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** The Apostle for CSM 7 **

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2011-10-06 03:56:42 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Har Harrison wrote:
Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

Nope. In fact I said

"#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava."

That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.

Do you really want bees to cover of Eve retail box ?

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
The Apostle
Doomheim
#22 - 2011-10-06 03:59:42 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
The Apostle wrote:
Har Harrison wrote:
Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

Nope. In fact I said

"#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava."

That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.

Do you really want bees to cover of Eve retail box ?

Absolutely.

Swarm mentality best mentality. As long as we don't get hives.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
#23 - 2011-10-06 04:32:02 UTC
I like almost everything you said except I don't think I need to do any carebear training.

You have my votes.

Just as long as you understand that you have to respect the little people, oh and we're all little crybabies with entitlement complexes. There is a chance that everyone in eve will be your constituent, not just us Aussies.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#24 - 2011-10-06 04:39:28 UTC
non judgement wrote:
I like almost everything you said except I don't think I need to do any carebear training.

You have my votes.

Just as long as you understand that you have to respect the little people, oh and we're all little crybabies with entitlement complexes. There is a chance that everyone in eve will be your constituent, not just us Aussies.

G'day mate....

As you know, us Aussies ALWAYS back and support the underdog simply because we hate bullies and arrogance...

We even give our kangaroos a fighting chance.

That's just.... well.... how we do things.

Oi.... Blink


[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#25 - 2011-10-06 04:41:41 UTC
I guess since my beloved Cat is lost to us, I'll toss my votes into the Apostle camp on this one.

I'll give you all 12 votes if you make a post with no real relevance to EVE, at least six lols and sign it with a kiss.

Mr Epeen Cool
Nandy Cocytus
Doomheim
#26 - 2011-10-06 04:41:49 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Headerman wrote:
Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.

Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore.

Better to use thongs and socks. Blink


I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those?

I support the G-word moves. And AnythingCat
+1 for Apostle

So it goes.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#27 - 2011-10-06 06:35:43 UTC
Nandy Cocytus wrote:
The Apostle wrote:
Headerman wrote:
Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.

Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore.

Better to use thongs and socks. Blink


I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those?

I support the G-word moves. And AnythingCat
+1 for Apostle

Actually, I should send a truckload of Uggs to Iceland?

I can get CCP to vote for me too Blink

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#28 - 2011-10-06 06:42:12 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.

I promise to

#1: Get "The Mittani" drunk in Iceland and go for a walk with him to view volcanoes.
#2: Work towards getting bikini's included in NeX.
#3: Hold referendums/FAQ sessions pertaining to Eve prior to presenting to CCP. (oohhhh, that's NEW!!)
#4: Take pictures of the Pacific Ocean as I fly to Iceland from Australia.
#5: Ask CCP to change Eve time to Aussie TZ on Saturdays and Sundays.
#6: Seek funding so all non 0.0 inhabitants recieve 10,000 AUR and a Monocle.
#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava.
#8: Put forward a proposal to make ice mining inside a POS possible.
#9: Request that "Carebearing" becomes a skill with a 1x multiplier. Train to level 5 for invulnerability.
#10: Submit plans for a new vessel capable of fitting 32 blasters with 120k ehps and insta-lock. Disguised as a Hulk.
#11: Propose closure of all stargates permanently between DekCO land and the rest of Eve.
#12: Seek to move DekCo 7,000,000,000 lightyears away after gates are closed.
#13: Approve "The Mittani" becoming marketing manager for CCP (if he survives the lava).
#14: Request Autoban of any post or user with the word "G**N" in it.
#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.
#16: Ask CCP to sign a Statuatory Declaration in my presence supporting my disclaim to the name "Riverini".
#17: Start a "Free Minmatar" campaign. (after I sell my slaves).

Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.

That will be all and thank you for listening.



Why you would want to have a second, payless job to perform while you take real-job vacation days, only to have the feeling that you're talking to a wall over at iceland and then to be treated like clueless yes-men on these forums is beyond me.

Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#29 - 2011-10-06 06:44:03 UTC
Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#30 - 2011-10-06 06:47:40 UTC
Ladie Scarlet wrote:
Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.


/me in shocking disbelief: Oh so hes riverini, yes?

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#31 - 2011-10-06 06:53:45 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Renan Ruivo wrote:
Ladie Scarlet wrote:
Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.


/me in shocking disbelief: Oh so hes riverini, yes?

Actually the G**N's are either

1) trolling a lie
2) firmly believing

Does it really matter which? Care factor is 0.0.

Suffice to say, I don't have any domains in my name. I don't sell GTC and I'm not a Penif alt.

It's all been tried and scoffed at appropriately. Cool

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#32 - 2011-10-06 06:56:36 UTC
But you could be Mint Chip with fake beard and a hood

Get classic forum style - custom videos to captains quarters screen

Play with the best - die like the rest
The Apostle
Doomheim
#33 - 2011-10-06 06:56:43 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Renan Ruivo wrote:

Why you would want to have a second, payless job to perform while you take real-job vacation days, only to have the feeling that you're talking to a wall over at iceland and then to be treated like clueless yes-men on these forums is beyond me.

Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.


Only men deserved of being called clueless yes men are called clueless yes men. The entire CSM are not thus, just some.

And I'm married and gave up on THAT years ago Blink

Eve is my mistress...

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
The Apostle
Doomheim
#34 - 2011-10-06 06:58:36 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
But you could be Mint Chip with fake beard and a hood

By the time mintchip is 40, it won't be fake. Roll

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
The Mittani
State War Academy
Caldari State
#35 - 2011-10-06 07:38:27 UTC
i forsee you to be just as successful as general windypops before you, best of luck!

~hi~
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#36 - 2011-10-06 07:41:41 UTC
Renan Ruivo wrote:
Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.
You're talking to the wrong chicks.
Renan Ruivo
Forcas armadas
Brave Collective
#37 - 2011-10-06 07:50:01 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Renan Ruivo wrote:
Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.
You're talking to the wrong chicks.


Get out. I'm talking about real chicks, not imaginary dream-land ones.

The world is a community of idiots doing a series of things until it explodes and we all die.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2011-10-06 07:51:41 UTC

Too bad ... i looked at the topic and thought you were serious.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#39 - 2011-10-06 08:05:31 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Solstice Project wrote:

Too bad ... i looked at the topic and thought you were serious.

I was... Thought I'd try populace antic BS and laughs to get in.

It's worked on CSM 6 Shocked

THE ONE spoketh
Quote:
i forsee you to be just as successful as general windypops before you, best of luck!

But "HE" spoke and scared me off. Sad

Problem is, I haven't got 7,500 members to click "like".....

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Alikchi
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2011-10-06 08:07:06 UTC
hey

HEY

no trolling on eve-o, csm 7 elections haven't begun yet

stop trolling