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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#261 - 2013-01-02 21:11:56 UTC
how much was the bounty?
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#262 - 2013-01-02 21:13:00 UTC
OVER 9000!!!

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#263 - 2013-01-02 21:15:36 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Psychotic drunk circus clown reporting



Not the same thing. Your posts are actually funny.


<3

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#264 - 2013-01-02 21:23:38 UTC
daft punk

[just checking something]
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#265 - 2013-01-02 21:37:43 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
daft punk

[just checking something]

Good band but I don't think he said "punk".

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#266 - 2013-01-02 22:13:34 UTC
now that's a disappointment
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#267 - 2013-01-03 03:03:57 UTC
Kenneth O'Hara wrote:
Rain6639 wrote:
daft punk

[just checking something]

Good band but I don't think he said "punk".


It's 2 guys... more of a bandette really...

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#268 - 2013-01-03 03:39:49 UTC
More advice for the love-lorn:
-"For every jack, there's a jenny."
-African-American proverb (A jacks and jennies are male and female donkeys, btw)

"My husband and I like to play hide the sausage."
-Janitor lady in the movie "10" (talking to a bunch of rich women in a sex counseling support group)

"Not everybody has a perfect body and nice white teeth."
-Angus Young

"I've heard people say that too much of anything
Is not good for you baby.
But I don't know about that.
As many times as we've loved, we shared love, and made love
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough.

It's just not enough.
it's just not enough."
-Barry White
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#269 - 2013-01-03 04:11:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
More advice for the love-lorn:
-"For every jack, there's a jenny."
-African-American proverb (A jacks and jennies are male and female donkeys, btw)

"My husband and I like to play hide the sausage."
-Janitor lady in the movie "10" (talking to a bunch of rich women in a sex counseling support group)

"Not everybody has a perfect body and nice white teeth."
-Angus Young

"I've heard people say that too much of anything
Is not good for you baby.
But I don't know about that.
As many times as we've loved, we shared love, and made love
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough.

It's just not enough.
it's just not enough."
-Barry White



Yeah I got one tooP

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#270 - 2013-01-03 05:45:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Rain6639
go on chat roulette, find girlfriend
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#271 - 2013-01-03 06:03:29 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
go on chat roulette, find girlfriend


Provided you have a very liberal definition of "girl"

and "friend"

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#272 - 2013-01-03 07:18:30 UTC
I chat roulette all the time, I get all kinds of girls http://i.imgur.com/OjC1R.jpg
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#273 - 2013-01-03 11:36:36 UTC
Elias Greyhand wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Rain6636 wrote:
well that escalated quickly


yup.

And it came to a dead halt once he discovered the Bounty I put on him. He had none so I took care of that.

Shut him up like a pacifier.



I don't feel like being too mean so I will not reprint it but you guys should see the hilariously delicious tearmail I got ingame from Elias Greyhand about his Bounty.

Classic.

Don't throw gasoline into the fire if you can't take the heat dude.


No you daft ****, it's because I actually do things other than stare at a screen all day.

You think I care about a bounty? Not only is a game but I haven't left a station in three months and have no inclination to.

You wana talk about "tears"? You put a bounty out after I "insulted" you on a forum.. See the irony in that?


Of course you care, otherwise I would have received no ingame mail.

Also, you insulted (no quotes) more than just myself.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
ISD TYPE40
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#274 - 2013-01-03 11:43:41 UTC
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