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How do I get a girlfriend?

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Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#241 - 2013-01-02 09:13:41 UTC
Rain6639 wrote:
fantasy is better. my five girlfriends are spaceship pilots; kinda hard to top that


seems to me the romance would be a little...one sided. Blink
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#242 - 2013-01-02 10:10:39 UTC
admit it, they'd be perfect if they could cook--seen/not heard, and no backtalk
Otrebla Utrigas
Iberians
#243 - 2013-01-02 10:31:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Otrebla Utrigas
Rain6639 wrote:
admit it, they'd be perfect if they could cook--seen/not heard, and no backtalk


"The path to a man's heart goes thought his stomach"

And yes, my wife is an excellent cook.

You don't "get" girlfriends, you just find women, talk with them and then something will develop. Friendzone (avoid at all costs) , sex friend, or a long term relationship.

If not, is just another human being around messing with your stuff and staring at you with poker face when you talk about virtual ships and space pixels.

PS: If everything fails, internet dating agencies are the last, best resource for finding new girls. Although your standards and insanity filters must be UP AND READY all the time. Even dual XL Ancilliary shield boosters won't save you if you let those down.
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#244 - 2013-01-02 10:41:53 UTC
I hear plenty of fish is a good one
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#245 - 2013-01-02 13:02:54 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Psychotic drunk circus clown reporting



Not the same thing. Your posts are actually funny.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#246 - 2013-01-02 13:07:47 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Rain6636 wrote:
well that escalated quickly


yup.

And it came to a dead halt once he discovered the Bounty I put on him. He had none so I took care of that.

Shut him up like a pacifier.



I don't feel like being too mean so I will not reprint it but you guys should see the hilariously delicious tearmail I got ingame from Elias Greyhand about his Bounty.

Classic.

Don't throw gasoline into the fire if you can't take the heat dude.

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#247 - 2013-01-02 13:49:53 UTC
that... is funny. over a bounty?
Hedian
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#248 - 2013-01-02 14:31:52 UTC
Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Aerethir El-Kharisti wrote:
Why is this thread not locked? It is incredibly bad trolling What?


This is not trolling... this is relationship advice from the Eve playerbase




I think the thread ended after this post. Luckily i was screaming of laughter.
dexington
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#249 - 2013-01-02 15:02:47 UTC
Gallentian Shadow wrote:
I am sure many of us are wondering; how do we attract a stable mate of the opposite gender?

Playing a game with a 97% manly user base sure doesn't work.


Just so you know this is a online gaming forum, no one here know anything about the opposite sex, and the once who claim they do are goons trying to scam you.

I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#250 - 2013-01-02 15:44:08 UTC
I'll take existential questions from MMO players for 800 alex!
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#251 - 2013-01-02 17:11:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
250 answers, 13 sites of guide and still no solution ;) Be single forever like meny other people, adap to this and be happy until you find your second part, being alone got some cons but also a lot pros, enjoy your live like it is.


Funny things everyone need somebody, but after marriage etc they whine about wifes, looking for private space where they can rest, or whine about mothers-in-law, pure facts.

Another funny video about this matter.

forever alone

EvE isn't game, its style of living.
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
#252 - 2013-01-02 17:20:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Tarvos Telesto
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Rain6639 wrote:
fantasy is better. my five girlfriends are spaceship pilots; kinda hard to top that


seems to me the romance would be a little...one sided. Blink


Comic Con: In your fantasy

EvE isn't game, its style of living.
Eurydia Vespasian
Storm Hunters
#253 - 2013-01-02 19:28:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Eurydia Vespasian
Rain6639 wrote:
admit it, they'd be perfect if they could cook--seen/not heard, and no backtalk


i'm not sure if i should be offended at this or not lol Straight

Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Rain6639 wrote:
fantasy is better. my five girlfriends are spaceship pilots; kinda hard to top that


seems to me the romance would be a little...one sided. Blink


Comic Con: In your fantasy


i was unable to tolerate more than 50 seconds of this lol
Krixtal Icefluxor
INLAND EMPIRE Galactic
#254 - 2013-01-02 19:34:53 UTC
Batten down the hatches !

Valentines Day cards and crap are already at Walgreens and Target and Kmart and Walmart and Ugh



.....not even a day of rest from it all.......

"He has mounted his hind-legs, and blown crass vapidities through the bowel of his neck."  - Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde's Lecture in San Francisco 1882
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#255 - 2013-01-02 19:40:27 UTC
"Remember, the fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage." ~Crypt Keeper, Tales from the crypt: Bordello of Blood

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#256 - 2013-01-02 19:51:41 UTC
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:

Tarvos Telesto wrote:
Eurydia Vespasian wrote:
Rain6639 wrote:
fantasy is better. my five girlfriends are spaceship pilots; kinda hard to top that


seems to me the romance would be a little...one sided. Blink


Comic Con: In your fantasy


i was unable to tolerate more than 50 seconds of this lol


Based on Halloweenparties and Cosplaying we can conclude that girls are allowed, or rather some of them think they are allowed, to dress sl*tty as long as they are dressed as something else. Ugh

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#257 - 2013-01-02 19:55:25 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Based on Halloweenparties and Cosplaying we can conclude that girls are allowed, or rather some of them think they are allowed, to dress sl*tty as long as they are dressed as something else. Ugh

And then they get mad when a guy stares/talks to them/walks by/glances in general direction and thinks he's a perv... /facepalm

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _
Rain6639
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#258 - 2013-01-02 20:47:34 UTC
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
250 answers, 13 sites of guide and still no solution ;) Be single forever like meny other people, adap to this and be happy until you find your second part, being alone got some cons but also a lot pros, enjoy your live like it is.


Funny things everyone need somebody, but after marriage etc they whine about wifes, looking for private space where they can rest, or whine about mothers-in-law, pure facts.

Another funny video about this matter.

forever alone


forever a clone
Elias Greyhand
#259 - 2013-01-02 20:51:46 UTC
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:
Rain6636 wrote:
well that escalated quickly


yup.

And it came to a dead halt once he discovered the Bounty I put on him. He had none so I took care of that.

Shut him up like a pacifier.



I don't feel like being too mean so I will not reprint it but you guys should see the hilariously delicious tearmail I got ingame from Elias Greyhand about his Bounty.

Classic.

Don't throw gasoline into the fire if you can't take the heat dude.


No you daft ****, it's because I actually do things other than stare at a screen all day.

You think I care about a bounty? Not only is a game but I haven't left a station in three months and have no inclination to.

You wana talk about "tears"? You put a bounty out after I "insulted" you on a forum.. See the irony in that?

"That which is done cannot be undone. But it can be avenged."
Kenneth O'Hara
Sebiestor Tribe
#260 - 2013-01-02 21:05:45 UTC
*grabs popcorn*

Bring Saede Riordan back!! Never Forget! _"__Operation Godzilla Smacks Zeus"  ~__Graygor _