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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#81 - 2012-12-19 21:51:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#82 - 2012-12-19 21:52:45 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile


Ah ty, I always leave when the women do Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Elias Greyhand
#83 - 2012-12-20 13:13:50 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile


Ah ty, I always leave when the women do Big smile


Me too.

Usually I've abducted one but that's beside the point entirely.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#84 - 2012-12-20 19:43:09 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile


Ah ty, I always leave when the women do Big smile


Me too.

Usually I've abducted one but that's beside the point entirely.


that's a woman leaving when you do Blink

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#85 - 2012-12-20 20:10:31 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile

Hardleg? Women leaving before the parties over? ...Wat?

Dude, I dunno what parties you've been to but the ones I've been to were totally different. When people start thinning out, it leaves this core group of true party goers of women and men. This is when the orgy starts. Trust me, that's how I met my current ex-girlfriend. Yea, apparrently she wasn't very good at "reach arounds" ...or Monoply.Blink

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Elias Greyhand
#86 - 2012-12-20 20:12:23 UTC
That's a +1 just for the mind-blowing phrase "current ex-girlfriend".

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#87 - 2012-12-20 20:48:31 UTC
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Elias Greyhand
#88 - 2012-12-20 20:57:01 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#89 - 2012-12-20 21:08:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:

Define this term "hardleg"

It interests me Pirate

You know when there's a party, and all the women have left? But there are still a bunch of leftover guys standing around with nothing to do? Those are the hardlegs. It's a term from the Louisiana bayous. Smile

Hardleg? Women leaving before the parties over? ...Wat?

Dude, I dunno what parties you've been to but the ones I've been to were totally different. When people start thinning out, it leaves this core group of true party goers of women and men. This is when the orgy starts. Trust me, that's how I met my current ex-girlfriend. Yea, apparrently she wasn't very good at "reach arounds" ...or Monoply.Blink

Crap. I spent my sporting years in the wrong time (the peak of the AIDS/HIV panic) and the wrong place (the prudish Bible Belt part of the U.S.) Ah well.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#90 - 2012-12-20 21:22:47 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".


you had me at "partially dismembered." *swoon*
Elias Greyhand
#91 - 2012-12-20 21:32:11 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".


you had me at "partially dismembered." *swoon*


Excellent *fetches the giant but razor-sharp novelty scissors*

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#92 - 2012-12-20 21:39:28 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".


you had me at "partially dismembered." *swoon*


Excellent *fetches the giant but razor-sharp novelty scissors*

huh, I guess being an ***hole is out and being a serial killer is in... Who knew?

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Elias Greyhand
#93 - 2012-12-20 21:45:28 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".


you had me at "partially dismembered." *swoon*


Excellent *fetches the giant but razor-sharp novelty scissors*

huh, I guess being an ***hole is out and being a serial killer is in... Who knew?


I'd like to go down the sociopath route. The whole "emotional frenzy" and stuff associated with being a psychopath isn't my cup of tea at all; too much effort involved.

Also, strangely, being an asshat never worked for me either.. Maybe I was too half-hearted; I could quite easily demlish a chicks dress sense but I drew the line at punching them in the face.

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#94 - 2012-12-20 22:00:51 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
I'd like to go down the sociopath route. The whole "emotional frenzy" and stuff associated with being a psychopath isn't my cup of tea at all; too much effort involved.

Also, strangely, being an asshat never worked for me either.. Maybe I was too half-hearted; I could quite easily demlish a chicks dress sense but I drew the line at punching them in the face.

Oh yeah, I faked being an asshat as a joke. Any lady smart enough to see past it and get the jokes was a keeper. There was only one and that was the manipulative one I mentioned a few post back. :(

Now, I just don't care either way. I just go with the flow and be myself. I don't hold back and always speak my mind. If people get offended, that's their problem and issues that they are going to have to deal with. There's more to it but that's about as simplist as I can put it.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Rath Kelbore
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#95 - 2012-12-20 23:07:58 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
In order to find a woman you must

A) Give up on Eve. Eve will take too much of your time - you should be out in bars, clubs, bookstores, libraries, school, anywhere that is social.

B) Realize that ALL WOMEN are INSANE - It's true, but when you find a woman who's crazy you can handle you'll be in a good place.

C) Realize that ALL MEN are ASSHOLES - This is also true, when you find a woman who can deal with your ******* nature you'll be in a good place.

D -1) If above steps succeed - Introduce woman to Eve. She might like it, but probably won't. If she doesn't then you will be able to play Eve and you'll have a woman.
D -2) If above steps fail - Give up on it, clearly too much effort is involved. Return to Eve and be happy.


This is a pretty good strategy. If you're good you can skip part A. If you're smart you can skip past all of it and go to D-2.

I plan on living forever.......so far, so good.
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#96 - 2012-12-21 23:44:20 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Unfortunately, shyness won't get you anywhere. All it will get you is a lot of missed opportunities. Where somebody kind of liked you and actually wanted to meet you, but you-- yes, you-- were too shy to take the initiative. Because somebody you know was watching. Because somebody you don't know was watching. Because you didn't know what to say. Because you were scared of getting shot down, and having to slowly writhe in agonizing flames of humiliation as you slunk back to wherever you came from.

All understandable reasons-- that will get you absolutely nowhere in the world of love, romance & procreation. You can be shy again after you've successfully introduced your charming and lovable self. If a girl gives you some eye contact and a little smile and you don't follow up, you deserve to go home a hardleg*. She did her part, but you didn't do yours. Chances are the lady fully identified your shy nature and kind of liked it. But you're never going to get a chance to know unless you take the initiative to lock, close range, and engage.
-Khergit Deserters, Misser of Many Opportunities (Retired), Married Shy Guy
*Paraphrasing real estate investment informercial guy Tom Vu: "If you don't come to my seminar, you deserve to stay poor."


^this is a cute post


This quoted post is all there ever will be to know about relationships, girlfriends, aliens.

To reduce it and make it a nice sauce - i will say

If she grabbed you, if you looked twice, if shes all you have on your mind. Why arnt you talking to her ?

Now go..... be free.

Mathematical analysis of this maybe where your problems lay.

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#97 - 2012-12-22 01:00:01 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
You should see the looks I get when I use the pick-up line, "Hey, wanna be my future ex-wife?"


Better than the ones I get for "How would you like to be Partially Dismembered Victim #57?".


you had me at "partially dismembered." *swoon*


Excellent *fetches the giant but razor-sharp novelty scissors*

huh, I guess being an ***hole is out and being a serial killer is in... Who knew?


i watch a lot of "dexter." rubs off.
Rela Vaille
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2012-12-22 03:49:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Rela Vaille
[/quote]
Unfortunately, shyness won't get you anywhere. All it will get you is a lot of missed opportunities. Where somebody kind of liked you and actually wanted to meet you, but you-- yes, you-- were too shy to take the initiative. Because somebody you know was watching. Because somebody you don't know was watching. Because you didn't know what to say. Because you were scared of getting shot down, and having to slowly writhe in agonizing flames of humiliation as you slunk back to wherever you came from.

All understandable reasons-- that will get you absolutely nowhere in the world of love, romance & procreation. You can be shy again after you've successfully introduced your charming and lovable self. If a girl gives you some eye contact and a little smile and you don't follow up, you deserve to go home a hardleg*. She did her part, but you didn't do yours. Chances are the lady fully identified your shy nature and kind of liked it. But you're never going to get a chance to know unless you take the initiative to lock, close range, and engage.
-Khergit Deserters, Misser of Many Opportunities (Retired), Married Shy Guy
*Paraphrasing real estate investment informercial guy Tom Vu: "If you don't come to my seminar, you deserve to stay poor."[/quote]

Its easy for people that arent shy to say this, for someone that is shy this is pure terror.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#99 - 2012-12-22 04:18:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Surfin's PlunderBunny
Rela Vaille wrote:

Unfortunately, shyness won't get you anywhere. All it will get you is a lot of missed opportunities. Where somebody kind of liked you and actually wanted to meet you, but you-- yes, you-- were too shy to take the initiative. Because somebody you know was watching. Because somebody you don't know was watching. Because you didn't know what to say. Because you were scared of getting shot down, and having to slowly writhe in agonizing flames of humiliation as you slunk back to wherever you came from.

All understandable reasons-- that will get you absolutely nowhere in the world of love, romance & procreation. You can be shy again after you've successfully introduced your charming and lovable self. If a girl gives you some eye contact and a little smile and you don't follow up, you deserve to go home a hardleg*. She did her part, but you didn't do yours. Chances are the lady fully identified your shy nature and kind of liked it. But you're never going to get a chance to know unless you take the initiative to lock, close range, and engage.
-Khergit Deserters, Misser of Many Opportunities (Retired), Married Shy Guy
*Paraphrasing real estate investment informercial guy Tom Vu: "If you don't come to my seminar, you deserve to stay poor."

Its easy for people that arent shy to say this, for someone that is shy this is pure terror.


Well if they want to get over it they need to man up and deal with it.

I joined the Marines Cool

http://ts3.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4641310014047546&pid=15.1

*Edit: Don't screw up your quote, damnit! Evil

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#100 - 2012-12-23 00:52:39 UTC
Cheap motorcycle with a backseat big enough to fit up to a 125lb chick (ugly is ok...fat not so much).