27:27 UTC

Calapine wrote:

You are a gamer chick. You are worth your own weight in gold.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#177 - 2012-12-30 12:03:00 UTC

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy ......

Let me tell you about the Lone Star Saloon here in San Francisco.

Also, the Kevin Smith produced documentary Bear Nation.

Apparently it's a TV series now too: http://www.logotv.com/video/bear-nation/1649850/playlist.jhtml

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Surfin's PlunderBunny

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#178 - 2012-12-30 14:02:59 UTC

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy ......

Well, 1:32 there is 100% pure nightmare fuel Shocked

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff

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Krixtal Icefluxor

INLAND EMPIRE Galactic

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#179 - 2012-12-30 15:03:35 UTC

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy ......

Well, 1:32 there is 100% pure nightmare fuel Shocked

Cannot be un-seen.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck." - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882

Telegram Sam

Sebiestor Tribe

Minmatar Republic

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#180 - 2012-12-30 15:57:18 UTC

Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

I dunno... teh gheys over at the local ghey bar don't look hairy ......

Yeah, and let me tell you about the bar called 'Rawhide' in Chelsea, Manhattan. I used to have to walk past it every day. Yeah, I'll admit, I always walked a little faster going past that one. Smile

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