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Unit - Communication Thread.

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Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#1 - 2012-12-10 00:48:43 UTC  |  Edited by: Unit XS365BT
Unit secondment subroutines reactivated.
Secondary command node initialised.

Sanctum constellation safety compromised.
Sensitive materiel transported to CONCORD controlled location outside affected area.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Silas Vitalia
Doomheim
#2 - 2012-12-10 01:53:19 UTC
I'm so inviting you to my next dinner party.

Sabik now, Sabik forever

Naraish Adarn
Alexylva Paradox
#3 - 2012-12-10 06:05:50 UTC
Welcome back Yuni it has been a while since i've seen anything from Unit commune. any assistance required?
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#4 - 2012-12-10 16:30:57 UTC
Negative pilot Adarn.

Sensitive materiel transport complete.
Nation presence within Sanctum constellation currently under capsuleer assault.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Fraxi Nilanth
Alexylva Paradox
#5 - 2012-12-10 19:31:06 UTC
Return? Where did you go?

Fraxi Nilanth: Albino Spacejanitor Extraordinaire

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#6 - 2012-12-10 22:27:01 UTC
Sanctum? Perkele, I'd better check if my HQ and apartment in Tekaima are still intact...

Hey, wasn't the Sanctum constellation attacked around the same time 2 years ago?
Mmm, I wonder if my latest publication had anything to do with this...

Causality can play out in pretty interesting ways, I suppose.
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#7 - 2012-12-14 04:33:49 UTC
Fraxi Nilanth wrote:
Return? Where did you go?


The physical forms of the members of Unit Commune are currently within a location we refer to as Haven.
The specific location of Haven is classified for security purposes.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Fraxi Nilanth
Alexylva Paradox
#8 - 2012-12-14 08:43:40 UTC
Unit XS365BT wrote:
Fraxi Nilanth wrote:
Return? Where did you go?


The physical forms of the members of Unit Commune are currently within a location we refer to as Haven.
The specific location of Haven is classified for security purposes.

We Return.



Oooh, my physical body is Stacmon, and I'm totes from Ation, so I can say it too.

We Return.

Fraxi Nilanth: Albino Spacejanitor Extraordinaire

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#9 - 2012-12-15 00:50:49 UTC
Pilot Nilanth.
While it is of course your right to use this term to close communications we would note several flaws in your reasoning as to why it is correct for you to do so :

You are an individual enitity, therefore 'We' is gramatically incorrect.
After a clone jump your original form is little more than inert organic matter contained within an advanced ICU.
Your current form is almost certainly your physical body.

Our choice of closing statement may be viewed as a form of status update.
We intend it to change, soon.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#10 - 2012-12-15 19:44:50 UTC
And here I was thinking it was some reference to the phrase "Haajakin Kalen".

And now I think of it, have people started using "Haajakin Talen" these days?
Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#11 - 2013-02-02 16:49:03 UTC
Unit commune hereby requests detailed ship scan data from Nation controlled Revenant class supercarriers deployed during cluster incursions.

Research into the formation and safe usage of wormholes designated 'Violent Wormhole' has currently reached an impasse. Further data is required.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2013-02-02 17:35:06 UTC
Oh, not this again.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#13 - 2013-02-02 18:48:14 UTC
Research into usage of such wormholes has been ongoing pilot Ixiris.
Therefore the correct terminology would have been 'still this' not 'this again'.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Niraia
Starcakes
Cynosural Field Theory.
#14 - 2013-02-02 19:02:12 UTC
Looking good, Unit. Never stop returning.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#15 - 2013-02-02 19:10:09 UTC
Once our return is complete, we will no longer be returning. however, the distiction will be irrelevant at this point.

We Return.

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#16 - 2013-04-06 15:02:39 UTC
Additional deployment protocols activated.
Awaiting confirmation.

We Return

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#17 - 2013-04-06 15:50:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Deacon Abox
Dear Unit,

Your beauty is so infatuating. Your eyes are so captivating, with all the expression they conceal. I can't stop thinking about you.

You indeed do disappear and then return, unpredictably. Thus I am left with these public entreaties and expressions of interest. But, I don't care who here may scoff at and deride me for my infatuation with you. Have you thought about my invitation to dinner? My interest in learning what exactly a tube child is, is sincere. However, I'm more intrigued by how they are made.Blink I'm not just trying to get you drunk. OK, maybe a little loosened up. P Have some fun with me.Smile

Ever wishful to be in your favors,

Deac

Niraia wrote:
Looking good, Unit. Never stop returning.

quoted for truth

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Unit XS365BT
Unit Commune
#18 - 2013-04-06 21:11:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Unit XS365BT
Pilot Abox,
While Unit bio-hosts are capable of the activity you seek, it is not our primary function.
Nor is it a function that this unit in particular would wish to perform.
We therefore decline your request.

To put it in a more straightforward manner, you're really not my type.

Should you wish to learn about the methodology used to create tube-children We would suggest that you contact a member of the Caldari state with a Deteis ancestry.
It is likely that these individuals would have more data regarding the creation of tube-children.

We would note however that the tube-child program is no longer supported by the Caldari State due to the inhospitable environment most of these individuals were raised in once the artificial gestation period was complete.

We Return

Unit XS365BT. Designated Communications Officer. Unit Commune.

Deacon Abox
Black Eagle5
#19 - 2013-04-08 18:45:59 UTC
Rejected. Cry

Oh well. Maybe one of your bio-hosts will contain a neural anomaly some day, and there will be a change of heart. P Ever hopeful.

Deac

CCP, there are off buttons for ship explosions, missile effects, turret effects, etc. "Immersion" does not seem to be harmed by those. So, [u]please[/u] give us a persisting off button for the jump gate and autoscan visuals.

Denak Calamari
Incorruptibles
#20 - 2013-04-08 18:58:08 UTC
I have apparently missed something crucial here so...welcome back?
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