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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#41 - 2012-12-13 17:24:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Cynthia Gallente
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


Ok my dearest Sir, let's do the math:

EVE has, ah, whatever ~100k active subscribers...or so.

3% out of 100k is = 3000

3000!....

3000 girls just waiting for you!!....

I really don't get your problem, Sir. ^-^


I think there would be more math involved or at least a fewer number of chicks.

Statistically, at least 1 in 10 chicks would actually be interested in him. Which is only 10%... soo...
10% out of 3000 = 300...
only 300 would be interested. Trying to find 300 chicks out of 100k anonymous users is worst than a needle in a haystack.
You should just give up or go outside.

I'll add your math into my equation

10% of the remaining 125 will have interest.
Let's round up and make that 13

13 girls out of the 100k subscribers would be interested.
That's **** odds.

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Zoe Kaltana
Kaltana Industries
#42 - 2012-12-13 17:28:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Zoe Kaltana
gnihiiiihiii, very well my both precious math-followers.

If I would compare your both formulars, I guess the remaining number of girls will tend into a negative value....I really hope no one will do, because it COULD negate (or confirm) reality as we know it. :P


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OH FUU********!!!!! *booOOOOOOOOMMMMM*

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Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2012-12-13 17:30:47 UTC
Zoe Kaltana wrote:
gnihiiiihiii, very well my both precious math-followers.

If I would compare your both formulars, I guess the remaining number of girls will tend into a negative value....I really hope no one will do, because it COULD negate (or confirm) reality as we know it. :P


edit:
OH FUU********!!!!! *booOOOOOOOOMMMMM*

the odds cannot drop below 1:100,000

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Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#44 - 2012-12-13 17:33:34 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
the odds cannot drop below 1:100,000

There's still a chance.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2012-12-13 17:37:05 UTC
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

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Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#46 - 2012-12-13 17:40:26 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

I think he's playing his odds with CCP Punkturis. I'm not saying he has a chance but there is a long line of guys so the odds of her getting to him are actually lower than him finding someone else in EVE.

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#47 - 2012-12-13 17:45:13 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

I think he's playing his odds with CCP Punkturis. I'm not saying he has a chance but there is a long line of guys so the odds of her getting to him are actually lower than him finding someone else in EVE.

i agree.

number of men in eve based on above math.
997,000

half of those are already married
498500

1/4 are gay
373875

1/10 have interest
37388

so the odds of being an eve player and impressing punkturis is 1:37,388
and that's supposing she's one of the 125 eligible women

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Gallentian Shadow
Goldsteel Conglomerate
#48 - 2012-12-13 17:45:26 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

I think he's playing his odds with CCP Punkturis. I'm not saying he has a chance but there is a long line of guys so the odds of her getting to him are actually lower than him finding someone else in EVE.

Plus, she's pregnant.

You and me, baby, ain't nothing but capsuleers, so let's do it like they do on the Science Fiction Channel.
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#49 - 2012-12-13 17:48:48 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

I think he's playing his odds with CCP Punkturis. I'm not saying he has a chance but there is a long line of guys so the odds of her getting to him are actually lower than him finding someone else in EVE.

Plus, she's pregnant.

Damn dude, you're fast. Big smile

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Calico-Jack Daniels
#50 - 2012-12-13 18:39:06 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


I met my wife at Church. 3 years strong and now have a beautiful 5 month old.... We're both fairly stable... but also suffer from SAD. Winters are a trip in our household. Oh, and she will only play the Wii.... so find one who would play Eve with you, even if she doesn't now. :D


Bear

I go well with Quafe...
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2012-12-13 18:47:05 UTC
All this being said.
I met my wife a decade ago in a bar.
We're still married.

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2012-12-13 20:11:22 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
All this being said.
I met my wife a decade ago in a bar.
We're still married.


Just not to each other Big smile

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Bane Necran
Appono Astos
#53 - 2012-12-13 20:16:31 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
All this being said.
I met my wife a decade ago in a bar.
We're still married.


Pretty much everyone goes to a bar or club now and then. I should probably clarify that i meant the regulars. Party girls are good to party with, but not much else.

"In the void is virtue, and no evil. Wisdom has existence, principle has existence, the Way has existence, spirit is nothingness." ~Miyamoto Musashi
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#54 - 2012-12-13 20:39:44 UTC
is this thread about offgrid booster alts?

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#55 - 2012-12-13 20:44:52 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
All this being said.
I met my wife a decade ago in a bar.
We're still married.


Just not to each other Big smile

o u

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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#56 - 2012-12-13 21:19:24 UTC
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
All this being said.
I met my wife a decade ago in a bar.
We're still married.


Just not to each other Big smile

o u


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"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Zack Korth
Livid CO.
#57 - 2012-12-13 21:55:15 UTC
AlleyKat wrote:


So visit the dentist. It's not only hygienic, it's normal.



+1 like, for the all time best advice I've ever heard. no body likes misshapen gnashers, get them sumbitches worked out if they aren't already!
Takezo Wifebeater
Session9 Marketing
#58 - 2012-12-13 23:55:14 UTC
Akita T wrote:
Pick a barely legal one and slowly mentally mold her to your liking ?


Maybe, but we don't all do it Romanian style Cool
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#59 - 2012-12-14 00:00:30 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Cynthia Gallente wrote:
with the 13:100,000 odds ....
you would need to muddle through some 7700 people to find ONE girl who might be interested.

I think he's playing his odds with CCP Punkturis. I'm not saying he has a chance but there is a long line of guys so the odds of her getting to him are actually lower than him finding someone else in EVE.

Plus, she's pregnant.

Damn dude, you're fast. Big smile


That's what she said Big smile

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Cynthia Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#60 - 2012-12-18 17:33:23 UTC
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