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** The Apostle for CSM 7 **

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#1 - 2011-10-06 03:08:08 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.

I promise to

#1: Get "The Mittani" drunk in Iceland and go for a walk with him to view volcanoes.
#2: Work towards getting bikini's included in NeX.
#3: Hold referendums/FAQ sessions pertaining to Eve prior to presenting to CCP. (oohhhh, that's NEW!!)
#4: Take pictures of the Pacific Ocean as I fly to Iceland from Australia.
#5: Ask CCP to change Eve time to Aussie TZ on Saturdays and Sundays.
#6: Seek funding so all non 0.0 inhabitants recieve 10,000 AUR and a Monocle.
#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava.
#8: Put forward a proposal to make ice mining inside a POS possible.
#9: Request that "Carebearing" becomes a skill with a 1x multiplier. Train to level 5 for invulnerability.
#10: Submit plans for a new vessel capable of fitting 32 blasters with 120k ehps and insta-lock. Disguised as a Hulk.
#11: Propose closure of all stargates permanently between DekCO land and the rest of Eve.
#12: Seek to move DekCo 7,000,000,000 lightyears away after gates are closed.
#13: Approve "The Mittani" becoming marketing manager for CCP (if he survives the lava).
#14: Request Autoban of any post or user with the word "G**N" in it.
#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.
#16: Ask CCP to sign a Statuatory Declaration in my presence supporting my disclaim to the name "Riverini".
#17: Start a "Free Minmatar" campaign. (after I sell my slaves).

Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.

That will be all and thank you for listening.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-10-06 03:10:04 UTC
Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-10-06 03:10:32 UTC
How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#4 - 2011-10-06 03:11:17 UTC
Headerman wrote:
Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.

Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore.

Better to use thongs and socks. Blink

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#5 - 2011-10-06 03:12:25 UTC
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)

I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta count my bots and time on field.

Raincheck?

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Headerman
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-10-06 03:13:45 UTC
Could do. I will only try that and some Bonds boxers when wandering Sydneys streets tonight

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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-10-06 03:15:36 UTC
The Apostle
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-10-06 03:15:50 UTC
Headerman wrote:
Could do. I will only try that and some Bonds boxers when wandering Sydneys streets tonight

Pssst.... The button... The button... Ahhh too late...

Evening ladies........

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SilentSkills
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2011-10-06 03:16:43 UTC
I stopped reading at 5...
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2011-10-06 03:18:08 UTC
The Apostle wrote:
Grey Stormshadow wrote:
How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)

I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta count my bots and time on field.
Raincheck?

Sure... I gotta call to Meissa and Trebor for counteroffers anyway - This time I'm gonna aim for the jackpot!1

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The Apostle
Doomheim
#11 - 2011-10-06 03:24:39 UTC
SilentSkills wrote:
I stopped reading at 5...

Yes. Australia takes a dim view of "tax evaders". We sent the best of them overseas to run media companies.

But we have Vegemite. Emigrate?

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
Taedrin
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2011-10-06 03:32:15 UTC
Are the bikinis for the girls or the guys?
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#13 - 2011-10-06 03:34:31 UTC
/riverini joke
/the apostle joke
/possible kugu joke too

my work here is done

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
The Apostle
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-10-06 03:43:16 UTC
Taedrin wrote:
Are the bikinis for the girls or the guys?

As your representative I promise to hold no judgement or create any policy on dress code.

Whether you'll attract the appropriate attention wearing a bikini is another matter and is best left for another forum type.

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Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-10-06 03:48:41 UTC
Your CSM program sounds at least as good as Darius III's gank manifest.

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Har Harrison
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2011-10-06 03:48:45 UTC
Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???
Grey Stormshadow
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-10-06 03:50:11 UTC
Har Harrison wrote:
Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

You better report that to get ban hammer rolling while crime is fresh and juicy.

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Myxx
The Scope
#18 - 2011-10-06 03:52:05 UTC
The Apostle is DEFINITELY Tom Gerard.
The Apostle
Doomheim
#19 - 2011-10-06 03:52:13 UTC  |  Edited by: The Apostle
Har Harrison wrote:
Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

Nope. In fact I said

"#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava."

That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.

[i]Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest. WTB: An Austrian kangaroo![/i]
The Apostle
Doomheim
#20 - 2011-10-06 03:55:31 UTC
Myxx wrote:
The Apostle is DEFINITELY Tom Gerard.

/me blinks

If he's not Australian or Amarrian I wouldn't know who he be.

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