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What is the purpose of Exotic Dancers in Eve?

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ctx2007
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#41 - 2012-12-11 18:04:56 UTC
Birth Population Output Big smile

You only realise you life has been a waste of time, when you wake up dead.
Kagumichan
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#42 - 2012-12-11 19:29:23 UTC
CCP Eterne wrote:

"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."


Can I run one through invention and make a tech 2 exotic dancer that allow me to install implants?

Also, carrying exotic dancers in your ship should be distracting enough give a -2 to Perception but +2 to Charisma.
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#43 - 2012-12-11 19:41:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Lady Ayeipsia
Am I the only one who uses them as station markers? For example, I have one in jita so I can open my assests window, find jita and set destination. Out in khanid kingdom, there is no npc source for skill books. I have an exotic dancer in the nearest school, one region over. There's a nice pipe of systems in the forge region i use to go exploring in. I had one dancer at each end I could use to mark the stations. Saves time instead of opening the map and searching. I even have one waiting for me where you start the sisters of eve epic arc.


I could use any item, buy i have always just used dancers.

They can also be useful in nul for the same purpose. Going on a deployment and need to mark a station, use a dancer. Plus if you can buy low in hi sec, you'd be amazed at the price people will pay for one in nul.
Arafel Baliset
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#44 - 2012-12-11 19:46:34 UTC
"I've seen it before. There are women who spread ruin through no fault of theirs, just by being too beautiful, too full of life and love. They can't help it. Poeple come to them as people go to a warm fire in winter.”
John Caligan
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#45 - 2012-12-11 20:21:54 UTC  |  Edited by: John Caligan
I used them to prank my old corp on April Fools by replacing all of the skill books in our junk storage hanger with exotic dancers.

Then again, I guess they're just skill books of a different kind...

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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#46 - 2012-12-12 03:28:14 UTC
Alphea Abbra wrote:
I don't like Exotic Dancers, not the female version, not the male version.
What I crave is far more sophisticated. I crave the remnants of capsuleers who died in space combat.

They are the real deal - AND good listeners! I've heard PL titan pilots make good boyfriends, but I haven't tried one yet.


Well, some human fetishes never die even in the distant future, I guess. I bet you keep "biomass" toggled on all your overview filters just in case, huh?

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Alphea Abbra
Project Promethion
#47 - 2012-12-12 13:29:11 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Alphea Abbra wrote:
I don't like Exotic Dancers, not the female version, not the male version.
What I crave is far more sophisticated. I crave the remnants of capsuleers who died in space combat.

They are the real deal - AND good listeners! I've heard PL titan pilots make good boyfriends, but I haven't tried one yet.


Well, some human fetishes never die even in the distant future, I guess. I bet you keep "biomass" toggled on all your overview filters just in case, huh?

Yes, but most of the time I have to buy my samples.
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
#48 - 2012-12-12 19:10:59 UTC
Alphea Abbra wrote:
I don't like Exotic Dancers, not the female version, not the male version.
What I crave is far more sophisticated. I crave the remnants of capsuleers who died in space combat.

They are the real deal - AND good listeners! I've heard PL titan pilots make good boyfriends, but I haven't tried one yet.
They do indeed make excellent listeners. Just last night I was serenading my audience of flash-frozen 'guests' with my concerto for mouth-harp and nose whistle. I could not have asked for a more focused, attentive, and polite audience! At the grand finale, they were stunned silent and sat absolutely still in anticipation of my encore: 'Variations on Old MacDonald for Steel Zither!'

Such wonderful afficianados of fine music - I never leave dock without at least one or two on-board to cheer the long evenings between stations-fall.

Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.

Didn't vote? Then you voted for NulBloc
vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
#49 - 2012-12-12 19:15:39 UTC
Alphea Abbra wrote:
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Alphea Abbra wrote:
I don't like Exotic Dancers, not the female version, not the male version.
What I crave is far more sophisticated. I crave the remnants of capsuleers who died in space combat.

They are the real deal - AND good listeners! I've heard PL titan pilots make good boyfriends, but I haven't tried one yet.


Well, some human fetishes never die even in the distant future, I guess. I bet you keep "biomass" toggled on all your overview filters just in case, huh?

Yes, but most of the time I have to buy my samples.



What did the mortician tell his new wife on their honeymoon ????

"Alright honey strip and take a cold shower , then lay perfectly still on the bed "


What did one Necrophiliac say to the other ,as they walked by the funeral parlor ???

"Hey you want to grab a cold one ???"


rimshot Big smile
Merouk Baas
#50 - 2012-12-12 21:16:13 UTC
I've rented space in a station somewhere, I like to call it my own little heaven, and I have a number of things there, including dolls, various holoreels (some x-rated), and my 72 female exotic dancers; I think it's about as close as one can get, no?
Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#51 - 2012-12-12 21:22:08 UTC
Thanks for the responses! I have been trying different combinations of militants an exotic dancers, janitors, homeless...ect but no luck yet :-(

The people who like the dead....Sick people are just sick :-P

From now on I am flying with 5 exotic dancers in my cargo hold and my performance in lvl 4s has greatly improved!

PS Still looking in every market for those BPO

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#52 - 2012-12-12 21:46:26 UTC
Quote:
From now on I am flying with 5 exotic dancers in my cargo hold and my performance in lvl 4s has greatly improved!


Because you are caring person, that's why! Bear

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Phil Da Agony
Commando Guri
Guristas Pirates
#53 - 2012-12-13 00:23:19 UTC
Xercodo wrote:
How is babby formed?

Babby BPO

Skills: Social

Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1



Awaiting results on Invention/Reverse Engineering.
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#54 - 2012-12-13 00:28:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
Yim Sei wrote:

The dancers could be part of a 'union' organisation with which you level up as a normal mission agent giving you more difficult missions and greater rewards.



<---- They allready are ;)

Your first mission: "Sweety, Pick up 10 PLEX and some Crash/Mindflood. Come to the Gate you recived via email in a faction Battleship of your choice. Come alone so we can party...." Big smile
Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union
#55 - 2012-12-13 00:30:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Rovinia
sorry, doublepost
flummox
#56 - 2012-12-13 00:47:26 UTC
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
They give EvE marginal sex - dirty look in game that all, same like drugs and bosters.


pinhead... clearly the game is spelled EVE... only pinheads use a lowercase v... pinhead.

flummox
Theodoric Darkwind
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2012-12-13 04:36:21 UTC
Tarvos Telesto wrote:
They give EvE marginal sex - dirty look in game that all, same like drugs and bosters.



As a purveyor of high quality performance enhancing drugs, I agree with this statement hahaha.

they are mostly for lulz on lossmails.
Pitrolo Orti
Doomheim
#58 - 2012-12-13 19:20:59 UTC
Phil Da Agony wrote:
Xercodo wrote:
How is babby formed?

Babby BPO

Skills: Social

Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1



Awaiting results on Invention/Reverse Engineering.


This is how you produce homeless people in EVE right?

Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#59 - 2012-12-13 20:21:39 UTC
Pitrolo Orti wrote:
Phil Da Agony wrote:
Xercodo wrote:
How is babby formed?

Babby BPO

Skills: Social

Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1



Awaiting results on Invention/Reverse Engineering.


This is how you produce homeless people in EVE right?


No. Invention on an exotic dancer female bpc has a chance to produce a the damsel bpc, but Krul has the t2 bpo and a monopoly. Until the t2 bpo is removed, the process is just not profitable.

Reverse engineering leads to the prostitute, but good luck finding the sleeper loot to build that.
RomeStar
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2012-12-13 21:16:24 UTC
Pitrolo Orti wrote:
Well for some time I had this question and it would be nice if I get some ISK off the Exotic Dancers I own. All they do is occupy space in my warehouse...

Second question: How are they created??? Any BPO for Exotic dancers or just like new ship CCP created a bunch of them and made them available in the market? Please enlighten me.



Ask the Goons they have thousands of Male Exoctic Dancers. They throw the Females out.

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